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Author: GaNgStA-WiCk
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Reviews: 4 - Published: 05-15-02 - Updated: 05-15-02 - id:779249
User Names-

DurahanPredator-Jon (Kayneale)

EternalPum-Mathew (Josh)

verycrazyme-CCL (Ashley)

Foxy Devil 145- Kelley/W.O.C.B.(wolf of cherry blossom) (Jen)

The Weird Adventure- Chapter 2- How I made this weird story

DurahanPredator: Enough kids go to your room *slams the door on them*

DurahanPredator: *30 min later*

EternalPum: o.O

EternalPum: lol

foxy devil 145: U dun tell me to go to my room! *bitch slaps Jon back to last week*

verycrazyme: *looks at the door*

DurahanPredator: Let's go out for some ice cream

EternalPum: ROFL ROFL ROFL

verycrazyme: *looks at the floor*

verycrazyme: he steped on my bug on the way out :-(

DurahanPredator: Saturdaynight at the movies?

EternalPum: *looks at his big sis*

DurahanPredator: *looks at his gigantic wang*

foxy devil 145: *turns around and does a Matrix, then a 80 degree kick Jons neck*

EternalPum: *hugs his sis*

foxy devil 145: LOL

foxy devil 145: O.o

EternalPum: LOL

EternalPum: brb

foxy devil 145: k

DurahanPredator: and he goes back and does a tentacle shot to the head Kelley

DurahanPredator: ROFL

foxy devil 145: ow..........Jonny boy, did I kick a lil too hard?

verycrazyme: *watches*

DurahanPredator: Remember the tentacles Matt?

DurahanPredator: I am sorry I couldn't forget about those!!!

foxy devil 145: *does a back flip that dodged the tenticles shot, gets in back of Jon and wrist punches Jons spine*

foxy devil 145: me kickin ass!

verycrazyme: *leaves to go color on the wall again*

foxy devil 145: lol

DurahanPredator: * the wrist shot makes Jon's disfigured spine revert back to it's original form*

foxy devil 145: O.o

verycrazyme: =^-^= *calls pizza hut*

foxy devil 145: can that happen?

foxy devil 145: LOL

DurahanPredator: ohhhhhhhhh yes the tentacles can pierce through the ass

DurahanPredator: I think?

foxy devil 145: O.o...........UR SICK

DurahanPredator: hahahaahaha

DurahanPredator: I'm just trying to fight

foxy devil 145: thats not a fight!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: I'm Omega Red

verycrazyme: *still on the phone*

EternalPum: back

verycrazyme: wb

foxy devil 145: *dodges horny Jonikins, and punches his nose so hard, it breaks and goes in his brain* HAHA!!!!! *Jon falls back and dies* *does a happy lil dance * I KILLED JONNY I KILLED JONNY

foxy devil 145: lol

EternalPum: thx

foxy devil 145: O.o

EternalPum: ROFL

EternalPum: ROL

EternalPum: ROFL!!!

foxy devil 145: I won the fight!!!!!! what do u think boys?

EternalPum: *rolls around on the ground holding his stomach and laughing*

EternalPum: *stops*

EternalPum: *claps*

verycrazyme: *wonders if she should give her daddy one of her nine lives*

EternalPum: *yawns*

verycrazyme: =:-:= you killed my daddy :'(

foxy devil 145: O.o...........my daddy? Ill tell u one thing, Jons not my daddy, hes my ~cencered kiddies ^^

foxy devil 145: LOL

EternalPum: O.O

foxy devil 145: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EternalPum: *covers his ears*

verycrazyme: *does too*

foxy devil 145: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

EternalPum: *crawls to Kelley*

EternalPum: *looks up at her with big watery eyes*

foxy devil 145: huh? ur weird!

EternalPum: W-Why... do you have to say those mean words? O.O;;

foxy devil 145: LOL

EternalPum: (I am Jon's son... And CCL(verycrazyme) is my big sister)

foxy devil 145: O.o

foxy devil 145: LOL

EternalPum: (And im pretty young ^.^)

foxy devil 145: how young?

EternalPum: (Hmm... maybe 8)

verycrazyme: *gives one of her lives to her Daddy so hes alive again* *shivers* =^-^=

DurahanPredator: Mwahahahahaha

verycrazyme: (ill be 10!)

