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 GirlbrainiacTranslation: I'm actually a poacher pretending to be a zookeeper for those nasty little buggers. Anyone for tiger patte`?Coroner: Well, it entered through here, you can se the mark it left. Exit was here.
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 Andrew KeithTranslation: Hell of a good shot.Football player talking to a ref about being pushed down: Yo ref what you gonna' do about that?!
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: Please don't be mean please don't be mean please don't be mean . . . Girl on mobile: Hello? OHMIGOSH, Emily! Long time no hear! How are you babes? Star* * *
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| GirlbrainiacTranslation: Oh. Hi. You have the worst timing ever! I was just making out with your boyfriend! A man in a tin foil hat: The end is near!
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: . . . for broke men with tin foil hats. Soon, we'll all be equal! Teacher: I want you all to do pages 40 to 85 for homework by tomorrrow.
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 Evil Minion Number 2Translation: Pop quiz tomorrow. Better read that damn chapter!Vampire: No thanks, I'm a vegitarian.
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| GirlbrainiacTranslation: I prefer to wait until your back is turned. Dorothy: I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore.
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: Toto! Are you weeing on the carpet?! Guy to girl in restaurant: And who's your gorgeous friend?
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| GirlbrainiacTranslation: The way to a girl's pants is through her friends. Man hanging from a cliff: Can't... hold... on... much... longer!
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| Evil Minion Number 2Translation: My...nose...itches! Man: Say hello to my little friend!
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| -MiraValerin-Translation: Man has multiple personality disorder. Girlfriend: Bob... I need to talk to you
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| GirlbrainiacTranslation: Bob... I'm breaking up with you. Shark: Da-da. ... Da-da. ... duh-duh-duh-duh-duh....
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: Din-ner. ...Din-ner. ... din-ner-din-ner-fooooood.... Girl to sister: What do you mean, it's Dad's birthday today? Star* * *
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| Evil Minion Number 2Translation: I spent all of last night reading a book, and thus can not cook him dinner today. Man: Who did what to who for how many jelly beans?
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: Oops, I didn't hear a word she said. It's not my fault that she's hot . . . Little girl screaming: I want MOMMY! I don't WANT Daddy! Star* * *
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| GirlbrainiacTranslation: Mommy gives me candy and lets me stay up late. Daddy's a freak. Little kid kicking the back of the airplane seat: I'm flying!
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| Evil Minion Number 2Translation: I'm going to wish I hadn't done this in a few years when karma gives me leapercy in my balls. Man dressed up like a woman: You're not the husband I married five years ago.
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| mzdarkstarTranslation: I don't know why on EARTH I decided to do this for Lynne . . . Woman to dog: Naughty Spike! No weeping on carpet! naughty! Star* * *
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 Inarra LakeIf George can't keep his dog from messing up my good carpet, I'm going to shoot that mutt... A fanfic writer to a critic: "I appreciate your criticism, but I don't agree with you."
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| Trinity Dragon Translation: DEMON SPAWN!!!!!!!!!! I kill u when ur sl33ping!!! Translation: ** flamers. Science teacher: ... And that is why the sky is blue.
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| awilla the hun Translation: *looks at clock* Only fifteen minutes to go with class D. Come on, turn damn it, turn! I'll get that brandy ready when I'm done... ((Awilla the Hun: Who wants a game of Mornington Crescent? Translation: No one does, but I'm trying for the laughs.)) Monty Python: Always look on the bright side of life!
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