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Topic: World's Worst

Alright, now, this is a common game played at parties, where one person gives a topic, and everyone else has to come up with the world's worst example of that topic. But, this is slightly modified to be more friendly to everyone. You first post a response to the previous subject, then post a new subject. The next poster can use all previous subjects to add off of. An example:

Person 1: Ok, World's Worst Pick-Up Line

Person 2: World's Worst Pick-Up Line: "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

World's Worst Thing To Say At A Proposal

Person 3: World's Worst Thing To Say At A Proposal: "I'm broke. Will you marry me?"

World's Worst Car To Drive

Person 4: World's Worst Pick-Up Line: "I seam to have lost my teaddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

World's Worst President

And it goes on from there. Now, to start off...

World's Worst Plot Summery

#1 Jun 12th 2007, 1:09am

World's Worst Summary: Yeah, dere's dis girl, discvrs she hs magik p0wers, goes and savs da wrld with sme guys plz r&r

#2 Jun 15th 2007, 10:57am

World's Worst Plot Device

#3 Jun 15th 2007, 10:58am

World's Worst Plot Device: "The queen is really a transvestite ninja sent to assassinate the king!"

Give me the World's Worst Thing To Say After Breaking Up With Someone!

#4 Jun 20th 2007, 5:19pm

World's Worst Thing To Say After Breaking Up Wth Someone: I'm sorry Jimmy. We were never meant to be together. Your feet smelt too bad.

#5 Jun 21st 2007, 3:13pm

World's worst thing to say after breaking up with someone: Oh... And Mike? That wasn't a flashlight.

#6 Jun 24th 2007, 6:45pm

World's Worst Excuse for forgetting homework

#7 Jun 25th 2007, 8:03am

Spirithunter

World's Worst Excuse for forgetting homework: "I forgot."

or "My dog got it and ran away with it, leading me through a portal that went to this weird place where I was asked to save the world, and..."

World's Worst Cliche (this'll be fun)

#8 Jun 27th 2007, 12:14pm . Edited Jun 27th 2007, 12:15pm

World's worst cliche: "Oh my god, they have a spear!" "No, I just thihnk they're happy tro see us..."

#9 Jun 27th 2007, 6:29pm

World's Worst Cliché: "Hi! I'm Flash Eagleblade, the ordinary teenage boy from a remote village who finds out he is destined to save the world and has uber-killzorz slayin skillz! Have I mentioned how hot I am?"

#10 Jun 28th 2007, 3:03pm

World's worst cliche: Luke, I am your father's mother's uncle's brother's former roommate!"

#11 Jul 08th 2007, 12:13pm

Spirithunter

Lone Starr: And... what does that make us?

Dark Helmet: Nothing, which is what you are about to become.

dun dun dun...

#12 Jul 09th 2007, 9:25am

Glad I'm not the only one who loves that movie!

World's Worst Thing to Ask On Your First Date: "So, what's your opinion on abortion?"

#13 Jul 13th 2007, 9:28pm

World's Worst Thing to Ask On Your First Date: "Had any good hallucinations lately?"

World's Worst Time and Place to Crack A Joke: *hanging off the edge of the Grand Canyon* "Well, it all goes downhill from here, I'm afraid."

(I spelt hallucination wrong! Boo)

#14 Jul 14th 2007, 7:42am . Edited Jul 14th 2007, 5:08pm

World's Worst Time and Place to Crack A Joke: *at a funeral reception* Is it just me, or is this party totally dead?

#15 Jul 14th 2007, 4:27pm

World's Worst Sports Mascot: Edgar the Indigo Platypus (who wears a silver tutu)

#16 Jul 14th 2007, 5:13pm

World's worst sports mascot: The pink ladybug. :P

#17 Jul 15th 2007, 8:11pm

World's worst way to try and compliment an ugly person: Wow! Those are very lovely... tentacles... you have there.

World's worst sports mascot: Dozey, the green, narcoleptic, mongoose.

#18 Jul 18th 2007, 10:40am

LunaWolfheart

World's wrost thing to say after breaking up: "I'm sorry really, i mean,your mom is just better in bed then you are."

#19 Jul 19th 2007, 2:53pm

World's Worst Way to try and Compliment an Ugly Person: "Your acne is looking ravishing today, my dear walrus."

#20 Jul 20th 2007, 2:17pm

World's Worst Plot Summary: Mmm...yeah. 'S story I wrote. Plz R&R!

Girlbrainiac

#21 Jul 21st 2007, 5:52am

World's Worst Story: The end.

#22 Jul 21st 2007, 11:51am . Edited Jul 21st 2007, 11:51am

World's Worst Story: Once upon a time, there was a book with a point to it. And it lived happily ever after.

#23 Jul 22nd 2007, 5:49am

World's Worst Story: Wind howled through the night, carrying a scent that would change the world. A tall Shade lifted his head and sniffed the air. He looked human except for his crimson hair and maroon eyes. He blinked in surprise...

#24 Jul 28th 2007, 4:26pm

World's Worst Marketing Ploy: If you buy 20,000 copies of this utter piece of crap, we'll save you from the apocalypse!

#25 Jul 29th 2007, 11:34am

World's Worst Marketing Ploy: Buy now and get free packaging!

#26 Jul 29th 2007, 11:19pm . Edited Jul 29th 2007, 11:20pm

World's worst marketing ploy: Buy one root-canal surgery, get a secon, ABSOLUTELY FREE!

