A/N: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I stole some time to type this out! GO ME! *cough*cough* anywho… this is my first attempt at a humorous poem. This is MEANT to be funny! So LAUGH! Oh yes… and REVIEW!

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I have a penguin,

His name is Fred.

And because of him,

My brother now is dead.

I warned him not to touch it,

But to me he takes no heed.

And when he touched my penguin,

He began to bleed.

He bled so much

He began to twitch.

And it became so irritating,

That he started to itch.

He scratched and scratched

And his skin started to peel.

And I was laughing so hard

That I handed him an electric eel.

It shocked him so bad

That he passed out.

Then he sat up

And began to shout.

Fred got so frustrated,

That he gave him one last blow.

That is how my brother died,

And now you all know.

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A/N: so tell me: did you guys enjoy reading this as much I did writing it? Because I know I did. I really did… almost makes me wish it could really happen… almost… but not quite… hey. I can dream, can't I?

And one last thing. :

REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!

IT’S THE BLUE BUTTON IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER! PUSH IT! TYPE STUFF!

In case I didn't tell you, I HAPPEN to love reviews. Now that THAT'S out f the way.

Go read my other poems if you like this one. The others are more serious, but I think you'll like them. I'll post another humorous poem sometime later. But I gots to go now.

Remember: POWER TO THE PENGUINS!

And: CHEESE IS YOUR FRIEND!

Enough with my rambling…

By for now!

^.^