I said I've been to the year 3000! (God I hate that song... They lived under water?)

But what if I ate a newt and wore a skirt myself? :o

Obviously the newt wouldn't be wearing the skirt, the newt would be residing in your stomach.

What if my stomach is one big skirt?!

What if my stomach is one big skirt?!

Then why would you need to eat the newt?

*sighs*

Are you braindead?

WHAT THE HELL?

This isn't my account... oops.

Crap.

In a trap.

On my lap.

Eww...

Good to know Dis.

But what if you suck all the blood out of a newt, set it upright, wait for rigor mortis to set in, and then put a skirt on the newt? I think that would be entirely possible.

@merg

O_o

Ewwwww. Newt blood is poisoned with sunshine, fool! That's lethal!!!

I know sunshine is bad for you! Heck, my cousin went out in it and exploded! (Though that might also be because I shoved a C4 bomb down his throat...) This was a theoretical situation!

What kind of vampire doesn't know to avoid sunlight? Huh? ;)

What kind of vampire doesn't know to avoid sunlight? Huh? ;)

Lestat's retard brother Fredad. Gosh, even his regeneration system is backwards! He's one big blister, I tell you!

*sniffs* Well, my cousin Massacre calls vampires like that wannabe Camp Vamps, because they need to enroll in a camp designed to teach people how to survive with terminal idiocy.

Terminal idiocy camp? Where was this when I almost ate the sun?

They probably gave up on you as a hopeless case and sat back with bloody margaritas to watch your antics.

I almost succeeded, too. Only, it was the moon instead of the sun......

So THAT'S why it looked so small yesterday... or did it grow back after you ate it, like a baby tooth?

I always thought there was something fishy about the green cheese story. Green cheese must be a metaphor for unmitigated calcium! Jeez, imagine how many vitamins you could make from the moon!

Nice forum flie

I know! Aren't it purty? You likey my picture! Mangoe found it.

Oh, and everybody who don't know-ith; this is Ed.

also known as Loved the person who is able to introduce herself

NO!!!! Your name is Ed, I like Ed, it's a zesty and salty name.

LOVED is not for eating.

Or so you think.

Loved knows she is not for eating

But Ed doesn't know much.

liar

I haven't had blood lately... I'm trying to quite. Though I did slip yesterday... Only a few drops! The steak was overcooked! It needed some flavor!

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