Welcome to my stupid pointless fic!!!!!

I am officially SUGAR-HIGH!!!!!

In fact, I have no idea why I'm writing this.

So.......................................................

Give me a second...........I'm thinking..........................

AUGH! COUGHCHOKEWEEZEHACKSPEW!

Sorry, I just drank my soda too fast.

Man, I have no idea why I'm writing this............

I know! I'll write a story! About....... Mr. Evil and his trusty bumbling sidekick Fred!
Hah hah hah hah! I have no more idea what i'm talk'n bout then you do!

MMMMMMMMM, SODA TASTE GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.....

Okay, here comes Mr. Evil!

I AM MISTER EVIL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I still don't get this at all...oh boy, happy muzak!

Gorillaz, doing 19-2000!

Hey to the funk!

Hey to the funk! Hey to the funk!
Hey to the Funk!

Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine!Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine!

Eheheheh.... back to Mr. Evil....

He's an evil guy, as you can tell. And he's trying to destroy the world!
DIE WORLD DIE!

*The above statement is not nessisarilly the viewpoint of this station*

I can't spell! And school's starting!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have no idea what i'm doing....

Okay, Mister Evil is trying to take over the world....and he's starting with the strangely placed area called.....drumroll......crickets...........a cough....................

Dang, I forgot!

MUST DRINK MORE SODA!

Ahhh, sugar make feel good......

Where was I?

I remember! No wait, never mind.

We all live an a Yellow Submarine! Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine!

Happy muzak! It's gooooood!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i SPILLED MY SODA!
Oh the humanity!

No wait, I knocked a book on the floor. The soda's still in my hand.

Wups.......

Now, what was I doing?

Wait, where is Mr Evil going to be evil?

Think, think think!

I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He can take over Cleveland!

Yeah, and he's got an evil guy-type secret base...in LAKE TITICACA!

You gotta love that name!

TI-TI CA-CA!

Um....

Yeah....

So, Mr. Evil is taking over Cleveland from Lake TITICACA....

And he has this assistant named Fred.

Fred's a monkey.

Monkey Man!

Da da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da!

pACK IT UP PACK IT IN , LET ME BEGIN!

jUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!

Fred, and Monkey Man, and Mini Monkey Me!

I AM MONKEY ME! FEAR ME LAND DWELLERS!

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!

NO MORE SODA LEFT! MUST FIND MORE SODA! SUGAR...SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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