A/N: THIS my friends, is the result of sudden inspiration! And I thank PenguinsRMe for helping with it! Heehee. Penguins… BUT. Before you read this, I’ll have you know that EVERY bit of this, is true. I really do have a penguin named Fred. He’s really cool. Just ask Michee. But anywho, ONWARD! Heehee…that’s a cool word…

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I have a penguin,

His name is Fred.

He lives inside my suitcase,

And surprisingly,

He isn't dead.

He isn't dead

But alive.

I know this is true,

Would I tell a lie?

He eats his cheese

While he sits in his house,

The house that is

My suitcase.

Occasionally I let him out,

Occasionally,

I let him die.

But alive is he,

And so full of energy.

I love my penguin,

My penguin,

Fred.

And once again I will state,

That Fred is NOT dead.

And here is a tidbit,

That not many know.

He is very rabid,

Do you really think it shows?

He sits there all quiet,

And when you are finally at ease,

He will walk right on up to you,

And then he will sneeze.

He will sneeze so much,

He will make you sick.

And when you are finally sick,

He will come up to you,

And beat you with a stick.

Such a beating you will receive.

And I will sit back

And watch the show,

Completely at ease.

For it is I,

I that will know,

That Fred is MY friend,

And he knows

That I love him so.

I love him so,

That I give him cheese.

Oh the cheese that I give him,

When I feel at ease.

So that is something,

You need to know.

It is all about my friend Fred,

And now,

I must go.

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A/N: Did you like it? Did you hate it? I MUST know!!

And thankx to all of you who read and reviewed for "The Penguin Story" and "Cheese is Thy Friend". And if you are reading this now, and haven't checked those other two poems out, please do! They have been liked by everyone so far. If you liked this, I guarantee you to like those.

Thankx once again to PenguinsRMe, for the sudden spurt of inspiration! Go her!

NOW, as the last line in the poem says, I MUST GO!

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