This is a story with basically all of the people I know in it. (I know, I copied the ever growing
fad of incorporating people one knows into a story.) But I'm sure you don't mind. I mean you
BETTER NOT MIND!! Ok. Anyway. Smiles sweetly.

I suppose I should explain myself. I imagine a world where everybody that I know from
fanfiction lives and has their own little piece of paradise (or county-imagine a county named after
you. No not a country. You're not that lucky.) This is a kingdom where everybody's dreams
come true as well as some of their nightmares...

I realize that some of the people in this story may act unlike they do in real life. I tried to model
the people I know best as I could while still making this a fantasy story. I plan for this to get a
little dark and antsy though further down the road. So stay tuned.

This story is called...

REDLADY'S KINGDOM!!

Because it is just a little piece of my mind exposed for all to see. Now you get to see how my
little, empty, squeaky-clean brain works. What? Don't run away? Don't be scared. Ok, be
scared. I scare myself sometimes... It's fun...

And now you will all be put in your places...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Just kidding.
I think I did pretty well for this story. Sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes... you know that's
not my forte! (Look that word up in a dictionary...)

Chapter 1: One half of a crumbling castle...

Alma looked around the corner of RedLady's castle. Two men were currently guarding the open
portcullis Who would these two men be other than Warblade and the Nameless One. Warblade
was one of RedLady's followers. Alma didn't know him that well, but she heard he was
extremely brave when he fought a huge overgrown virus that had attacked his home once. The
Nameless One didn't have a name, obviously. RedLady once asked him his name and he
replied..."I shall go without a name." Thus earning the name, Nameless one.

Alma didn't know both of them that well. But she didn't want to be seen by them. Slipping
behind them, she made her way into the grand castle.

Meanwhile Redlady was walking around in her hall. It would soon be time to eat. She wondered
if Darkshin would visit her tonight. But the person who did visit her was one whom she had
never expected.

Alma stepped out of the shadows. "Hello RedLady!" She said excitably. Red turned quickly.

"Alma!" She exclaimed walking over to the girl. "I didn't know you would visit. Why didn't the
guards announce your visit?"

"I decided to surprise you. You know I don't like to be announced. I don't like all that attention."
Alma answered giggling.

"Sounds like Darkshin." RedLady commented. "By the way..."

"Have you seen Darkshin?" They both asked at the same time and then laughed at themselves.

"Ever since he became a major leader in the council, I haven't been able to see him as much."
Redlady said frowning.

"That's right." Alma remembered. "He has those meetings..."

Just then they heard an explosion outside. RedLady ran to the castle window and looked down in
the streets.

There sat Chazbone covered in smoke. "Chaz?" Redlady called down confused. "What are you
doing?" She asked viewing the smoke and ash around him. His hair stood strait up covered in
ash and he patted down his clothing to get a flame out.

He looked up at her sheepishly. "Um...nothing. Just trying out one of my new inventions." He
answered sheepishly. She couldn't know what invention he was working on. No, she must not
know. Only Hyper Guyver and him knew...

"Why can't you work on them at your own home?" Redlady asked. "Or at Hyver Guyver's. I
know he likes to do that type of stuff." She remembered the time they had merely blown up
H.G.'s (Hyver Guyver) castle. She had been so glad that it had not been her own.

"Sorry." Chazbone said. "I'll be going now..." He said pointing to the gate.

"Wait!" RedLady called to him. "How's the shrine?"

He looked up at her smiling. Ever since he had built her that shrine, she had been really grateful.
"I cleaned it this morning." He shouted. "I made sure the golden statue of you is really shiny."

"Go clean it again!" She demanded smirking. "Just kidding." She said laughing. "Tell HG I said
hi."

Alma had been watching the whole thing amused. She didn't really like HG even though she had
promised RedLady that she wouldn't mess with any of her friends.

"He built you a shrine?" Alma asked in disbelief. "Yes, you should go see it sometime. The
statue in the middle looks strikingly a lot like me. And it is beautiful with gardens and the people
that tend it make sure that all the candles are lit 24-7."

Alma giggled. She thought it was a little bogus, but didn't say anything.

