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Topic: So... Hi!

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#1 Oct 01st 2007, 9:39pm

Hello my name is Emily, and I am an alocholic. Ok no im not. Or am I? The world may never know. Maybe just that bum on the street who caught me taking a swing on my bottle. But I killed him. Because he stole my warm slippers and there you have it!!!!! It takes alot of licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!..Or does it?

Cryptic arent I?.....................Or am I???

#2 Nov 04th 2007, 2:07pm

Hm, you could be telling the truth... or is it a lie? *suspicious glance* Regardless, I wish I had a good drink! Alcohol makes me mouth feel icky, so I go for the more fruity drinks. Though I tried a margarita... 'Twas ick, but I still downed that sucker 'cause me and a friend were determined to drink it since it cost us freakin' ten bucks. T_T

BUT HOW ARE YOU!? And what kinda drinks do you like, Ms. Alcoholic? And what brought you here? Do you know the fifth amendment? If you do, are you comfortable with the onslaught of questions? How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!

#3 Nov 04th 2007, 4:32pm

Mhmmm...I could be telling the truth..but who knows!! Ten bucks! Whoo..I cant even get my mom to give me one..Cheap thing she is..Sucks to be a minor..Well I happen to like anything thats given to me...Freeloader is the WAY TO GO!!..Don't know about you but money isn't something I can poop...and if you do please send me some..clean..tht is..

It takes exactly ONE bite to finish off a tootsie pop..if ur fat...and the licks are..well come on now..who licks nowadays..we suck on dat bad boy!!..Then get greedy and chew...

So there you go! I have answered the impossible! Whoo I deserve some kind of reward..maybe a tootsie pop..Or a drink...either way..LET IT BE FREE!!

::MoNkEy::

#4 Nov 04th 2007, 4:39pm

It's a GOOD thing your mom won't give you any! ... Erk, I mean won't give you alcohol. XD Unless it's during a sport event, and then myabe she'll give in?? Myabe??

And bah, I gets mah moolahs off of the money tree. So you'll have to find it. Here's a map, water, and a dward, good luck! What's that? I meant dwarf? Nono, dward. It's like a dwarf, only a bit more tempermental and from Africa. He's pretty bad **.

HEY NOW. A skinny person can do A HALF OF A BITE and finish it off, 'cause they're skinny like that! And I know. Who the hell licks a lolipop? Stick it in yer mouth, roll it around a bit, and then start suckin' on the juices... *ehehhehe, perv*

I'll give you a reward, but you must first do a task! XD Write a small drabble. HAHA.

#5 Nov 05th 2007, 10:08am

Yo, I'm joining in. I don't drink. At least not as of now. Ha, but the above seems cool.

What else should I say?

Ba, I don't know.

#6 Dec 28th 2007, 3:10am

Well aren'tchu a weird one! Lol No alcohol eh? Well it's not relle a big deal but you can sure have alot of fun during it..Just dont overdo it Kay? Guess wa weird one! My birthday is today! Yep dec. 29! im soo happy! =] I'm 16 now..Lol..woo im so big and bad! Wanna kno something relle weird too! course u do..ur weird too!! Well my boyfriend has the same birthday! Ehehe aren't we awesome!!

So talk bout urself! Who are you? How are ur kids? Did u eat them? Yeahh u did didn't you..I discovered a dead cat and poked it..was I happy..quite so..The man across the street has dead bodies in his attic..how do i kno this? well i dont..but it's fun to jump to dumb conclusions..Know why? Well I dont know myself..It's a darn mystery!! Another thing added to the book of wonders!!..(I relle do own a book called 'The book of wonders' juss so ya know)..

Well cnt wait to hear from yu soon! ..well more like read..But yu get my point! Ahahha I left you a novel! But I'm in a good mood wat can I say! Peace!!!

::MoNkEy::

#7 Dec 28th 2007, 10:06pm

Well cnt wait to hear from yu soon! ..well more like read..But yu get my point! Ahahha I left you a novel! But I'm in a good mood wat can I say! Peace!!!

::MoNkEy::

#8 Dec 28th 2007, 10:35pm

Well, sure.

Same birthday? Same age as well?

Kids? Nah, not yet anyway. Ha, I'll consider eating when I do have some, so that's for later.

Dead bodies? I wonder. Must be freaky.

Nah, I won't over do it. You better not too lol.

#9 Dec 28th 2007, 10:43pm

Lol course not! Im not no alchi!..mhmm ignore my last response..Lol

Well good good you should take that into consideration!! They taste funny I dont really recommend it..

It's weird huh! Yep same age.. same birthday..

Freaky? That's awesomesauce man!!

Gotta really think it through..Dead bodies+Old man=HOTSAUCE!

iT'S MATH MAN DONT YA KNO! LOL IM WEIRD YES!

::MoNkEY::

#10 Dec 28th 2007, 10:47pm

Me and math are quite unrelated, so don't count on me for that.

Used to know a friend like that. Yeah there are a lot of people born on the same day and all, but you could still be a whole lot different. I don't think it's got anything to do with being good or bad. Just depends on if you fit, those things shouldn't be accounted for.

Eh? Not that weird. I could get worse if I must.

#11 Dec 28th 2007, 10:54pm

Crane Daitkai

I'm Jay Alonzo, currently I'm an aspiring author and I'd really appreciate some feedback on my story. I originally envisioned it as a manga but as I got older I adapted it into a cohesive novel. And alcohol had nothing to do with it's conception, just the throbbing in my head this morning x_x...

#12 Feb 02nd 2008, 5:42pm

Hah! XD Alcohol is the birth place of most stories, ne? I'll check out your story, if you wouldn't mind checking out a few of mine! Though... how you would find this forum without checking my stories would be kinda odd. O_o; *has no clue*

ONWARDS! *flee*

#13 Feb 02nd 2008, 9:27pm

Well for me, I found this ages ago, so I can't remember. Think it was quite random, really. I can be drunk-feeling without alcohol, so it's alright. Anyhow, says hi to host there!

#14 Feb 02nd 2008, 9:41pm

Drunk feeling without alcohol is defintely the best feeling in the world. You don't have to suffer the loss of brain cells and you can simply continue to march onwards with your intellect in tact!

#15 Feb 04th 2008, 11:15am