#27 Jul 30th 2007, 6:32am

World's Worst Piece of Art: A blank canvas with a squiggly black line on it, entitled, 'Embodiment of Poetic Realism.'

#28 Aug 02nd 2007, 12:32pm

((Oh man... Don't get me STARTED on bad art... :P Once got lost in the wrong part of the San Diego Museum of Art...))

World's worst piece of art: A 'sculpture' done in red fiberglass of a plank which is leaned against a wall. The name of the piece? "Plank" On display at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, the contemporary art gallery.

World's worst explanation of an abstract impressionist's piece of 'art' ((lol. Couldn't resist. I've heard some doozies in my day.))

#29 Aug 02nd 2007, 6:49pm . Edited Aug 02nd 2007, 6:51pm

World's Worst Piece of Art: An arangement of light bulbs, flickering on and off with the help of the artist. Titled, "The lights go on and off."

((Heard it form a comedian, don't remember when and where.))

#30 Aug 03rd 2007, 8:22pm

((I heard about that piece of art! It was basically the artist switching the lights on and off at certain times...And it sold for an outrageous sum))

World's Worst Song: Ding, ding-ding ding, ding! (i.e the Crazy Frog -.-)

#31 Aug 06th 2007, 6:06pm

World's Worst Song: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world...

Worst Song to Sing On a Date: I'm bringing sexy back. Them other boys don't know how to act.

#32 Aug 06th 2007, 11:57pm . Edited Aug 06th 2007, 11:59pm

World's Worst Song to Sing On a Date: Uptown girl! She's been living in an uptown world!...

World's Worst Excuse for Rejecting a Date: I'm so sorry, but my house roof caved in and I have to work 18 hours a day in a sewer to pay for the repair fee.

#33 Aug 10th 2007, 3:30pm

World's Worst Excuse for Rejecting a Date: Oh! I'm SO sorry, but I have a date with Marvin... You know, that Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Yeah. He's Much more cheerful company than SOME people I know...

((ROFL. Sadly, I was highly tempted to use that one on a guy once but I'm too nice. :P))

#34 Aug 11th 2007, 4:02pm

World's Worst song to sing on a date: So the rule is, when mounting a play, keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it GAY!...

World's worst idea for a musical comedy

#35 Aug 11th 2007, 4:04pm . Edited Aug 11th 2007, 4:05pm

World's worst idea for a musical comedy: (I think I used this once before, but it's become a classic in my household) Letters to Iwo Jima, the Musical!

#36 Aug 12th 2007, 12:39am

World's Worst Idea for a Musical Comedy: Flamingoes + an out of luck stockbroker x jazz - plot = .........I don't really want to know.

#37 Aug 20th 2007, 8:42pm

Rica Kit

World's Worst Song to Sing On a Date: If you were gay...that'd be okay, I mean 'cuz hey, I'd like you anyway. And if it were me, I'd feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay.

((I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. ^^))

World's Worst Things to Say to Your Boss's Daughter: I robbed a bank yesterday.

((I didn't wanna offend anyone with anything else so.....))

#38 Aug 29th 2007, 6:02pm

World's Worst Thing To Say At An Audition: Um . . . I'm really really sorry, I forgot my lines, but I DID learn them! It's just cause my Mom said I had to come, otherwise she'd hate me for not making something of myself, and I'm not the greatest actor and I forget things real easy . . .

((LOL! from Star* * *))

#39 Dec 12th 2007, 8:36am

World's worst thing to say at an audition: *freaky teary stalker girl style* I know I'm tone deaf... But you can teach me! I'll be the first American Idol that can't sing!

#40 Dec 13th 2007, 6:43am

LOL!!!!

World's Worst Thing To Say At An Audition: You NEED to put me through. You NEED someone like me . . . I can sing in a robotic voice!

((Star* * *))

#41 Dec 14th 2007, 2:44pm . Edited Dec 14th 2007, 2:45pm

Kaida Shade

Worlds worst song to sing on a date: (espesh if ur a guy) 'Barbie is a **, she is just a witch, i really hate her, why does Ken date her? Ken is such a man, i do all i can, just to do him, we just wanna screw him! (aka, the gay barbie song) Sorry, could not resist, its funny!

#42 Dec 15th 2007, 1:09am

(From post #14) World's Worst Time and Place to Crack A Joke: *in a sinking submarine* There's something fishy about this place . . .

(From post #16) World's Worst Sports Mascot: A smiling purple cow with a cowboy hat on its head.

(From post #18) World's Worst Way To Try And Compliment An Ugly Person: No, really, your pink outit is cool, Barbie. Uh, I meant Cindy. Uh, I meant . . . what's your name again, Barbie?

lol! from Star* * *

#43 Dec 15th 2007, 2:59pm

World's worst Plot summary: di5 5t0ri3 i5 |337

#44 Jan 16th, 12:57pm

World's Worst Hairdo; patches of hair spread out all over the place, with each patch dyed a different colour.

EWW!!!

Star* * *

#45 Jan 16th, 1:37pm

World's worst thing to say to your mother's best friend.

#46 Feb 07th, 9:33am

Emerald-Depths

World's Worst Sports Mascot: Johnny the Smiling Pancreas!

#47 Feb 13th, 2:19pm

World's World Thing To Say At A Wedding: No, I won't marry you.

The word 'no' is hurtful enough in itself!

Star* * *

#48 Feb 18th, 9:42am

World's worst thing to say to your mother's best friend: Hey, check it out! They got mobile museums now!

#49 Feb 18th, 9:48am