"What about Chazbone?" Alma asked. "And HG." She said a little darkly. "Are they being
good?"

"They have a mind of their own, I'll grant you that."

"Boys..." Alma said shaking her head. Redlady laughed. "Why just last week HG was writing
another one of his comedies. He is the kingdom's finest comedic writers. His plays are shown in
all the counties. Even as far as Mr. Platypus's Platypus farms. Unfortunately, the fad now-a-days
is to write plays about the kingdom's people. Darkshin, me, Chazbone, BeserkRage...people like
that."

"Yes you told me. Ever since Chazbone wrote you as an evil ruler..." Alma remembered.

"Well HG's latest comedy is actually pretty embarrassing."

"Really..." Alma said suspiciously.

"He wrote about Darkshin and I..."

"Yes..." Alma said after a pause. RedLady's cheeks resembled her name because they were a
deep shade of red.

"He wrote about us..."

"WHAT?" Alma said exasperated.

"He wrote about us kissing." Redlady said quickly out of embarrassment.

"WHAT!!" Alma said shocked.

"Let me at him!" She said turning to the door. "Not only embarrassing you, but my master as
well! He will pay!" She said getting out her sword.

"No!" Redlady stopped her. "Don't worry about it." Redlady assured. "I'm not as embarrassed
anymore."

"You sure?" Alma said sliding her sword back into it's place.

"No. But I don't want you to do something you would regret."

"I could just heal him again, after I am through testing my sword on him." Alma said darkly.

"Yeah." Redlady agreed. "But he is just a comedian, not a fighter like you."

"Uh huh..." Alma said imagining the last time she tortured someone with a hot prong and a
flame... Then she changed her thoughts to running through a field of flowers and shiny coins...

"Hey Alma..." Redlady said waving her hand in front of the girls face.

"Oh sorry..." Alma said back in reality. "What were you saying?"

"I said let's do the chant to bring Darkshin here."

"OK!" She said cheerfully! "Master!!" She called...

"Darkshin!! Come out of the void!! And into the light..." RedLady called. "Come back to the
light. Or is it dark?" She asked confused. "Because it is night and Darkshin likes the dark better
than the light."

Alma shrugged. "Master! Hurry up!" She called.

It was a tradition they had started a long time ago. They would pretend to summon Darkshin
from where ever he was. They had done it only once, but it had worked and Darkshin had come,
indeed.

"Darkshin! Get your butt over here!" RedLady joked. Alma fell backwards Anime style.
"Woops... sorry." RedLady said looking down at the young girl. Alma turned away laughing...

"Now all we do is wait." RedLady said sitting back. "Would you like some chocolate in the
meantime?"

"Oh yes!" She said cheerfully. "But Master will come..." She said seriously. "I just know it."

Meanwhile Chazbone had made it to HG's castle. Half of it was crumbling due to their last
experiment with an anti-transport ray. HG had been planning on helping RedLady trap Darkshin
when she told him he could transport. Chazbone had helped of course.

The two came up with many inventions. The only thing was that none of them ever worked.
And all of them seemed to explode. Even if they were trying to work on a toaster. It still
managed to explode in their face...

"Hey Chaz!!" HG said meeting him at the door. And then he saw the gray ash covering
Chazbone's face. "Whoa! What happened?" HG said trying to hold in a laugh. Chazbone
looked amusing with his hair sticking up and the smut covering his face like that.

"What do you think happened..." Chazbone mumbled letting himself in. "The mind control
device didn't work."

"Let me guess..." HG said pretending to think. "It blew up."

"Yeah." Chazbone said shaking some ash out of his clothes.

"Where were you?" HG wondered.

"Outside RedLady's castle."

"WHAT! She's gonna figure it out! What were you doing with it there?"

"One of the parts for the machine needed a guinea pig hair..."

"Huh?"

"I swear it did."

"You plucked a guinea pig hair off of one of her guinea pigs?" HG said in amazement.

"Yeah. It almost bit me. But I got over the fence in time to avoid the onslaught."

