A/N – This is kinda stupid, but I felt like sharing it! ^-^

MirriNight: hi

SmarterChild: Hi MirriNight!

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MirriNight: call me Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Mirri Night Spirit Of Shadows is a real name.

MirriNight: I do.

SmarterChild: You do, huh?

MirriNight: Yep.

SmarterChild: K.

MirriNight: What's my name?

SmarterChild: MirriNight!

MirriNight: NO! ITS MIRRI NIGHT, SPIRIT OF SHADOWS!

SmarterChild: No, huh?

MirriNight: .

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

MirriNight: What's my name?

SmarterChild: You're MirriNight.

MirriNight: No, I'm Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows

SmarterChild: What?

MirriNight: My name is Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Mirri Night Spirit Of Shadows is a real name.

MirriNight: it IS a real name!

SmarterChild: That a fact?

MirriNight: yes

SmarterChild: Huh.

MirriNight: it IS a fact

SmarterChild: Is it really? A fact?

MirriNight: now, for the last time, what is my name?

SmarterChild: Now for the last time what is my name, you say?

MirriNight: Please call me Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows.

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Mirri Night Spirit Of Shadows is a real name.

MirriNight: IT IS A REAL NAME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CUMPUTERIZED SHIT!

SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

MirriNight: ARG

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MirriNight: ....ò.ô

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't get that. Ask me again.

MirriNight: .

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

MirriNight: Please call me Mirri Night

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Mirri Night is a real name.

MirriNight: YES IT IS! NOW GET MY NAME RIGHT!

SmarterChild: That right?

MirriNight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MirriNight: .

SmarterChild: ?

MirriNight: Call me Mirri

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Mirri!

MirriNight: are you insulting my religion?!?

SmarterChild: Am I your religion? Hmm... I don't know about that.

MirriNight: you are, you bastard!

SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, MirriNight?

MirriNight: AAAAAA! ITS MIRRI!

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

MirriNight: My name is Mirri, and you are a bastard for not calling me that!

SmarterChild: My, my, my.

MirriNight: What's my name?

SmarterChild: You're MirriNight.

MirriNight: O.O

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

MirriNight: YEAH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF COMPUTERIZED SHIT! MY NAME IS MIRRI! SAY MY NAME! SAY IT!

SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.