When I feel low I eat rolls and rolls of lifesavers.
Better for you than popping pills, hey?
Two at a time; down they go.
Cherry, orange, pineapple, lemon.
I don't DO green.
Butter rum eases my pain.
Pina colada and mango melon mix well on the way down.
Wintergreen's cold chill is a nice change of pace.
Not good to eat too many, but it's better than an overdose, right?
I know they'll never really save me.