Every time a baby learns a new word, Arnold Schwarzenegger mispronounce one

(psst, Ship! Don't forget the comma :p)

Edit: OMG I snatched virginity on 10th page! =D

Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger mispronounces one, a devil does a victory dance.

(sorry, my mistake)

Every time a devil does a victory dance, his henchmen sigh and roll their eyes

(haha, no problem :p)

Everytime his henchmen sigh and roll their eyes, the Devil gets angry.

Every time the Devil gets angry, his prisoners pretend to suffer more than they do to make him turn even more nastier on them.

(Awww. Poor people in Hell ^^;)

Every time his [the Devil's] prisoners pretend to suffer more than they do to make him turn even more nastier on them, a 12 yr old asks Robert Patterson (?) to bite her -__-'''

Every time a 12 yr old asks Robert Patterson (?) to bite her -__-''' , directors are encouraged to cast even uglier people as vampires.

Every time directors are encouraged to cast even uglier people as vampires, Rosie O'Donnel snatches the lead for the Twilight sequel

XD

Every time Rosie O'Donnel snatches the lead for the Twilight sequel, 40 year old women come out of the closet.

Every time 40 year old women come out of the closet,more people turn into anti-gay activists

:o

every time more ppl turn into anti-gay activists, annie goes somewhere over the rainbow.

Every time annie goes somewhere over the rainbow, Jack and Jill run down the hill

Everytime Jack and Jill run down the hill, Jill has to take Jack to the hospital.

Every time Jill has to take Jack to the hospital, they run up a crapload of hospital bills.

Every time (Jack and Jill) they run up a crapload of hospital bills, Dr Evil snickers as he receives a check

Every time Dr Evil snickers as he receives a check, his evil bad breath dissolves the check.

Yay I can play again! XD

Every time his evil bad breath dissolves the check, Dr Evil pouts and demands to see his pet sharks eat one of his minions

Every time Dr Evil pouts and demands to see his pet sharks eat one of his minions, his minions go on strike and turn to the good side.

Every time his minions go on strike and turn to the good side, Austin Powers wonders why he got so cool all of a sudden.

Every time Austin Powers wonders why he got so cool all of a sudden, he's shot at by another FemBot.

Everytime he gets shot by another FemBot, he goes back to the hospital that began it all.

Every time he goes back to the hospital that began it all, Ashton Kutcher travels back in time to do a fetus-suicide

(Butterfly Effect, in case people missed the reference :p)

Every time Ashton Kutcher travels back in time to do a fetus-suicide, Cherry swears violently because she's missing all the movie references.

Every time Cherry swears violently because she's missing all the movie references, Frac invites Cherry over for movie night marathon

Every time Frac invites Cherry over for a movie night marathon, Cherry politely refuses because of internet stalkers.

Every time Cherry politely refuses because of internet stalkers, Frac snorts and online rants about how impolite Cherry is

Everytime Frac snorts and online rants about how impolite Cherry is, Cherry apologizes profusely and gives offerings of virtual snickerdoodles.

Every time Cherry apologizes profusely and gives offerings of virtual snickerdoodles, Frac claims to be hurt beyond repair!

Everytime Frac claims to be hurt beyond repair, Cherry signs them up for therapy.

Every time Cherry signs them up for therapy, Frac glares at the therapist and claim to be just FINE

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