Movie came out today. Book comes out in something like a week. You'd have to be living under a rock to not know either of those facts.7/12/2007 #1
Have you seen it? If so, what did you think of it?
Will you get it? Will you read it?
Who will kill who? Will Snape win, in the end? Will Harry marry Hermione? Will Draco marry Ron? Will Dudley kill Harry with a shotgun?
Harry will be captured and forced to watch a bunch of televangelist programs until he starts to think he really is the Antichrist. At this point he will wage a war of conquest that nearly destroys the world, at the end of which time, Jesus will come down and soundly kick Harry in the nuts for delaying the rise of the REAL Antichrist and tribulation etc. for ANOTHER hundred years, and then make him go to wannabe-Antichrist Timeout with Napoleon and Hitler. Also, the sidekicks will all die virgins in a series of terrible shaving accidents.7/13/2007 #2
Hey, whats this Topic about?12/01/2012 #3
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