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FlamingFlie
Topic: Newts cannot wear skirts

I find this to be the case and when attempting to "skirtafy" a newt, the results aren't very pleasant.

#1 Apr 26th, 11:14am
FlamingFlie

But I thought that it was quite possible!

#2 Apr 26th, 11:16am
FlamingFlie

I didn't think that it was, they're like limp little noodles.

#3 Apr 26th, 11:17am
FlamingFlie

Oh.

#4 Apr 26th, 11:19am
FlamingFlie

Do you enjoy my photograph?

#5 Apr 26th, 11:20am
FlamingFlie

Someone should read thou wonderful story. Does anyone want me to read your story? I will.

#6 Apr 26th, 1:05pm
FlamingFlie

Once upon a midnight erie, I walked with something in my head.... in what you said....

#7 Apr 26th, 1:13pm
FlamingFlie

I WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME!!!!!!!!!

#8 Apr 26th, 1:13pm
FlamingFlie

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train going anywhere, just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere.

#9 Apr 26th, 1:14pm
FlamingFlie

Everyday is exactly the same....

#10 Apr 26th, 1:14pm
FlamingFlie

Welcome to the real world, she said to me conesendling, take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white!

#11 Apr 26th, 1:15pm
FlamingFlie

Let's see how far We've come!

#12 Apr 26th, 1:15pm
FlamingFlie

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, please, Oh baby, Don't go Simple and Clean is the way that You're making me feel tonight....

#13 Apr 26th, 1:16pm
FlamingFlie

I open my eyes, so tell me, what I see!

#14 Apr 26th, 1:16pm
FlamingFlie

this is noise!

#15 Apr 26th, 1:17pm
FlamingFlie

I love rock and roll put another dime in the juke box baby!

#16 Apr 26th, 1:17pm
FlamingFlie

She's not afraid she just likes to use a nightlight, when she gets paid, true religion gets it all if they fit right....

#17 Apr 26th, 1:18pm
FlamingFlie

And I'd give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow!

#18 Apr 26th, 1:18pm
FlamingFlie

Never will I break!!!!!!!!

#19 Apr 26th, 1:19pm
FlamingFlie

The bird and the worm!!!

#20 Apr 26th, 1:19pm
FlamingFlie

OUt of his mind... must have been out of his mind!!!!

#21 Apr 26th, 1:20pm
FlamingFlie

Hotel California!

#22 Apr 26th, 1:20pm
FlamingFlie

This world will never be what I expected, and if I don't belong, who would've guessed it, I will not leave alone, everything that I own...

#23 Apr 26th, 1:21pm
FlamingFlie

I thought I saw a man brought to life... he showed what it was to cry, you couldn't be that man I adore....

#24 Apr 26th, 1:21pm
FlamingFlie

That's what's going on...

#25 Apr 26th, 1:22pm
FlamingFlie

Feel free to post, just because I'm mad doesn't mean that you'll be inflicted.

#26 Apr 26th, 1:22pm
FlamingFlie
aaauuuugggggghhh
#27 May 02nd, 3:40pm
FlamingFlie

And when those babies! grow old, and get tooth dacay... Theeey work at taco bell!, rotted little teeth fal;ling from them!

#28 May 02nd, 3:41pm
FlamingFlie

Oh how I wish! To marry them, make bibvies together at last!

#29 May 02nd, 3:41pm
FlamingFlie

that was my little sis, sorry if it disturbed any of my many readers.

#30 May 02nd, 3:43pm
FlamingFlie

I'm so much sexier than I last thought.

#31 May 02nd, 3:44pm
FlamingFlie

I don't swear at children.

#32 May 02nd, 3:44pm
FlamingFlie

Or am I?

#33 May 02nd, 3:44pm
FlamingFlie

Iz Nice?!

#34 May 02nd, 3:45pm
FlamingFlie

Up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grows the roses of success.

#35 May 02nd, 3:45pm
FlamingFlie

Silly little lumpkins.

#36 May 02nd, 3:46pm
FlamingFlie

British people scare me.

#37 May 04th, 8:40am
FlamingFlie

If you don't like it... You feel it cause I feel it too!

#38 May 04th, 6:33pm
FlamingFlie

Went back home again, this sucks gotta pack up and leave again.

#39 May 04th, 6:33pm
FlamingFlie

One two, princes kneel before you... princes, princes who adore you... this one says he wants to buy you rockets.

#40 May 04th, 6:34pm
FlamingFlie

Hey girl you know that you drive me crazy... I see whats going down.

#41 May 04th, 6:35pm
FlamingFlie

ah.. ee... tee...ar.... etian... sen... e peed... suh... epad... oOO... equi..leo

#42 May 04th, 6:35pm
FlamingFlie

A thousand hundren boys couldn't reach you... I saw the world spin beneath you!!!

#43 May 04th, 6:36pm
FlamingFlie

How the devil himself could get pulled out of me.... singing a-o-o-a and the voices rang like the angels sing.

#44 May 04th, 6:37pm
FlamingFlie

I have a family.

#45 May 04th, 6:39pm
FlamingFlie

You're a stupid hoe.

#46 May 04th, 6:39pm
FlamingFlie

He was a girl, she was a girl... they were gay lovers.

#47 May 04th, 6:40pm
FlamingFlie

Had one long horn and one big eye... looked a flying purple people eater.

#48 May 04th, 6:40pm
FlamingFlie

Let it bleed... cause I like the blood.

#49 May 04th, 6:41pm
FlamingFlie

Delelelelelelelelelleeeeee Oh.. well imgian... I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.

#50 May 04th, 6:41pm


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