L'lo all!!

Welcome to High Five The Roadhouse's Five question game. I assume everyone knows the rules? Somebody asks 5 questions, then you answer and leave five of your own?

Well, great, Let's get started!!

1. What color socks are you wearing?

2. What is the most bizarre thing you've said this month?

3. Your favorite fruit?

4. Ever read anything by Sherrilyn Kenyon?

5. Do you play the Chill Corrupting Game?

YAY!

What color socks are you wearing?

1. I ain't wearing no socks!

What is the most bizarre thing you've said this month?

2. "Sa boyattee" (I came up with a secret language for a certain phrase... *scratches head* can't think why now :P)

Your favorite fruit?

3. Um... A banana!

Ever read anything by Sherrilyn Kenyon?

4. Uh.... .... ..... ..... no?

Do you play the Chill Corrupting Game?

5. Uh.... .... .... .... yes?

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Alright, my questions!!!

1. D'ya think you're a good writer?

2. What is your favourite genre to read? (fantasy, romance etc.)

3. D'ya think me typing these questions is an insult to my social life?

4. Can a banana beat a mango in a race around the moon?

5. Is it REALLY hard to come up with 5 questions?

1. D'ya think you're a good writer?

I think I'm pretty good sometimes.

2. What is your favourite genre to read? (fantasy, romance etc.)

Hmm. Normally a good Supernatural-fantasy. Thriller, Murder mystery, romance, it all depends on my mood

3. D'ya think me typing these questions is an insult to my social life?

Not really. This is just another facet of your social life =P

4. Can a banana beat a mango in a race around the moon?

Only if it's working with some limes.

5. Is it REALLY hard to come up with 5 questions?

Not really. If I can't think of anything I just try to think of some obscure or bizarre thing and see if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

More Questions==

1. How many languages can you count to 10 in?

2. How many languages can you write all the numbers up to 10 in?

3. Fan of anime?

4. Any martial arts you happen to be a part of?

5. Funniest lyrics you've heard:

How many languages can you count to 10 in?

1. Trois

How many languages can you write all the numbers up to 10 in?

2. Drei

Fan of anime?

3. Some. Not like overly anime anime... er.. yeah :)

Any martial arts you happen to be a part of?

4. I did one week of karate when I was like... 6... does that count?

Funniest lyrics you've heard?

5. "Winners are winning a lot"

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My turn again!

1. Like playing computer games?

2. Favourite musical band?

3. Is the moon made of cheese... and if so, does it taste as disgusting as cheese from Earth?

4. Ever seen snow?

5. Is Silence the best at The Chill Corrupting Game?

Like playing computer games?

1. I guess so, I don't really play that many though

Favourite musical band?

2. I don't actually have a favourite, I listen to anything, but PER-LEEEESE don't relate my posts in the 'lyrics game' to my taste in music =]

Is the moon made of cheese... and if so, does it taste as disgusting as cheese from Earth?

Is it made of CHEESE!? My dear, Silence, it's made of bouncey balls! All melted down into gloop! Don't believe 'Wallace and Gromit' and their cheese theory! ;]

Ever seen snow?

Yep, a few years ago I even had to climb out of my second story window as the snow drifts had blocked my front door.

Is Silence the best at The Chill Corrupting Game?

Obviously not as everyone has figured out how to corrupt-o them! =]

Okay Dokey, here goes:

1. What is the most strangest thing you've ever eaten?

2. Play any instruments?

3. If you were to be any animal, what would you be and why?

4. Any regrets?

5. Why do our feet smell and our noses run?

1. What is the most strangest thing you've ever eaten?

So far? hmm... Probably pigeon.

2. Play any instruments?

Not really. I can play the beginning of one song on the piano... That's about it.

3. If you were to be any animal, what would you be and why?

Either a leopard or a wolf. They're beautiful predators. Such power and grace.

4. Any regrets?

Nope. I try not to have too many of those.

5. Why do our feet smell and our noses run?

Because languages [expecially english] are filled with oxymorons and hipocritical things, of course.

Let's see~~~~

1. Read anything by Christine Feehan?

2. If you had wings, what would they look like?

3. What's the word you like the most in the english language?

4. Do you think coconuts migrate?

5. Longest word you can think of [right of the top of your head, no cheating]?

1. Read anything by Christine Feehan? No.

2. If you had wings, what would they look like? Big, bat-type lookin' things, probably ten feet wide. I don't know I never really thought about it.

3. What's the word you like the most in the english language? Serendipity

4. Do you think coconuts migrate? Probably. When we aren't looking.

5. Longest word you can think of [right of the top of your head, no cheating]? Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung (Speed limit, in German. You never had to say it was english, and I didn't cheat. My German is pretty good.)

QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anime/manga?

2. If you could speak another language, what would it be, and why?

3. What superhero/villian do you identify most with?

4. If you could be famous for anything, what would it be, and why?

5. What are you afraid of?

[Geez, that's a long word, coma]

1. Do you like anime/manga?

Yup. I'm not obsessive though.

2. If you could speak another language, what would it be, and why?

Well, It'd be between Chinese [mandarin] and Japanese. Chinese because, well, China is going to rule the world someday, so it'd be good to speak the language. And Japanese, because I love the way Japanese sounds and I'm already learning it.

3. What superhero/villian do you identify most with?

Catwoman.

