Welcome back and congrats, Dolvich!

And as for assistant mod? I'll throw my hat in the ring for that position. And as much as I adore Kya? Lord, please...don't make her a mod. She scares me sometimes. -=x

I'll be good... now that Doc is here she can keep me in check. She can tell my mummy on me. :)

I'm adored?

...am I adored more than Cae?

As for the Vice-Mod position, I think everyone would like that title. I have no chance. You all think I'm crazy. I just don't think about things before I say them. But I do take any positions I hold very seriously. And this does sound like a very fun thing that I could help better this forum by doing. And I promise to be nicer to newbies who post topics without introducing themselves first.

That is all.

Hey, we could do it so that whoever wins employee of the month [... which is somewhat dead] could be a mod...

But then I probably couldn't do it, because I technically wasn't an employee then.. I don't like that one.

I sure as Hell don't want the position.

I'm in the Scouts; I've learned the hard way what it really means to have a position of Godlike responsibility and power.

You two are just so modest. :D

***ANNOUNCEMENT!!***

TOPICS TO DELETE:

And There He Stood...

How do I insert images into a story? I`m writing about a cartoonist.

new member In Progress Story, some reviews please?

Looking For Help!

I'm new to fictionpress. Could you recommend few good stories.

Please Review My Story

Sniff.

Review For Review

Formatting Stories for FP

Review and help me get my story out there?! :D

Deadly Dominion. (I might somewhat regret this being taken down. It might show newbies what not to do when they arrive at the Roadhouse.)

TOPICS TO BE LOCKED:

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze 2

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze 3: Third Time's The Charm

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze 4: The Purple Ball!

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze 5: Night of the Spamming Tornado!

TOPICS TO BE FLAGGED:

The Pleasantries

Want Reviews? C'mon up to the Bar!

Notice Board

Shootin' Pool, Shootin' The Breeze 6: The Sextuplet and More Sexual Inneundos

Questions

The Hype Report! Or "Stuff On Fiction Press You Really Should Be Checking Out!"

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Please feel free to argue/ add if you don`t agree with these.

Probably also:

I'm new to fictionpress. Could you recommend few good stories.

Maybe this as well:

RE My New Penname

We also need to flag and lock some things...

I think the Penname would be useful, even though it`s gathering dust. Who knows?

Maybe. I might like one. But then again, maybe not.

Well, we should talk to U'Dust about renaming it at least...

How about the Identity Change Crisis?

Love that one.

But only U'Dust can edit the name...

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING:

Need something named? Come to Gob.

Exceptions: Nicknames. Gob is terrible at nicks.

Nicknames? Come to Cae/Kya.

Kya's will probably have an interesting story behind it, FYI.

Though fictionpress may be trying to mess with our heads, don't let it get to you. We will reign!

DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!!!!

Uh... We won't.

Gah, we have 9 topics that need to be deleted.

And two that need to be locked.

And like, 4 that need to be flagged!

I`ve made some changes, Cae.

Is that it, then?

Yes.

You're my hero, Gobs.

(;

Edited in the Third Poolhosue, too.

Pretty much just posting to get this to the top.

Your noticing of this notice has been noticed.

The proper authorities will be notified.

And those authorities will authori-tize something they think is helpful, but it reality is completely useless.

And then we'll all fight authority and sing John Mellencamp.

**IMPORTANT!**

Bartenders who have not done so: Check out the topic 'We are who we are, and we do what we do' when you get the chance.

Thank you...

I'm leaving... again.

Not sure when I'll be back, bu please be assured there will be no stupid actions on my part. To those who are reading my stories... sorry about that. Please don't be surprised or annoyed if they're taken down. If you have a beef about that, take it up with my editor.

Without further ado... I'LL MISS YOU ALL! BYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!

Bye Dusty... I'll miss you... *hugs*

I wish you even more health and luck!!!

Updated deleted posts.

Psst, Gobz, shouldn't the SPSB in 'topics to be flagged' be Night of the Spamming Tornado!, not Third Time's the Charm? Oh, and should probably add SPSB: The Purple Ball to the 'to be locked' topics as well.

*edits own post*

Edited! ;D

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