Howdy, and welcome to the Roadhouse. Figure I'd make a place for folks to come by and get some reviews, and maybe read a good story or two. Make some friends while you're at it.

You know that favorite bar of yours? The one with the hardwood floors, and the old jukebox that only works if you hit it, and the staff that always seems to remember you? That's the Roadhouse.

It's pretty simple, so I'll go over the House Rules.

1. You post when you want someone to read your work, and review it. Someone reads and reviews your work. Traditionally, you read and review theirs as well, but it's up to you. Eventually we'll have a set staff of "Bartenders" who will be doing a lot of the reviewing, but as for now, you post, we read. Please don't feel you have to be a "Bartender" to put up anything. They are just the folks that will be doing reviewing as a job on the site. Hope that made sense.

2. Keep it clean in here. No cussin', flamin', hatin', or any sort of bad naturedness. Doesn't sit well with me.

3. Have fun. Write about anything. Post topics about your favorite flower, if you want. As long as we keep the stories coming, the reviews flowing, and the laughter high, then I've done something right.

4. Feel free to ask any questions. I have fairly reliable internet where I'm at, and I should be able to get to your questions within 24 hours.

Other than that, hope you enjoy the Roadhouse, tell your friends, and I'll see you around.

Rock and Roll!

You forgot to add that it is very WRONG to break the dear old jukebox.

-Peace out

And also to kill off your friends. Killing your friends isn't nice.

Tara!

Another rule,

Kya is not allowed to be left alone... ever

Which means someone mst be here to talk to me at all times! OR ELSE.

Haha that means you have to be on all the time. XD

Well, if Kya keeps getting grounded, we only occasionally need to watch out.

Yeah I guess

Also, if you're not sure about topics you can post, ask first....

Agreed :p

I'm ungrounded, by the way. I've been ungrounded. I had to go to my uncle's funeral. I believe I stated this.

Although, I still vote for me to be the other mod when Dolvich gets back. Because I'm ungrounded, I shall be here ALOT.

Which reminds me, you guys aren't here. RULE-BREAKERS!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't return RIGHT THIS INSTANT I will resort to DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd vote against you for a mod, Kya.

Drastic measures, oohh I'm real scared. lol

posted on the wrong thread... sorry.. @.@

No problem. I'm going to call you Vell, mmk?

So, Velle, go over and post in the right thread =P

And introduce yourself in the plesantries!

THIS IS A RULE!

PLEASE introduce yourself in the pleasantries before posting on this forum. That way we can give you a proper welcome!

AND,

If you've never done anything on fictionpress, or you don't know how something works, PLEASE go over to the poolhouse (Shootin' Pool, Shootin' the Breeze) and talk to us first. Then you won't get a fuming response for posting something...

And don't annoy Kya when she is hormonal and can't be held accountable for her actions/ extremely agitated posts.

And everyone gets weird nicknames.

Yes, no posting new topics till you've gotten a nickname from one of the main weirdnickname-givers, I think...

And Kya gets to name the next off-topic.

No, that's up for grabs when the off-topic gets to the last page

Fine. Whomever gets the last post gets the next topic.

Except for the fifth poolhouse, which I think should go to Gobs...

but after that, last post=last topic..

Name recognition spam.

Woot.

pfft.

Who needs help with their pen?

I think mine's out of ink...

I just want to see my name displayed on the topic again.

NEW RULE

No spamming the house rules thread to get your name up here. Come on, people. We're without a mod, here.

NEW RULE

No suggesting Cae is cheating on Z, unless of course she is cheating on him, in which case you may outright say it rather than suggesting it.

Heh. Thanks, Kya.

NEW RULE

No spamming on the Notice Board, please. We need it to remain functional...

NEW RULE

Dee reserves the explicit right to violate any of these rules without consequence.

Edit: Yes, I do.

^ Dee doesn't actually get those rights...

Stio reserves the exclusive right to smack Lee whenever needed.

^_^

NEW RULE

Whenever Dolvich is spotted, bug him to name another mod and PM them details. Preferably one of the regulars from way back when. WE NEED ANOTHER MOD

*Nominates Cae and Himself*

*seconds the nominations and also nominates Silence*

*denominates Silence to stem off the competition.*

*feels bad for Silence and secretly renominates him*

*notes the fact that a secret isn't a secret if it is posted on an internet forum*

*throws a book at Blindy to make him shut the hell up*

XD

*dodges and gives the finger*

*throws flurry of pencils*

talk about crazyness..O_O but crazyness is good! VERY GOOD! XD

*Throws chocolate chips at Elynn*

lol

*eats one chocolate chip on my head* . Too Bitter =P

Oh, sorry.

*puts away bitter sweet chocolate chips and pulls out milk chocolate chips*

*Throws chocolate chips again.*

YAY!! GIVE ME MORE PLEASE *OPENS MOUTH*

rofl

*walks in and sees craziness* O_O uh hello?

Hello!

Welcome to the Roadhouse! =) This is our lovely House Rules thread, but we'd love it if you went over to Pleasantries and introduced yourself!

Also, feel free to play any games here, and head into either of our chat threads- Shootin' Pool, Shootin' the Breeze, or the Lounge!

~Cae

oh, it is not that crazy..^^. Anyways our lvl of crazy, keeps things alive and fun XD

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