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I'm Dead!!!!
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BerserkRage PM
Oh no! DarkShin killed me : ( . What to do know? :D
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10-10-02 - Published: 08-29-02 - id: 939393
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A/N: This is a story I thought up while having a conversation with my good friend RedLady. Allot of this stuff is my real personality in this situation. I hope you guys don't mind that your in it. People have been writing like this so I thought I could try. I like the idea and I hope you do too. It'll get better than this. Trust me.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything I might in this. I don't know what I might own, but hey better safe than sorry.

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Prologue:

BerserkRage was with his friend RedLady going into a room to talk with her friends. In the room she introduced him to her friend DarkShin and his friend. Suddenly DarkShin pulled out a sword.

"Can I kill him RedLady?" he asked

"No. You can't kill him." said RedLady stepping in front of BerserkRage

"You know you can't stop me RedLady."

DarkShin pushed her aside. He walked up to BerserkRage. He shoved the sword through BerserkRages chest.

"Hehe. No more hugs from you." he said turning around back to RedLady

"You idiot!" she yelled "That wasn't the hugs guy. That was my new friend"

"Oops. Too late now." he said shrugging

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BerserkRage got up. He didn't feel normal. He couldn't remember much either. He turned around rubbing his head.

"Oh my God!"

It was well him. He was in a coffin going into the ground. BerserkRage looked at himself. He couldn't see anything. He was dead!! He looked around more. His friends were there. Other people too. How did he die? He couldn't remember. He went over to RedLady. She was standing next to DarkShin. Hey. He remembered him. He had something to do with his death.

"You just had to kill him DarkShin. You had to kill him." RedLady scolded

"I told you I thought he was the hug guy."

So this was the person who killed him. He had some plans for DarkShin. After the funeral BerserkRage followed him. Him and RedLady got in the same car so BerserkRage followed them. He just flew above the car for awhile f seeing where they would go. Then the car pulled up to a driveway. BerserkRage was getting tired of flying. He floated over to the door as they opened it.

"Hyper Guyver. I'm still upset you didn't come with us." RedLady said

"I told you already RedLady. I didn't know him he didn't know me." Hyper Guyver said pulling out a bag of chips and eating some.

Someone else came in the door. BerserkRage new him. He recently had met him through . He thought his name was Chazbone.

"Sorry again RedLady." he quickly said "I had to do something really important."

"Yea something more important than saying goodbye to your new friend. It was bad enough DarkShin killed him. Now his own friend won't come to his own funeral."

BerserkRage felt this was a good time to make an entrance. He materialized in the air next to RedLady. She looked at him in horror.

"No hard feelings RedLady. I may be dead, but I'm still here" he laughed floating in front of her.

"AHHHH!" She yelled trying to punch him

"Don't worry. I'm just a ghost." he said letting the blow go through him

"And you." he said turning to DarkShin. "Since you killed me……..[getting serious] I think that I'll room with you guys for awhile [relaxing] " he said sitting down on the couch.

He sat down next to Hyper Guyver who was still in shock. He grabbed some chips and started "eating" them. The y just went through him and fell on the couch. He saw that everyone was still staring at him in horror. He looked around and dematerialized. He was still there, but they couldn't see him. He decided to listen on their conversation. They all seemed like they seen a ghost. Oh yea…they had.

"D-D-Did you guys see that too?" Chazbone shakily asked

"If you mean you saw the ghost of that person who I killed yes."

"What happened just now?" Hyper Guyver asked confused

"Th-th-th-That was BerserkRage wasn't it?" RedLady stuttered


BerserkRage liked watching them. They had no clue what was going on in this house. He would have fun here. It was going to be the life. Or maybe the death. Something in between. He walked around the house. It was an OK house. 2 stories. It better have been since 4 people were rooming in it. That night they had clamed down, and ordered pizza. They were watching some TV show and were all eating at the couch. BerserkRage thought they were ready for him now. He appeared next to DarkShin.

"Hey pass a piece of pizza man."

"Yea sure thing."

Before he could realize what was going on BerserkRage dematerialized.

"Hey guys. I think BerserkRage is still here."

BerserkRage reappeared.

"Yea I'm here DarkShin. I already told you I'm gonna be for awhile. So get used to it. Just think of me as another trapped soul."

"I guess I could get used to some ghost living with me." Hyper Guyver nervously said

"Yea see guys. He can stand livin with me. Can't you?" BerserkRage said patting him on the back "I'll be around. See you later"

With that BerserkRage disappeared again. He didn't feel like listening to them so he left. When it got later they started going to bed. For some reason RedLady couldn't get to bed. She seemed uneasy. Maybe she could tell BerserkRage was wandering up and down the hall. Everyone else had fallen asleep, but she hadn't been able to. BerserkRage walked into her room. She couldn't see him though. He thought he'd have some fun. She was just closing her eyes about to get to sleep when he walked up to her. He poked her in the arm enough to wake her back up.

"Poke."

He ran out of the room laughing about it. He went back in through the wall. She was sitting up in bed looking around. She laid back down and closed her eyes again. He ran up and poked her again.

"Poke."

She got up faster this time seeing him.

"BerserkRage! What are you doing?!?!" she yelled getting out of bed

"Oh crap." [running out of the room]

BerserkRage bolted out of the room running down the stairs almost forgetting he was a ghost. He tripped when he got to the stairs and went tumbling down.

"What's going on here?" said DarkShin running out of his room

"Just a friendly soul." BerserkRage giggled de-materializing

DarkShin seemed real mad so BerserkRage went and laid on the couch the rest of the night.
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