If anyone would like to be a "Bartender" or someone who gives out reviews to those who ask, please post here and let me know. As of right now, it's just me, but the more the merrier!

I'd love to! This sounds like a good idea, Dolvich :D

Here's your apron, dragonflydreamyr-

It's really pretty simple. Alls you gots to do is watch for folks to ask for a review, and review them. Then let them know that you reviewed them.

That's pretty much it. And enjoy yourself.

Nice to have you aboard.

Okay, then, I'd love to! :D

~Thought it'd make more sense to post here...

Here's your apron, Stella Luella Chick. You're hired.

Nice to have you aboard. Have fun!

Sure, I'll sign up. But I have to warn you that my hours are pretty erratic because of time zones.

Here's your apron, Kikyuu. Glad to have you aboard, hope you enjoy it!

Don't worry about the time zone thing. I'm in a screwy place myself. We'll make do.

Welcome!

I like reviewing. 'Nuff said?

the flyingcrabsareeatingmyhair...

Damn, but that's a long name. Here's your apron. Glad to have you on board!

I'll go with what the guy above you said.

Is there a position for a part time bartender? As a DJ, I work different nights and if I'm not sleeping days, I do a fair bit of traveling. But when I get free time, I'd be happy to help out.

Sorry, ran out of aprons. I got some more.

Supafly Writings, here you glad to have you on board. And I won't even say anything about your manly drink...

Violent Messiah, part time works. Be glad to see you when you get the chance. We're always open.

Eerr...can I work as a part time bartender too (like Violent Messiah)? I want to give out reviews to people but my life's really busy (don't ask) so...I'd be happy to be part of the crew.

Chidori Nadare-

Absolutely. Let me rustle up an apron, and you're on your way. Just make sure you're punching in when you stop by.

Welcome aboard!

Any more room on the books for another part-timer?

I can make a mean Long Island Iced Tea, if that counts for anything.

Can I be a part-time bartender. I'm of age. *shifty eyes*

Trmpetplaya1, those better be the best Long Island Iced Teas ever.

Imaginary Rose Productions, welcome aboard. Even with the shifty eyes...

Glad to have you both working here.

Hey, I like giving reviews... happen to have a part-time bartender job going?

I suck at mixing drinks but on my FP page is the same Firefly quote as you have on your FP page... so... :)

Thoughtful Silence-

Always happy to meet a fellow Scot. Just lemme find an apron... here we go.

Welcome aboard!

Hey there! I love reviewing people! Any chance of a part-time bartending job?

One thing though: what do you mean when you say: 'Then let them know that you reviewed them.'? Do you just post that you have in the other forum? *feels slightly stupid*

=]

Well, I can't hire but I can answer the question. When you fill a request for a review and possibly a drink, just post that your review is up in the same topic you read the request in. Easy as pie!

Mmmm...pie. -=D

Painted Eyes- Always room for another bartender around here. Glad to have you aboard.

That's three Scots around here... nifty. Here's your apron, I'll go adjust the list.

VM- Thanks for the helping of question thing.

Mmmmm... stolen piece of VM's pie...

Uhm...

Any chance that you would be willing to hire a younger bartender?

I love giving reviews and I am able to get on fictionpress often.

Of course, lil one. Let me find you an apron, and you're in. Nothing wrong with being younger.

Welcome aboard!

Thank you. :)

*tips hat*

Hey, Dolvich...I got an idea. What if on the list of "bartenders", there was a list of there preferences of types of writings to review? This would make things easier for people to figure out who to request is they wanted someone specific to review.

For example, say someone wanted their new poem reviewed by someone that was well versed in the art form of poetry. That person would do well to stay away from me and probably pick Drea, as she writes poetry and I have no clue about it. On the other hand, say someone came in with a horror story and wanted a review...then I'd be the go to guy.

So what do you think?

VM-

Don't want you to think I'm ignoring you guy. Just a wee bit busy. Had a grease fire on the grill in the back.

I'll get around to that soon. I like the idea.

Any chance you could take on another bartender?

I'm willing to bartend also, that's if any other positions are open

ooh! i'd like to be a bartender as well if you guys are in need of more. looks like it too since there've been more visits to the roadhouse lately ^_^

I'd like to bartend also, please!

Oh! I'd love a Bartender job! But could it be part-time please? (stupid Dial-Up......)

I'm not in any position to hire, but I reckon it'd be alright with Dolvich if I say "Welcome aboard!" to everyone.

It'd be great if we could get some more bartenders, part-time or otherwise, since there have been quite a few more visits and review requests lately.

I'll leave it to Dolvich to hand out the aprons. :)

*mgmph* I'm awake, I'm awake...

All right then. Lemme see, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. yep. 5 aprons to

cacelia, criti-sized, eamane tinuviel, RoseRedSnowWhite, and snowdance-lyghting.

Welcome aboard, and don't spill anything. Cause then I have to clean it up.

Seriously though, I am glad to have you here. Enjoy!

(Kikyuu, thanks for holding the fort for me. I'll give you a day off sometime soon)

Ha. Thanks Dolvich, but I reckon Violent deserves the day off more than me. He's definitely been working overtime, and so have Silence and a few others. Well, I guess you can see for yourself over at the bar.

If you've got a sixth apron, I'll take it. I'm on sporadically, a lot or a little, depending on life.

Can I have flexible hours?

Given my recent surge of reviews (mainly because I've been saying thank you in the best way to the folks that have reviewed me), I suppose I should count myself amongst the ranks of your part timers...

That is, if you'll have me.

All right then. Where were we?

That's right. Folks wanting to be hired. I see you've already begun to review, which is just fine by me. Serves me right for getting behind on stopping by. Had a bad sandstorm, but I'm catching up now.

FrameJock (awesome pic, by the way)

alittlebitconfused

Stardust Seraphim

Welcome aboard!

Do you think that maybe I could cut my hours down the part time? =x With school and band only a week away, {yeah, I'm a band geek.} I won't have as much time to be on.

I'm rather confused over here!!!! Talking about reviews? I just love to recieve them and usually send them too! But first someone pull me out of confusion! What is that with bartending?

Hello new girl!

Bartenders are people who you ask for reviews. They'll usually give you one, unless your work isn't their cup of tea, or if they're not around. To see what each bartender likes, go to the We Are What We Are etc. page. TO ask for the review, go to the Want Reviews...? page, post which story you want reviewed, and we'll get to you. Also, feel free to send reviews to people who request them even if you aren't a bartendee.

Thank you! And you should see the avi when it's got its full animation. Or, you could just read Hello, Cthulhu and get a better feel for what's going on.

Ooh, ooh, I wanna be a bartender!!! Please? Pretty please with tomatos and sprinkles and a pen and Herry Enfield and my mother on top?

Count me in, Dolvich. I'm always running out on stuff to read, and reviewing helps me spot glitches in my own writing. AND I'm older than half the staff anyway... ;p

Damn i should have tried going here to ask you for a job. . This makes more sense, lol

so yes what i am asking is if i may have a job at your bar. i might not be bale to go on alot, but i will do my best to do what needs to be done.

i am a bit under aged, but that shouldn't be taken into account for what i can do for you. so pretty pretty please may i join???? I'll be uberly duberly happy :)

I'm game to do some reviewing. As of right now I just work my way down the "Just In" stories pretty much every day reviewing stuff. I'd love to have a different way of finding stories. That is, if you're still takin' folks on.

~A

I don't think there's a problem with you joining. Au contraire, ma copain, please make yourself at home! The more the merrier!

wahoo! I'll get reviewin' then!

~A

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