EternalPum: (k ^ ^)

DurahanPredator: What was that you said Kelley

foxy devil 145: *sticks knife in Jon* *hes dead again*

foxy devil 145: I killed him again!!!!!

foxy devil 145: MWHAHAHA

EternalPum: O.O

verycrazyme: =0_0=

verycrazyme: =.= daddy should be more carful~

DurahanPredator: please that was my clone

verycrazyme: *e

DurahanPredator: Yur careless

DurahanPredator: Kelley

foxy devil 145: *kills everone who looks like Jon*

DurahanPredator: I never suspected

DurahanPredator: that I was hidden all this time

verycrazyme: *dosent look like him*

verycrazyme: *takes after her mother*

DurahanPredator: Mwahahahahaha

DurahanPredator: I'm right here

verycrazyme: =0_0= oh no......*left the pizza guy on hold* *runs off again*

foxy devil 145: MWHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST KILL JONS FAMILY!!!!!! except Matt, he has a talent for kicken ass

DurahanPredator: and Quit playing games with my children!!!!

DurahanPredator: I shall destroy malfunction

DurahanPredator: *damn my robot self is gunna blow*

verycrazyme: *is on the phone again*

DurahanPredator: Son daughter get out of there now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foxy devil 145: yea right!!!!! Me the nice one..............IM JUST PROTECTIN THESE CHILDREN FROM THE EVIL JON WHO DRINKS....I SAW THE PAPER.....U KILLED THAT YOUNG LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EternalPum: LOL

EternalPum: ^.^

DurahanPredator: *Final Flash shoots straight at Kelley*

EternalPum: *jumps between Kelley and Jon*

foxy devil 145: *dodges it*

EternalPum: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

foxy devil 145: MATT!!!!!!!!! WTF R U DOIN!!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: hmmmmmmmmm I see your invinceable?

verycrazyme: *walks back in* anyone want cheeze on there pizz.......=-O

DurahanPredator: that's it young son help papa!!!!!

EternalPum: Yes that was the power you gave me when I was born daddy...

foxy devil 145: RUN MATT, DONT GET TOO CLOSE TO HIM, THATS NOT UR REAL FATHER!

EternalPum: invincibility...

EternalPum: in other words... regeneration abilities!

EternalPum: O.O

DurahanPredator: Matt shall I clean the trash of the universe?

verycrazyme: so was that a yes on the cheeze?

EternalPum: ROFL Ccl LOL

foxy devil 145: dont listen to him!

EternalPum: I want cheeze!

DurahanPredator: Yesssss

verycrazyme: k =^-^= *walks back out*

EternalPum: T_T!!!!

EternalPum: *walks to Kelley*

verycrazyme: *hangs up*

DurahanPredator: *walks to Matt*

EternalPum: *stands inbetween Kelley and Jon*

EternalPum: *looks from face to face*

DurahanPredator: Please we need to form ultimate fusion son!!!!

foxy devil 145: * Jon* DONT COME NEAR MATT, OR I SLICE UR HEAD OFF *hasSword in hand*

verycrazyme: *comes back in the room* 30-45 minutes till it comes

DurahanPredator: Piccolo-Daimyo and Piccolo-san once again with Kami will form the ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

EternalPum: K ^ ^

EternalPum: LOL

EternalPum: I'll never fuse with you daddy!

EternalPum: *run behind CCL*

EternalPum: *s

verycrazyme: =^-^= so what did i miss?

foxy devil 145: CCL, thats is nt Jon!!!!! ITS A DEMON

EternalPum: Well Daddy wants to fuse with me...

foxy devil 145: not*

DurahanPredator: Please is it because of the hatred Piccolo-san?

verycrazyme: so i have to call for more pizza?

verycrazyme: =.=

DurahanPredator: I know I haven't been all that ood because I am Piccolo- Daimyo

DurahanPredator: nice*

foxy devil 145: O.o........its not the time for Pizza

verycrazyme: hey ima growing kid i cant help it =.;=

foxy devil 145: CCL, take Matt, I have some unfinished business to take care of!

foxy devil 145: *looks Jon*

verycrazyme: k =^-^= *takes matts hand and leads him outte the room*

verycrazyme: *a

verycrazyme: wanna wait for the pizza guy with me?

EternalPum: LOL

foxy devil 145: Its just u and me, so called Jon

EternalPum: Sure ^.^

verycrazyme: k

DurahanPredator: Please there is only one girl who has the healing abilities to always save me and that is........

verycrazyme: *monky

verycrazyme: *money

verycrazyme: rrrtypos

DurahanPredator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not my wallet you sly little daughter of mine

foxy devil 145: ok Jon, Im feeling kinda generous, y dont u make the first move!

verycrazyme: sorry u want it back and your watch? and gold ring?

