I'll start planning the OT squad to investigate. But right now I have to go. Laters!

lets get a good sample of men, get them aroused, and then tie their hands to keep them from pleasuring themselves, and see how it turns out

That is CRUEL. D:

Might be fun to watch, though.

unless of course you're a sadist.

Masochists are the ones who like their own pain. Sadists like other people's. Just saying. xP

That is CRUEL. D:

Might be fun to watch, though.

I'm sure they'll find some way around it. Maybe grind up against a solid surface... it'll give that saying "fuck yo couch" a whole new meaning.

I am ill.

D:

I notice you wrote that 6 days ago, so I hope you're better now!

one chapter down, nine more to go.

This is for my country!

*dives back into story*

Eww, this dumb ho. If she didn't change shit in this next chapter, I'm going to drop her story.'

rant

Okay, I really don't have a problem with reviewing random people, especially in the case of RM. I've never once in my life expected to get a review back for all the reviewing I do, but when I review something, and I leave blatant suggestions on how to make your shitty piece get better, TAKE MY ADVICE DAMMIT AND STOP POSTING YOUR SHIT CHAPTERS. I am not a review camel. I will not review a shitty story where the author posts a chapter after every review they get, and then say, oh! Sorry! I uploaded the chapters too fast, can't change them, trololololol! If this dumb bitch did not change everything I wanted her to, I am going to rip her a new one and make her wish she never wrote anything. Ever.

/rant

o_O I feel like a bad person now. I take forever to change the things that people tell me to. Mostly because I wait ages, then go back and edit everything all together at the same time.

pizza for one person is just sad. XD

...No, because that would make me sad. :P

Well, okay, I suppose I am kinda sad what with my pizza and my internet all by myself. xP

crushes are more trouble than they're worth

Very true. +1000000

Either they don't like me 'cause they only like guys, or they don't like me 'cause I'm ugly or something. So they never end well for me. T_T

Hey Sheriff!

What're your thoughts on Lurch's fashion query?

I'm definitely not the person to ask about this

:3 u givin me the fuzxzies

*brick'd* I read that waaay wrong.

The problem with tall boots for me is that I have small calves and don't fill them out :(

I'm the opposite, my calves are too fat and don't usually fit in them lol

I'm sure they'll find some way around it. Maybe grind up against a solid surface... it'll give that saying "fuck yo couch" a whole new meaning.

Hahahaha. xD You're probably right!

I've never heard that saying, though.

I had a dream

I totally missed this part of Fang's dream paragraph and I totally thought that she just brought up how it had acid-snowed in Texas before.

This is for my country!

since when does reading a fic have to do with patriotism? XD

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/team-nchick/specials/32152-live-action-fanfic-a-change-of-pace

omg this had me in stitches XD "I regret you" ahaha

peppermint tea = yum

tea = yum = lies

D:

sacrilege!

do i offend your delicate british senses? XD

yes!! Tea is the best thing ever.

And I'm not just saying that cos I'm english...

you disagree with me, therefore youre wrong!

*throws Bob at your face, smelly diaper first*

I used to like tea, but now I don't really. Green tea is good, though.

But I prefer hot chocolate.

Green tea is good, though.

only tea i drink, and even that is very rare

During a conversation with my mum yesterday, she mentioned something about having me committed to a mental institution. D:

I know she wasn't serious (at least I think she wasn't), but still. I think she was overreacting about the thing she said she'd have me committed if I did.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that to someone. ^_^

you're all rubbish. T_T

*takes off bob's diaper and throws it at Frac*

HA.

Nom did she say that for a reason or was it completely out of the blue? haha

only tea i drink, and even that is very rare

Do you drink coffee or hot chocolate? :D

Or do you just not drink things like that very often? :P

I know she wasn't serious (at least I think she wasn't), but still. I think she was overreacting about the thing she said she'd have me committed if I did.

D: wtf

i hope it was just a joke, hoyl fuck

Do you drink coffee or hot chocolate? :D

Nein

Only water. Green tea when I feel I should be a bit healthy/need to wake up. Alcohol if the social setting demands it.

Used to drink Red Bull a lot, but haven't touched it in months.

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