Author's Notes: This was completely random, popped out of nowhere, and took me all of two minutes to write. Enjoy.

~~~~****~~~~

Jesus and the Arab Women

I was riding a purple hippo one day
When I saw this splendid mirage
With lots of Arab prostitutes
And Jesus trying to kick them all from his temple
And all the Arabs throwing tomatoes
And it was really funny
When Jesus got hit in the eye

~*~