Some Fun - Part 1 ^!~

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The television flickered on and, with a few buttons pushed the weather channel was found:

"And for the local weather we turn to Jim"

"Psst! My name is Bill!" a voice whispered.

"Oh, right! We turn to."

"Bill!"

"George?"

"It's Bill you imbecile!"

"Oh yes, Bob"

"BILL!"

"Um. we turn to your local weatherman"

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After hearing the weather, a few more channels were past:

"Here on the 'Cats and Dogs' channel, all we talk about are cats and dogs!"

"Like that wasn't expected!"

"Shh! We can only talk about cats and dogs!"

"Who exactly watches this stuff?"

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And with another station heard we find ourselves watching something. just, something:

"It's the 'You'll Never Really Need This Stuff' shopping channel! Today we have a paper ball!"

"Yes we do, Jane, and it's a very boring item"

"Let's see what you can do with it!"

"Well, I can throw it at the idiots watching this useless channel!"

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Going into the hundreds, we find a music channel! That's a little, out of tune:

"Laaa! Boom! Laa Laa! Whoosh! Crash! Meow!"

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We end up watching a short commercial break:

On the screen there's a table with twelve people, six on each side. On one side everyone pulls out notepads, and on the other they all pull out Palm Pilots.

"You think this commercial is about Palm Pilots, do you? Hah! Shows what you know! It's about deodorant! Why? Because I say it is!"

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And so you finally turn of the T.V. because of all the foolishness.

//The End, For Now//

Written at 10PM, August 5, 2002 (with a lot of sugar ^!^; j/k)

A/N: I think I might continue this, if I can think up more stupid things to happen. which I probably will! ^!~ So expect more later on!