Scary Announcer Person: And now, I introduce Katreon of Team Socket. And the peasants rejoice.
Peasants: Yaaaaaayy.
Katreon: Oh, yeah!!! After all this time, Katreon of Team Socket has returned to amaze you and amuse you!
Scary Announcer Person: We're so excited.
Katreon: *ticked* , your initials spell SAP.
SAP: do, don't they?
Katreon: *turns off the SAP* Anytripecrit, I'm sure it has become quite obvious that I have extremely little time on the compy, so I'm just gonna put up a little short chapter for WASA. And now, WASA!!!

We're All So Advanced
"It's not stupid, it's advanced."
~The Almighty Tallest, Invader Zim

To start out, I have some Intelligent T-Shirts! Although, I don't have much. Most of the ones I've seen are reruns.

If idiots could fly, this place would be a friggin' airport.

I'm too sexy for my hair. (That's why it isn't there.

On front: How do you keep an idiot busy?(see back of shirt) On back: How do you keep an idiot busy?(see front of shirt)
Cap and Gown: $35
T-shirt: $15
Celebration Party: $10
Being Learned Good: Priceless
*This one can be seen on most of the seniors around the skool.*

*camaflouge shirt(woo, I can't spell)* Oh, crap. It's snowing.

*camaflouge again(still can't spell)* Ha! Now you can't see me!

Enough intelligence for now. I'd like to give major thanx to Chained Dove, who will now be appearing in WASA quite frequently. I'd like to have a moment of silence for Lugallen, who is no longer with us(he had to move to Utah, sniff ;_;). Finally, here's some insanity between me `n' Dove!

Me: Our life is a snipe within itself.

(This next one's right after we found out that bunnies lived under the mobile classrooms.)
Dove: I didn't know that bunnies lived under the mobiles.
Me: Neither did I. It's a good thing to know.
Dove: Yeah, if you ever, you know, need a bunny.

Me: Lifes are highly overrated.
Dove: Write that one down! (For WASA)
Me: Wait a sec."lifes"? I said "lifes" instead of lives.
Dove: Thank you for stating the obvious.
Me: Oh, you know, you're welcome.

Dove: Write down the dates to these. (the snipes)
Me: *write down the days*
Dove: That usually means know, dates? Date them!
Me: *start laughing hysterically*
Dove: .Unless you want to take them out to dinner!

Dove: (responding to above) Kat, you're a major Player!

(Once again with the 're sitting down, watching the bunny eat grass.^_^)
Dove: Well, we just figured out how to waste our 6th period class.
Me: Yep. We now have gravel on our butts.
Dove: It can only serve to improve them.

(Poor pants are stained.)
Me: Aw, poor pants.
Dove: You're a freak.
Me: What?! I just said, "Poor pants!"
Dove: And I just said, "You're a freak!"
Me: And I'm proud of it, darn it!

Me & Dove: TUNE THE UKE!!! (Major, major and sick inside joke. If you really wanna know, email me.)

Dove: Shut up, Pulp Girl. (Once again, an inside joke. I'll explain part of it: Me: Your pulp attacked me!! And if you wanna know the story with that, email me.)

(Yet again, the bunnies! They live under the mobile classroom of Mr. Parsons.)
Dove: I can just see it now: "Parsons, your bunny assaulted me!" "I have a bunny?"

That's enough for now with Dove. There'll be more next chapter, including scenes from Dove's work. For now, something besides skool!

(My 7-year-old sister, Melaina is looking at some sticks we saved from rock candy. Let's just say she knows waaaaay too much for her age.)
Melaina: Hey Katrina, where's your stick?
Me: ...I ate it. (One of my all-time favorite phrases.)
Melaina: ...You ate it?
Me: Yep.
Melaina: Your stick?
Me: Yeah.
Melaina: Then it would be right here. *points to my butt*
Me: That makes no sense. Why would a stick be in my butt?
Melaina: Cause your butt's hard.
(She then proceeded to chase me around the house saying, "Let me touch your butt, I have to see if it's hard or not!!")

Ashley(my rockin' friend): *gasp* Katrina! You're FUZZY!
Me: *gasp* Ashley! So are YOU!
Ashley: You know what that means!
Me: We are the Fuzzyfluff girls! Fighting against evil!
Ashley: And bad men who shave cats!
(Once again, LONG story.)

Okay-ya, peeps. It's half past midnight, and I'm about to collapse on my keyboard. So until later, this is Katreon of Team Socket signing off!
~Katreon of Team Socket
"Team Socket's plugging in again!"