Every time the children revolt against each other and an epic battle goes down, a chicken lays an egg.

every time a chicken lays an egg, a hardcore environmentalist is seen trying to steal it.

Everytime the children revolt against each other and an epic battle goes down, the Trix bunny wonders why the hell the kids in his commercial won't share one dang bite of Trix with him.

Every time the Trix bunny wonders why the hell the kids in his commercial won't share one dang bite of Trix with him, we all attempt to persuade him to eat Froott Loops.

Everytime we all attempt to persuade him to eat Froott Loops, a really fat guy in a banana suit jumps onto the freeway and yells: "IT'S TACO TIME!"

Every time a really fat guy in a banana suit jumps onto the freeway and yells: "IT'S TACO TIME!", Someone somewhere in a taco suit yells, "Do you wanna touch my WIENER!"

Every time someone somewhere in a taco suit yells, "Do you wanna touch my WIENER!", someone says yes, yes they do.

Every time someone says yes, yes they do, the old lady on the bus turns her head to get a better look.

Every time an old lady on the bus turns her head to get a better look, the children ahead of her whisper about the good old days when such things did not happen.

Every time the children ahead of her whisper about the good old days when such things did not happen, the bus driver himself is distracted, and while turning his head to look back there, veers off the road and crashes into the pet store.

Every time the bus driver himself is distracted and veers off the road and crashes into the pet store, a pet koala says hello.

Everytime a pet koala says hello, a crying banana writes an emo-like poem...

Every time a crying banana writes an emo-like poem, an emo kid throws a fit about how he was going to use those words as captions for his MySpace picture first.

Every time an emo kid throws a fit about how he was going to use those words as captions for his MySpace picture first, another emo person beats him to it with the tittle banana tragedy.

Every time another emo person beats him to it with the title "banana tragedy", we laugh at them.

Every time we laugh at them, we laugh some more.

Every time we laugh some more, we celebrate in Celebrate!

Every time we celebrate in Celebrate, someone's eating a cookie.

Every time someone's eating a cookie, an ant salvages the crumbs.

Every time an ant salvages the crumbs, someone writes another short story about ants.

Every time someone writes another short story about ants, Someone, somewhere is burning an ant somewhere with a magnifying glass. :[

Every time someone, somewhere is burning an ant somewhere with a magnifying glass, a glazier gets paid for his hard work.

Every time a glazier gets paid for his hard work, the money's burning a hole in his pocket.

Every time the money's burning a hole in his pocket, a pretty penny slips into his shoe.

Every time a pretty penny slips into his shoe, i find a five dollar bill in walmart.

Every time you find a five dollar bill in Walmart, you spend it. On peaches.

Every time you spend it on peaches, you buy a coloring book and crayons too. =]

Every time you buy a coloring book and crayons too, a masked stranger comes along and steals them.

Every time a masked stranger comes along and steals them, we use the crayons to beat him up.

Every time you use the crayons to beat him up, a giraffe knocks you out with a baseball bat.

Every time a giraffe knocks you out with a baseball bat, a lion comes and plays baseball with it.

every time a lion comes and plays baseball with it, Michael Jackson falls into a ditch on Pluto, which isn't a planet anymore.

Every time Michael Jackson falls into a ditch on Pluto, which isn't a planet anymore, Neptune laughs snidely.

Every time Neptune laughs snidely, Mercury gets scared and hides behind the sun.

Every time Mercury gets scared and hides behind the sun, Mars freaks out and bumps into Earth.

every time Mars freaks out and bumps into Earth, CNN has breaking news of another celebrity not being dead but was thought dead due to mass tweets on twitter.

Every time CNN has breaking news of another celebrity not being dead but was thought dead due to mass tweets on twitter, the planets come into alignment and smite the celebrity with their celestial wrath for mucking things up.

Every time the planets come into alignment and smite the celebrity with their celestial wrath for mucking things up, Jesus laughs and says "Again, again!"

Every time Jesus laughs and says "Again, again!", God smites someone for using their name in vain.

Every time God smites someone for using their name in vain, Kayne West interrupts with "Yo God, I'm gonna let you finish, but Satan has the best afterworld of all time!"

Every time Kayne West interrupts with "Yo God, I'm gonna let you finish, but Satan has the best afterworld of all time!", Taylor Swift has flashbacks.

Every time Taylor Swift has flashbacks, her record company gets excited because this usually means another "hit" song.

Every time her record company gets excited because this usually means another "hit" song, we'll all be forced to listen to said hit song for months.

Every time we'll all be forced to listen to said hit song for months, someone slowly peels an orange.

Every time somone slowly peels an orange, the citrus juices squirt into an old lady's eye.

Every time citrus juices squirt into an old lady's eye, she mangles the attacker's face with a cat-carrying purse.

Every time she mangles the attacker's face with a cat-carrying purse, snowflakes fall from the sky.

Every time snowflakes fall from the sky, Seto Kaiba smiles...

Every time Seto Kaiba smiles, a yellow dress mysteriously goes missing.

Every time a yellow dress mysteriously goes missing, a pink tulip appears in a vase.

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