EternalPum: ROFL

EternalPum: LOL

DurahanPredator: Knight to King's bishop

DurahanPredator: yes I want it back please!!!!!!

foxy devil 145: I MEAN A REAL ATTACK MORAN!

verycrazyme: *hands them back but keeps the money to pay for the pizza*

EternalPum: AH!

EternalPum: MY SCREEN JUST WENT ALL WEIRD

DurahanPredator: thankyou!!!

EternalPum: (IT SHUT DOWN THEN WENT BACK ON REAL FAST!)

DurahanPredator: Moran?

verycrazyme: welcome *leaves room again*

verycrazyme: (thats not good!)

EternalPum: (O.O)

DurahanPredator: I will not except your invitation then!!!!!!!

foxy devil 145: DO UR ATTACK JON! OR I SHALL KILL U IN ONE HIT!

verycrazyme: *waits*

DurahanPredator: you cannot for I have a son and a daughter that love me!!!!!!!!!

verycrazyme: ~*Ding-Dong*~

DurahanPredator: "The love of the family"

verycrazyme: Pizza mans here!!!

foxy devil 145: u lier!! U r not these childrens father, U r an imposter!

EternalPum: (LOL)

DurahanPredator: Yay!!!!!!!

EternalPum: Oooh

EternalPum: *runs to the door*

DurahanPredator: "The love of the family"

verycrazyme: *opens the door*

foxy devil 145: U IMPOSTER!!

DurahanPredator: remember that children!!

foxy devil 145: U R NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!! U R AN IMPOSTER!!!!! A TRADER!!!! A FAKE!

DurahanPredator: Who are you to question me hmmmm?

verycrazyme: *pays for the pizza*

DurahanPredator: Who are you to abandone us right kids?

foxy devil 145: I will NOT let u get these children, u have to get past me first!

foxy devil 145: and i will not allow that!

DurahanPredator: *Ki blast from the back*

DurahanPredator: it kills her

EternalPum: O.O

foxy devil 145: *jumps high in air, and blocks attack* *Takes sword and slits Jon's shoulder*

EternalPum: want me to carry the pizza in the kitchen CCL?

DurahanPredator: Kelley is debeated

verycrazyme: Sure =^-^=

foxy devil 145: ha.............U HIT MY illision!

DurahanPredator: I'll carry it

EternalPum: k ^.^

EternalPum: *grabs the pizza and carrys it in the kitchen*

DurahanPredator: please get out of our house Kelley!!!!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: ROFL

verycrazyme: *gets paper plates*

foxy devil 145: THIS IS NOT UR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

EternalPum: o.o;;;

DurahanPredator: Hmmmmm I'll give you prove I am their father.....

foxy devil 145: I no where the REAL Jon is, and I can show it to his kids

DurahanPredator: *gets out his wallet shows a picture I.D*

verycrazyme: we are going to start with out u too if thats ok!!

verycrazyme: *2

verycrazyme: =^-^=

DurahanPredator: I am sorry I need food

verycrazyme: then better hurry~

DurahanPredator: Cheese is my life!!

foxy devil 145: THE REAL JON IS IN THE HOSPITAL, THE FAKE JON U SEE BEFORE U HAS HURT UR REAL FATHER!

foxy devil 145: THE ID HE HOLDS, IS A FAKE ID

verycrazyme: i c

DurahanPredator: HUH HUH YEAH only my kids could tell

verycrazyme: uhh

verycrazyme: =_=

foxy devil 145: If u kids go with me, I'll show u ur real father, u have to trust me!

DurahanPredator: to the maxx right Matt?

DurahanPredator: WHO SAYS TO THE MAXX PLEASE YOU GUYSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: GUYS*

verycrazyme: *munches into her slice*

EternalPum: O.O

EternalPum: *grabs 2 slices of pizza*

verycrazyme: i dunno

DurahanPredator: I am sorry but I have to teach my son at DDR

foxy devil 145: HA!!!!!! THAT PROVES IT!!!! THE REAL JON LOVES THAT PHRASE, AND U HATE IT!!!! THAT PROVES U R NOT THEIR FATHER!

DurahanPredator: Steps and all

EternalPum: teach my son at DDR?

DurahanPredator: You!!!!!!!

EternalPum: my daddy would speak correct english...

