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  Anihyr Moonstar probably break a hip or something. It means he's had years (and years, and years, and years, and-) POINT: lots of practice. He's probably amazing in bed; you're just jelly. |
Anihyr Moonstar NO IN A ELF THONG :DDDDD Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS! |
 Highway Unicorn I swear, though, embarrassing as this is to admit, Legolas was, honestly, the first time I ever saw someone come on to my TV screen that instantly made me go: O______________O /dowant Well, he was one of my first crushes...but way later after the movie came out cause I was like six when it was in the theater |
Highway Unicorn It means he's had years (and years, and years, and years, and-) POINT: lots of practice. He's probably amazing in bed; you're just jelly. He so old dat he cum magical dust :D |
Anihyr Moonstar cause I was like six when it was in the theater I don't remember when I saw the first one...hmmm. I'm only four years older than you, but I don't think I could have possibly been as young as ten when I first saw it. XD |
Anihyr Moonstar He so old dat he cum magical dust :D *crusty cum mental image* ... GAG. T___T Does it mean I get preggers with fairy babbehs? 8D |
Highway Unicorn Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS! Fuck yeah! :D gunna grunt like a walrus andyou'll...meow like a kitty? But dem neighbors nOT gunna get a lick of sleep! |
Anihyr Moonstar andyou'll...meow like a kitty? I seem to vaguely recall being told that MOOing amidst the throes of passion was sexy... |
| Anihyr Moonstar I can go for mewing, too, though. 9/21/2012 #99 |
| Anihyr Moonstar Maybe throw in a few QUACKs for variety. 9/21/2012 #100 |
Highway Unicorn Does it mean I get preggers with fairy babbehs? 8D Yes. And of course he'll deny being the father, and you'll have to take him to Maury |
| Anihyr Moonstar You know, spice things up. 9/21/2012 #102 |
| Anihyr Moonstar The neighbors will think we're into bestiality and/or tending Old Mickey D's farm. 9/21/2012 #103 |
Anihyr Moonstar And of course he'll deny being the father But Gandalf is a responsible man. :( HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO ME??? |
| Highway Unicorn yea yeah! Moo for me baby, fucking MOO! :D 9/21/2012 #105 |
| Anihyr Moonstar Mooooo-OOOOOOOO-oooooh!!!!! 9/21/2012 #106 |
| Anihyr Moonstar oink 9/21/2012 #107 |
VelvetyCheerio Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS! XD I didn't read the books til I was at least 13. and then I watched the first movie three years later on TV, lol. I am always late to the party. |
| Anihyr Moonstar oink, oink 9/21/2012 #109 |
Highway Unicorn But Gandalf is a responsible man. :( HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO ME??? Because, Saroman is his hubby and doesn't know about you two yet! D; |
Highway Unicorn Mooooo-OOOOOOOO-oooooh!!!!! Oh,ohhhhh god! *magical dust cum* |
Anihyr Moonstar Because, Saroman is his hubby lol, true Isn't the actor that plays Gandalf gay anyway? |
Anihyr Moonstar Oh,ohhhhh god! *magical dust cum* Great, now I'm preggers with YOUR fairy baby. And WE HAVE WITNESSES. There will be no denying that you're the fathe- er...mother. Other mother. |
Highway Unicorn lol, true I think so |
Highway Unicorn Great, now I'm preggers with YOUR fairy baby. And WE HAVE WITNESSES. There will be no denying that you're the fathe- er...mother. Other mother. Damn it, can't afford another baby! How will we tell our kid that we're not only lovers, but we're also twins?! |
Anihyr Moonstar Damn it, can't afford another baby! Who had your first baby?? T___T How will we tell our kid that we're not only lovers, but we're also twins?! O.O We... Won't tell. *shifty eyes* |
| Carus I got the work placement guys!! :D Now I just need to go charity shop shopping for vaguely acceptable clothing. 9/21/2012 #117 |
Highway Unicorn Who had your first baby?? T___T Luke. Got him pregger up the butt, cause as you know, men have wombs up there. XD Won't tell. *shifty eyes* Le Gasp! Secrets! From our own baby! D: |
Anihyr Moonstar Luke. Got him pregger up the butt, cause as you know, men have wombs up there. XD Your vagina is amazingly talented to have accomplished this. /in awe |
Anihyr Moonstar Le Gasp! Secrets! From our own baby! D: Okay, okay, we'll tell it... When it's ready... |
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