This is the thread to be in if you want to have some mindless fun. It is a game, but reviews are not exchanged here.

Essentially, the first person starts a sentence with the phrase "Every time" and then makes two statements. Everyone must start with "Every time". Then the person after takes the second statement and makes a new statement.

Here is an example:

Person 1: Every time I close close my eyes, Cinderella has to do a chore

Person 2: Every time Cinderella has to do a chore, children cry!

Person 3: Every time children cry, the Grinch smiles.

etc.

As you can see, it does not even have to be a logical statement.

If several people reply to the same statement, the last person to do this will edit their post and reply to the statements above his own that were left over. The last person will be next. Ie, Person 2, 3 and 4 answer nr 1's statement. Then 4 answer 2 and 3's questions, and 4 is also up next.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Everytime I listen to paramore, a purple people eater eats a baby.

Every time a purple people eater eats a baby, a slob makes a fart joke.

(Ew. Stop eating babies! For the sake of annihilation of them fart jokes! T_T)

Every time a slob makes a fart joke, yellow skittles run for their lives.

Every time the yellow skittles run for their lives, the cow jumps over the moon.

Every time the cow jumps over the moon, the sun laughs at the moon for being ridiculed by a cow.

Every time the sun laughs at the moon, the man on the moon gets a tan.

Every time the man on the moon gets a tan, he finds himself going back to get another one only to be burned to a crisp by the blazing heat of the sun.

Every time he finds himself going back to get another one only to be burned to a crisp by the blazing heat of the sun, a Bush fan sneezes.

Every time a Bush fan sneezes, mankind runs around in mass panic screaming apocalypse!

everytime mankind runs around in mass panic screaming apocalypse!, madonna seduces a baseball player.

every time madonna seduces a baseball player, a prarie dog loses it's house to a flood due to global warming.

Every time a prarie dog loses it's house to a flood due to global warming, Chuck Norris bleeds!!!

Every time Chuck Norris bleeds!!!, Hell freezes over and fairies ice skate on the frozen flames.

every time Hell freezes over and fairies ice skate on the frozen flames, satan has to buy earmuffs.

Every time satan has to buy earmuffs, Santa throws him a pair for free

(he's such a good boy and all :p)

every time Santa throws him a pair for free, a reindeer jumps into the sky.

Every time a reindeer jumps into the sky, God wishes upon a falling star.

every time God wishes upon a falling star, an angel is born.

-Lefty

every time an angel is born, satan screams in a mad fury.

(did you steal this from ff?...nah jk there are too many link a sentence game on FF)

Satan screams in a mad fury, while the happy people scream in pleasure!

(did you steal this from ff?...nah jk there are too many link a sentence game on FF)

Nah, I stole it from a music forum on a site unrelated to FP and FF :P

Every time the happy people scream in pleasure, emo people cry.

lol kk then

emo people cry while punk people kill them for that.

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Damsel, you are doing it wrong.

Play it like everyone else is playing. Read the first post

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My last post before this one is still the current. If that makes sense

every time emo people cry, the clouds weep in sorrow resulting in absolute downpour.

everytime the clouds weep in sorrow resulting in absolute downpour, my humanities teacher put me in detention.

(almost true, actually.)

my humanities teacher put me in a downpour, which makes people wanna do pee pee.

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damsel, please read the rules!!! it's called "every time" for a reason... :P

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every time people wanna do pee pee, a toilet explodes somewhere in the world.

every time a toilet explodes somewhere in the world, a large school of fish dies from pollution.

Every time a large school of fish dies from pollution, mass hysteria ensues in Japan.

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