Is there such a thing as being exiled from your own planet? I like to think there is. Otherwise, I was just used as a lab rat to perform the greatest task ever. Now I really can't kid myself and say that exiling one from one's own planet is legal. Maybe from one's country, maybe even one's continent but one's planet? That's absurd!

If only they knew how great I am now. Maybe it would make them think twice about exiling me. At this very moment, at least 10,000 of my men are preparing a space ship big enough to allow me and 15,000 of my men to return to earth.

Yes, I plan on taking over Earth.

Yes, I am insane.

No, I will not fail.

It's been at least 2 years since I last saw my home planet. I wonder how much it has changed. I wonder if there have been any wars. If so, then my success rate just went up. If not, too bad.

I bet you're wondering what I could possibly do to be exiled from the planet Earth. Am I right? Of course I am. It is a rather hard thing to do - getting exiled from Earth, I mean.

All I did was try to take over. I blew up a few things too. Nothing major. Perhaps I should have. But I'll have my chance soon. All I need to do is wait. I'll have my revenge as soon as I step foot on Earth.

They never expected me to return. They expected me to die a lonely death floating around in space. It was shocking to find myself on an actual planet. Though after I landed things weren't easy at all.

I was different. The people here knew it.

I was evil. They knew that too.

I had a mission. That was one thing they didn't know.

That is why their little worthless planet is mine now.

Surprise works everytime.

Who would imagine a Princeton student would just get up one day and say, "I think I'll take over the world today"?

That's why I managed to do as much as I did on Earth.

Oh look, one of my servants comes. I shall need to check on the ship now. Perhaps it is done and I shall finally have my revenge...

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A/n: This is the story I won second place for in a writing contest. Please review.