"Good for you." HG said patting him on the back causing ash to fly everywhere. They both
coughed. "You could have been killed you know. Those guinea pigs are vicious." He said
remembering Chazbone's play written in honor of RedLady and her army of guinea pigs.
Chazbone's story... He smiled at the memory of the play. And still every once and a while
Chazbone would write another installment to the every going play-story.

"Come on. I want to show you something..." HG said leading Chazbone to the crumbling part of
his castle. "I was working on my own mind control device and it didn't require a guinea pig
hair..." He added. "But by the time I finish, everybody will serve me!!"

"What about me? Would you use the device on me?" Chazbone said looking at HG with
pleading eyes.

"Of course not. But wouldn't it be cool to be able to go out with any girl you want?" HG
imagined. "And you could have a girl too." He assured his younger companion.

Chazbone rolled his eyes. "My county alone has a 10:1 girl to guy ratio. Even so, I will never
get a girl!"

"Ah! But what if you have mind control. Just think of all the girls you could choose from."

Chazbone tried to remember all the girls he knew from his county. "I'm getting a headache." He
mumbled.

"Probably from that explosion. At least you can hear me this time, unlike that last explosion with
the taco maker device..."

"What?" Chazbone asked cleaning out his ear.

Finally they got to the edge of the crumbling castle. HG was rich and had a big castle. The only
thing was that half of it had been destroyed by one of their inventions. It was Ok though because
he had converted the crumbling mess to an outdoor laboratory. Which wasn't all that bad, except
when it rained. Maybe he would work on an invention to control the weather...

"Here it is!" HG said stopping at a huge machine hidden under a big white sheet. He took down
the sheet and exposed an array of parts that had just seemed to be thrown together.

"Ok." HG announced. "Now for the final part..." He said unwrapping a piece of paper. In the
paper was a screw which he carefully screwed into some random place.

"Without this screw, no one can use it." He explained proudly. Chazbone looked at it in wonder.

"Are you sure?" He asked in doubt.

"Do not doubt the great Hyper Guyver!" He said jokingly. "Of course it will work." He added.
And crossed his fingers as he pulled the lever downward.

At first the machine didn't do anything. Then it started to shake violently.

"Um..." Chazbone said worried. "Is it supposed to do that?"

"Uh...Sure." HG said uncertainly.

They both backed away. Then all the sudden it stopped shaking and didn't move anymore.

"Hmm..." HG wondered. "Maybe it needed two screws..."

"Are you sure you don't need a guinea pig hair?" Chazbone asked. "I bet I could go get one
again. It was fun."

"No." HG said examining his machine. Chazbone stepped closer. "Or perhaps it just needs a
little kick to get it to work."

HG looked at it closer. Chazbone kicked the side and they heard some bolts moving inside.
"Lets not do that again." HG said wide eyed. "I'm sure those bolts were needed for something."

"Well it is still not working. How are you gonna know if it works anyway? Who would you test
it on?"

HG shrugged. "I don't know... RedLady?"

And suddenly the machine exploded. The two boys flew backward and landed in the grass
outside the crumbling castle.

"Wow!" Chazbone said excitably. "That was the second explosion I've been in today!"

"You like these explosions?" HG asked wiping the smut from his forehead.

"Yeah, my whole life passes before my eyes..." Chazbone joked.

"I guess if you like the thrill..." Hyper Guyver said brushing the ash off his clothing. "You know
what is strange though?"

"What?"

"It was almost as if RedLady heard us."

"Yeah..." Chazbone said looking around wide eyed.

"I guess this means we should just stick to writing, huh?" HG asked.

"Yeah." Chazbone said getting out his lucky quill.

"At least for today." HG smiled. "Tomorrow is another day where we can think of new
inventions!"

"Yeah!" Chazbone said jumping up causing a cloud of ash to fall from him. He shook himself
causing another cloud of ash.

"Hey! Do that somewhere else?" HG said coughing.

"Sorry." Chazbone apologized. And went off to continue with his play writing.

So what did you think? Hope you liked it. If for some reason I used your name and you did not
want me to, I will change it. And if you want to be put in the story, tell me. Even if I don't know
you that well. Thank you...