Cherise is your average middle schooler. She has uber-normal clothes, and brown mid-length hair. Green eyes are bid beneath long bangs, and she's REALLY TALL. It just so happens that she was walking and walking and walking and walking and walking until she found herself in the super market. Listening to her iPod, she rounded the corner and walked right into Someone...

but the person is a good foot shorter than her as she is "REALLY TALL" and so she just walks over the person, knocks down a couple of things, grabs some gum, cheese, soda, and tape and walks out of the store and walks into soemone else but the person is a good foot shorter than her as she is "REALLY TALL" and so she walks over the person too and keeps on walking into ppl who are a good foot shorter than her as she is "REALLY TALL" and so she walks over all of them and does this for a while when she decides she wants to...

grow some more so people won't be REALLY tall to her. To do this she goes to see the wicked witch of the west. okay, it's not really the WWotW but what the heck! she goes to this witch and the witch says she'll transform her if...

The blonde promises to do the witch's housework for a week! The blonde reluctantly agrees, and is boosted up to 9 feet tall. But she immediately regrets promiseing to do the housework because...

the witch lives in an enormus castle with 67 cats and she has to share a room with them. one day , she discovers this room with a board saying further entrance is resticeted. yet she decides to go take a look because she is 9 feet tall and hence she is convinced she is god. in the room she finds....

A BUNCH OF MINISLOTHS WHO THINK SHE'S THE FIRE GOD!!! thus they prepare a boiling pot of cat-** because they couldn't find anything else around the house. so they're about to put her in the boiling pot of stinkyness and she says 'what the hell are you doing?' ...she's not very bright, is she?

then she decides she is bored and so she brings out a flie and stars filing her nails and humming to herself.

meanwhile the evil mini sloths nearly dump her in the stink stew when they notice how perfect she has shaped her nails and at once put her down and beg her to their nails too. she complies and while doing their nails she realizes.......

That she's no the only one in the room!...other than the mini-sloths of course. there would seem to be someone moving around in the darkness of a stack of boxes. The walks over there, the minisloths following her still wanting their nails done and she says, "NOW WHO THE HECK IS HIDING IN ALL THESE BOXES AND MAKING ME WALK OVER HERE WITH THE MINISLOTHS FOLLOWING ME STILL WANTING THEIR NAILS DONE?"

the reply is a simple, "Are you a duck?"*

"No," she says, confused. "Are yOu?"

"NO."

"What's your name?"

"Wolfie...are you a duck?"

"You already asked me that."

So then they...

*Wolfie is a werewolf from my Sierra Slayer series. check 'em out. they're humorous supernatural books. i think there's three of them by now. wolfie is obssessed with rubber ducks and in the end he was put in the loony bin before escaping with short term memory lost. Thus why he asks the same question many times over. (that question is always 'are you a duck?' or something related to it. this question/statment brought about the only 'f' word i have ever used in a book, said by ALex. Who am i kidding? you don't want to read this, most of you have probably already skipped it all!...OBEY THE DUCK..

just walk around for a bit when wolfie gives her a monster wedgie and runs away...

DopeyTheChosen1 I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DopeyTheChosen1,is an ahole.

Greenfire42 is a grudge-holding ahole

so um...... you guys are'nt gna continuethe storyy?

continue the***

OKay okay, sorrry about that...

anyway, Cherise decides that she's had enough of the intro and so she knocks herself out with a big rock...

AND WAKES UP IN CHAPTER ONE!! YAY!

Chapter 1, Beeches!!!! XD

Cherise looked around and discovered she was in a city with no name. She says...

Chapter 1, Beeches!!!! XD

Cherise looked around and discovered she was in a city with no name. She says...