Disclaimer: Because the Lord is good, I don't own Barney.  That is the reason that I am still sane and don't go around singing songs about crossing streets.

I don’t like Barney.  I never have.  He scares me.  I mean, a purple dinosaur that sings?  Uh, no.  And so, I created these.  They are variations of the way that the Barney show ends.  Have fun reading and please review.  =)

~~TheCrazyClarinetist