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DopeyTheChosen1Topic: CHAPTER ONE so, she knocks herself out and wakes up in a big forest. the first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is a cute little... |
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infernalangelbunny rabbit chewing on her hair... |
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Orlok...which happens to have rabies which somehow leak into the pores of her scalp and leak into her brain... |
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infernalangeland causes her to fall in love with harry potter who disturbs her mental stability and leaves her sanity raped..... |
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Daphne D'Applebut her sanity levels were always questionable by her friends...| #5 Aug 19th 2007, 12:18pm | |
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Alexandra Jacobsonwhich is saying a lot for one of her friends believes she is a pair of binoculars. |
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DopeyTheChosen1...As you can probably guess...this is quite problematic...especially when she is trying to have a rare, intellegent converstation with the friend who's sanity is in questing... |
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Air Namcosuddenly, a handsome man wearing all blue, dressed like a samurai enters the scene. "Hey, tally, make room for more interesting stories...jerk."| #8 Oct 05th 2007, 11:15pm | |
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Padalock...and so out heroine (sorry i cant spell) quickly draws her mighty warhammer. She swings it with all her might, aiming it right for his face.....| #9 Oct 17th 2007, 11:32am | |
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Air NamcoThe handsome man dodges the warhammer and gloats in the face of the tall chick. "Haw-haw! you missed me! Now you'll have to try agai-" but he could not finish his line. He had been struck on the second attempt by the hammer, putting him out of his misery...once AND for all...| #10 Oct 17th 2007, 1:05pm | |
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Padalockshe muttered cures and insults about the now dead man under her breath as she carried the lifeless stiffening body to a nearby stream, dumping it into the water. she then chases several small squirls around the forest floor for several hours, secretly being led into a deeper thincker part of the forest....| #11 Oct 17th 2007, 2:30pm | |
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destinyparadise144where she is dragged underneath the water, and rescued by dumbo's pink elephants... |
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awilla the hun"Oh no!" she cries. "My valuables have been swallowed by that enormously big fleshy aircraft carrier!" The craft nodded, and opened its jaws wide... |
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Li Kaidabarfed a voilent chunk of rabbit poop. she was then hit with.... |
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Kino Lala...a piece of pizza that went bad in 1974. She pulled it off her face and ate it, realizing how hungry she was. When she finished the thirty-four-year-old pizza, she exclaimed, |
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Li Kaida"I'm in the mood for panda....." |
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DopeyTheChosen1And, as tho her wish had been granted, a large, giant panda bear emerged from the forest-like wallpaper. She stared at it in amazement as it lumbered towards her. Picking up a knife, she began to walk towards it, meeting it halfway. She held the knife above its head, and all would have gone well had not a large, winged, rock landed upon her before turning into.... |
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RayLeeAustinAn oversized vulture planning on sharing lunch with her. |