DurahanPredator: Bones and all!!!!

DurahanPredator: like The Sandlot

EternalPum: *grabs Kelley's hand*

foxy devil 145: Come on Matt, Ill take you to ur real Father

DurahanPredator: Abandonement to the Maxx

EternalPum: k ^ ^

verycrazyme: =.=

DurahanPredator: *starts to cry*

verycrazyme: =.=

verycrazyme: uhh

verycrazyme: can i finnish my pizza first?

DurahanPredator: yeah go ahead

verycrazyme: ok ty! =^-^=

DurahanPredator: I see I am not wanted

DurahanPredator: *Plays Gimme Gimme Gimme*

foxy devil 145: *takes kids and puts them in car* *drives to hospital*

EternalPum: lol

DurahanPredator: *plays If you can say goodbye*

verycrazyme: *finnished with her pizza*

verycrazyme: *sticks her head out the window like a dog*

foxy devil 145: *stops car* WERE HERE KIDS!!!

verycrazyme: *falls out*

verycrazyme: =0_0= ow!

EternalPum: *goes through the front window*

DurahanPredator: *the father's flashbacks*

DurahanPredator: hmmmmmm abandonement?

foxy devil 145: *takes kids hands and runs in hospital*

verycrazyme: =.= *rubs head*

EternalPum: (ROFL!!!)

DurahanPredator: yes spills coffee on Jon!!!!!

foxy devil 145: Doctor- how may i help u?

DurahanPredator: You may help me by giving Jon his kids back

verycrazyme: =0_0= *runs after and them bumps into foxy*

verycrazyme: *falls over*

verycrazyme: ow again!

foxy devil 145: WE NEED TO SEE JON!

verycrazyme: *gets up*

foxy devil 145: *takes kids and runs to Jons room*

DurahanPredator: We all ned kids

verycrazyme: =.= i feel so dragged....

DurahanPredator: *evil Jon is in the room*

EternalPum: lol

foxy devil 145: * sees the real Jon in bed*

verycrazyme: *walks to the bed side*

foxy devil 145: see kids, there is ur real father!

verycrazyme: *poke her daddy* Daddy is that u?!

EternalPum: *walks to the beds other side*

DurahanPredator: *Stabs Kelley in the back*

DurahanPredator: MWHAHAHAHA

verycrazyme: =0_0=

DurahanPredator: *Kelley falls in disbelief*

verycrazyme: Doctor!!! we could use some help!!

DurahanPredator: She now dies

verycrazyme: :\

DurahanPredator: nothing can help her now the evil Jon left saw the whole thing

foxy devil 145: * before i die i whisper "kids, run for it!"

DurahanPredator: Jon takes kids

DurahanPredator: and sees a cloaked man in a mask

verycrazyme: *thinks a bit and gives Foxy a live* *shivers*

verycrazyme: AHhhh!!!

foxy devil 145: *opens eyes* O.O

DurahanPredator: What the!!!!!!!!

foxy devil 145: *see's Jon taking kids* *sneaks up to Jon, and kicks him where it hurts*

verycrazyme: ((*sings along to the song*))

DurahanPredator: I never knew about that ability!!!

DurahanPredator: *she kicks the wrong Jon*

EternalPum: LOL

foxy devil 145: THE REAL JON IS IN BED SMARTASS!

DurahanPredator: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

foxy devil 145: I KICKED THE RIGHT JON

DurahanPredator: The wrong one

DurahanPredator: Please that hurts!!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: stop now

foxy devil 145: =^^,= sorry Jon.........*turns to fake Jon and kicks him where it hurts*

foxy devil 145: *fake Jon falls to floor*

EternalPum: lol

verycrazyme: =_=

foxy devil 145: this is where is ends!!!!! *stabs fake Jons heart with a knife*

DurahanPredator: Excellent it is swollen now!!!!!!!

DurahanPredator: thanks you guys

foxy devil 145: *Fake Jon is dead*

DurahanPredator: Man I wonder why he wanted to be me?

verycrazyme: *sighs*

DurahanPredator: Maybe it is because I am such a smartass?

EternalPum: LOL

EternalPum: o.o;;;

foxy devil 145: lol

EternalPum: Daddy can you not say such big words...

EternalPum: x.x;;;

verycrazyme: ~daddy you are a potty mouth~

DurahanPredator: It is too hard to resist younger people saying them

foxy devil 145: *end of adventure* Then the kids were back with their real father, and the bad one was in hell..........THE END!



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