Every time the sakura tree wishes it wasn't a tree so it could go talk to him, Sakura unintentionally walk past Bill Kaulitz while minding her own daydream-business concerning Bill Kaulitz

(ouch! pay more attention!)

Everytime Sakura unintentionally walks past Bill Kaulitz while minding her own daydream-business concerning Bill Kaulitz, it starts raining Coca-Cola.

Every time it starts raining Coca-Cola, Pepsi cries in desperation

Everytime Pepsi cries in desperation, a dolphin marries a fish.

Every time a dolphin marries a fish, Bill Clinton gets a side dish

(wohoo, unwitty rhyme!)

Every time Bill Clinton gets a side dish, an Australian moves to Bulgaria.

Every time an Australian moves to Bulgaria, Pedo-bear lurks in the bushes

Everytime Pedo-bear lurks in the bushes, a bird dances on a garbage bin.

Every time a bird dances on a garbage bin, a dog pees on the garbage can

Everytime a dog pees on the garbage can, someone watches an episode of South Park

Every time someone watches an episode of South Park, Kenny dies

(true!!!)

every time Kenny dies, I eat an oreo (probably also true)

Everytime I eat and oreo, a dog kisses a cat

Every time a dog kisses a cat, I (Frac) change my avatar

Everytime Frac changes her avatar, my mother pisses me off.

Everytime my mother pisses me off, a chicken turns into a fish

Every time a chicken turns into a fish, the fish wonders which came first (egg or chicken?)

Everytime the fish wonders which came first, a monkey skateboards over a power line

Every time a monkey skateboards over a power line, someone drops their ice cone

Everytime someone drops their ice cone, Fractured Illusion needs to change their avatar ^-^

Every time Fractured Illusion needs to change their avatar, starleaf wonders where she gets them all!

Every time starleaf wonders where she gets them all, Frac points at LiveJournal

(you just click Explore LJ, and search for icons. There are TONS of icon-making communities over there. Srsly)

Every time Frac points at livejournal, a beagle does the electric slide!

(Haha, thanks)

everytime a beagle does the electric slide, Sakura slaves away at reviewing only to be unjustly rule 10-ed. *sniffle*

(THAT's where you get them, fracula!!!! beware, sakura-chan is on the hunt XD)

Every time Sakura slaves away at reviewing only to be unjustly rule 10-ed, Ygger boasts to her minions

(dude its not like its a big secret. I always tell whenever people ask :p)

Every time Ygger boasts to her minions, Chips Ahoy cookies taunt the growling tummy!

Every time Chips Ahoy cookies taunt the growling tummy, Murphy's Law throws in a grilled chicken for good measure

every time murphy's law throws in a grilled chicken for good measure, some freak says they don't like chicken.

Everytime some freak says they don't like chickens, I throttle them.

(I love chickens)

Every time Claire throttle them, Frac spazzes out after a Dexter episode

:3

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