Disclaimer: sadly, I do not own the cheese I talk about in this poem. I know…its not just sad…its very sad…

A/N: don’t bother asking. Yes. I DO have a lot of spare time on my hands, seeings how I actually wrote this. Actually, I did it in study hall. You know, the one I’m not supposed to have, but do anyhow. Don’t say it. That’s stupid. I know. But I can’t help it. Enough with my boring school life. Let’s get this done. J

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I like Cheese,

I like it a lot.

Sometimes it makes me sneeze,

And sometimes it does not.

Yet Cheese is my friend,

And I will love it till the very end.

And as I said before,

Cheese is, indeed, my friend.

Cheese can be white, yellow, and bleu,

But all of you must know,

That the Cheese wants to befriend you.

If you do not know this,

It is very sad.

And if you are not careful,

It will turn into something really bad.

For if the Cheese finds out

That you do not want to be its friend,

It will seek you out,

And make you fell really bad.

So make life just a little bit easier

And befriend the Cheese.

But always remember:

World power will come with ease,

If you would only befriend the Cheese.

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A/N: so tell me. How was it? ::looks around when she hears crickets chirping:: fine! BE that way! But for all of you who DID like it and kept silent, you should go read the Penguin Story. You would like it. I think… and if you are into LOTR or Zelda… or both… go check out my story "What Are We Doing Here?!". Its been liked so far. And I'm n desperate need of reviews. SAVE THE STORY!! ::cough:: ahem…onward…

I'm working on other humorous poems at the moment. So expect more soon.

And for all you peoples who bothered to read my bio, I must let you all know, that my ban has been lifted! WOOHOO!! Why I don't know… maybe my father is trying to scheme against me! OH NO! … no…. that's not possible… is it?

But now I am going to thank those who reviewed for the Penguin Story! So thank you Nimroth Whitebough (NUMBER ONE!), ludwig, Deana Bell, and Sparky the Seventh Chaos. Don't ask about the thank-yous', its just what I do…