Verse 1:
You hear the soft sound of my voice
And the softly beating notes
You start to wonder why now
Was another love song wrote?
But I can garrentee you now
This isn't the normal thing
You couldn't have guessed that it was
About girlfriend killing!

Verse 2:
We were the perfect boy and girl
Not a single spat or fight
He gave me roses right and left
And never left me when in sight
But it was all a clever game
The poison was always masked
The chocolates contained arsenic
He was tryin' to off me!

Chorus:
You see he had a bet with his buddies
To see if he could actually do
What everyone thought was impossible!
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!

Verse 3:
One night he made a big mistake
While poisoning a rose
He pricked his finger on the end
And fell down on his nose!
The cops came by to tell me he had died
And wondered if he had a fight
I had to cry 'cause I didn't know
He was tryin' to off me!

You see he had a bet with his buddies
To see if he could actually do
What everyone thought was impossible!
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!

You see he had a bet with his buddies
To see if he could actually do
What everyone thought was impossible!
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!
Lala lala lala lala
He was tryin' to off me!

He was tryin' to off me!