Katreon: Gawd! It's about time I updated this, ne?! Sorry, all my loyal fans out there, I have lately hardly been able to get on the computer at all. (Woo, lookit all the adverbs.) So the basic gist of that is, "I have enough Intelligent T-Shirts to create a chapter just for them" and "I've learned a lot of Japanese lately" and "DANGIT NICK GET OFF THE COMPUTER I'M TRYING TO WRITE A STORY HERE!!!" But now I am finally (look! another adverb!) able to update:

We're All So Advanced!!!

WTF is up with all the adverbs?--Adverbs end in "ly"...ly...Lee...Leevee...^_^ Oh, and I've changed me to "Me" once more, rather than Kat. I think people get confused...

Intelligent T-Shirts!(which account for a good 1/3 of the snipes)

Generic T-Shirt
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
I only dress this way to annoy you. (a/n: A goth was wearing this.)
You should hear the names the voices in my head are calling you.
Due to intense mental fog, all thoughts have been temporarily grounded.
Popularity is a social disease.
Consciousness--that annoying time between naps. (a/n: *nods in agreement*)
Do you know how many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?! (a/n: An Intelligent T for the carnivore in you. ^_^)
I'm not crazy. (But the voices in my head are frickin' insane!)
We'd like to personally thank your mom. (a/n: O_o)
Out of My Mind. Back In 5 Minutes. (a/n: Strangely enough, my 8th grade choir teacher has a bumper sticker that says this...)
SHUT UP, BRAIN! Don't make me stab you with a Q-tip! (a/n: *giggles at funfun mental image*)

Now, I'd like to do something new: Intelligent T's that go together!

Hi, loser!
Cute but psycho. Things even out.
(a/n: These two shirts go together cuz they both have the exact same cute little bunny on them. ^_^)

Get your own t-shirt and stop reading mine!
STOP READING MY SHIRT
(a/n: Intelligent T's at their best.)

Now for some actual snipes! First, Spanish:

Ms. Ioppolo(that's YO-po-low): Hey! We don't use the "F" word in la clase de espa¤ol!

Me: You'll be pleased to know I'm sniping your shirt.
Chris: ...Huh?! O_o
Me: *grins* Never mind...

One in Math. ;_; no snipies for a bunch of classes...

Mrs. Deal: You're all really silent. Is that a confused silence or a scared silence?
Me: Scared. *whimpers* You scare me.

History! Oh my god, my teacher's so boring.

Katia: You're so horny!
Kareasse(that's kuh-REES): You want me to grab her boob?
Me: Hey! Whoa! Calm down over there!
Horny dude(can't remember his name, sorry): I can't do it! Eric's all white! He thinks he's God or something!
Me: You know, I'm really not in the mood to see any boob-grabbing right now!

Kareasse: I'll send you a picture of two girls hugging.
Horny dude: Okay.
Me: You people have problems!
(a/n: I don't really know the whole story behind this. I think lesbians turn him on or something.)

Japanese Club!! oh yeah, we rock...

Joe: Jeez, where'd you get these songs, "Suicidal Kids 'R' Us"?

(a/n: In the next one, they're talkin' 'bout my prettyful drawings. Not gerbils. Grr.)
Lee: He kinda looks like Harry Potter gone bad.
Me: Meep? O_o
Joe: What? Lemme see.
Me: Double Meep to the max?
Joe: ...Eeyeah. Hey! They look like gerbils!
Me: What?! They're not gerbils!
Joe: GERBIL PEOPLE!
Me: NOOOOO!!

(In the next two, Nelson-kun's decked out in a ninja uniform. Cuz he's a black belt in most forms of self-defense.)
Me: Hey! Nelson-kun looks like an assassin!

Me: Look, he's trying to meditate the desk. I mean--urgh!

(Now we're talking about our float for the Homecoming parade.)
Kevin: Even though Jason's gonna be the ring-bearer--
Jason: Wait. Ring-bearer?
Kevin: Flag-bearer. Whatever.
Me: *singing* Here comes the bride!
(a/n: Digesting more and more frogs...^_^)

Kevin: And everyone dances around the car--
Everyone: *laughs*
Me: That presents a fun mental image.

Me: *in a really happy squeaky voice* Because you feel like it! And when you feel like it, anything is possible!
(a/n: Ehhh...you had to be there.)

Now some random stuff...like after school, lunch, home, and Leevee's b-day party!

Leevee: Why is there water on your shirt?
Erica: What? There's no water. Just blue.
Leevee: Oh, so the dolphins are drowning in blue? Wait. Drowning? Shut up, Katrina.
(Katrina's me. ^_^)

(Nick's too stupid to figure out similarity puzzles...)
Me: Okay, Nick, listen: Tea, eye, bee. T, I, B!
Nickabuzz: G, I, P!
(a/n: Confused? Say Nick's line out loud. ^_^)

Nickabuzz: P! I! G!
Me: Pee in gravity-room?
Nickabuzz: ...?!
Me: Cuz then it floats! ^_^
Nickabuzz: O_o

(a/n: Ever had element drinks by Snapple? They're YUMMY. Today we feature Fire, Sun and Rain.)
Leevee: The other day, I was drinking Fire, and--
Sam: *gasps* Fire is AWESOME! It's really good!
Me: *confused* You can drink fire? ...Oh, that Fire.
Leevee: Neko baka...

Me: Hey, look! Lee's got Sun! *holds Sun out* Look, Joe!
Joe: Huh? *turns and bangs head on Sun* Ow!
*everyone laughs*
Leevee's mom: Now that's shedding some light on the subject!
Me: *singing* I can see clearly now, the Rain is gone... (a/n: yeah, that's a pun. For those who care.)
Leevee: I can see all obstacles in my way?
Me&Leevee: *laugh again*

(we're eatin' Pop Rocks)
Leevee: Yummmmmm. *dumps a whole bunch in her mouth*
Me: *doing the same* Yumm--ow! Ow! Ow!
Sam: ?! O_o
Me: I put a bunch of Pop Rocks in my mouth! They hurt! OW!!
*everyone but me laughs*
(The whole car echoed with popping after that...)

Well, that was the update! Aren't you happy now? ^_^ ...Okay, now you click on the review button. It's right down there! ...Um? You're still reading this? In a way, I feel loved...okay, you can review now. Um...^_^;; Yeah. Bye!
~Katreon of Team Socket
"Team Socket's plugging in again!"