By: Adelaide

I wish cheese could grow legs and wear socks.

It would be so great to watch a wedge of cheese walk around in socks,

And travel making squeaking noises as it steps onto the hot pavement.

Eventually, it would melt; being that the sidewalk is warm, but then you'd see the socks

Grilling,

Sizzling,

And squirming about

As the cheese collapses and becomes a tasty puddle of dairy.

If ever this instance should occur,

I'd prefer the cheese to be cheddar, because

THAT'S ONE DELICIOUS CHEESE!

Wow.

Melted cheese.

Socks.

Yum.

*** No, I'm not crazy, I'm just being strange. Please, take this into consideration while reading and reviewing: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LAME, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. So review in humor mode. Just because I'm me!

*** Dedicated to Feta. you know, Feta is a type of cheese. but dedicated to Feta the person because . well, this is a poem about cheese lol !