4. If you could be famous for anything, what would it be, and why?

Hmm... I think I'd want to be a famous writer, because what I write is either going to come true or is like a window into the past.

5. What are you afraid of?

I really don't know. I'll let you know when I find out

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1. Do you think that there are monsters in your closet?

2. Do you have any pets?

3. What's your favorite number?

4. What's the word you use most often?

5. Have 20 minutes with someone that is perfect for you or 20 years with someone you superficially is the right one for you?

1. Do you think that there are monsters in your closet?

No, I KNOW there are monsters in my closet.

2. Do you have any pets?

One Persian, one Nebelung, one Southern Alligator Lizard and one Blue Tongued Skink. Thinking about getting a pug or a Japanese spaniel in the next couple of months...

3. What's your favorite number?

2.

4. What's the word you use most often?

Uh...I don't think I can say it on Fictionpress. Second most often: Ouch.

5. Have 20 minutes with someone that is perfect for you or 20 years with someone you superficially is the right one for you?

I'm having a little trouble understanding this one...Twenty minutes with someone perfect for me or twenty years with someone pretty(?) enough for me? I'd go with twenty minutes.

1. Do you like turtles?

2. Why or why not?

3. Have you ever read Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

4. What's your favorite tea? (Herbals don't count! ...Oh, fine, they do, but not for as many points!)

5. If you could be a character in any book or TV show, who would it be?

1. Do you like turtles?

No, sir, I do not.

2. Why or why not?

Because they're slow and have smart mouths. Have you ever seen the Comcast commercials?

3. Have you ever read Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

No, but I did try to play the game once...and only once.

4. What's your favorite tea? (Herbals don't count! ...Oh, fine, they do, but not for as many points!)

It's summer in the south, so whatever is on ice, of course.

5. If you could be a character in any book or TV show, who would it be?

I pick a movie and I pick Rick Deckard from Blade Runner. He had what I thought was the coolest job ever. -=x

1) Do you have a "guilty pleasure" and if so, what is it?

2) Have you ever done something you'd die of shame from if you found out it was filmed and put on the web?

3) Would you ever let something you've worked hard at writing be edited beyond recognition for "mass market appeal" in the name of money?

4) "Turn the other cheek" or "Vengeance is mine"?

5) If you could legally beat one celebrity in the head with a bat, who would it be?

1) Do you have a "guilty pleasure" and if so, what is it?

Hmm... Probably 'Cry Me A River' by Justin Timberlake... Nothing serious or anything.

2) Have you ever done something you'd die of shame from if you found out it was filmed and put on the web?

I don't think so.

3) Would you ever let something you've worked hard at writing be edited beyond recognition for "mass market appeal" in the name of money?

Probably not. If I liked the piece at all, no. If I didn't really care for it, I might, but only if I really needed the money.

4) "Turn the other cheek" or "Vengeance is mine"?

Vengeance is mine.

5) If you could legally beat one celebrity in the head with a bat, who would it be?

Hmm. I have no idea. I'll be thinking about that all day now.

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1. What is the most bizarre fruit name?

2. Ever think of getting a tattoo?

3. If yes, where and what?

4. Finish this quote: If wishes were horses...

5. Ever read The Chronicles of Amber?

What is the most bizarre fruit name?

1. A Quaz (I may have technically made that up during the alphabet supermarket game... meh!)

Ever think of getting a tattoo?

2. Yes.

If yes, where and what?

3. On the ankle/ wrist - a black self-designed... uh... 'cool shape' :)

Finish this quote: If wishes were horses...

4. I'd believe that someone could beat me at the beer run! :P

Ever read The Chronicles of Amber?

5. Nope.

@#:*

Okay, me again.

1. Do you like cake?

2. If cake were a human... would you consider cannibalism?

3. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

4. What came first... the grass... or keep off the grass signs?

5. Who is the coolest person at The Roadhouse?

1. What is the most bizarre fruit name?

Kumquat! But I may only be thinking that because someone mentioned it somewhere and I might actually think another fruit has a more bizarre name.

2. Ever think of getting a tattoo?

Yes, the thought has crossed my mind.

3. If yes, where and what?

Side of my back, next to the small of the back, not exactly sure of the design, but something tiny - like no more than 1 inch x 1 inch.

4. Finish this quote: If wishes were horses...

...I'd be mucking a lot of stalls.

5. Ever read The Chronicles of Amber?

Can't say I have.

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1. What's the first word that comes to mind when I say...APPLES.

2. Have you been watching the Olympics?

3. If so: which event(s)? If not: why not?

4. Have you ever gotten into a yelling match about sports?

5. What's your favorite word in another language (given the extent of your knowledge; if non-existent, choose from English, please)?

EDIT: Dang it, 5 minutes too long in thinking up answers...disregard my questions, then! Refer to the above post ;)

1. Do you like cake?

It's okay....

2. If cake were a human... would you consider cannibalism?

Depends on what kind of cake/human...

3. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Ergh. That's hard... I think deaf, even though no music would kill me.

4. What came first... the grass... or keep off the grass signs?

Keep of the grass signs, obviously.

5. Who is the coolest person at The Roadhouse?

I don't know... that's hard... But I know their name doesn't have Silence in it =P

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1. Favorite word in any language (has to be real, and more than 1 person has to know it, so it can't be some language you made up)

2. Weirdest thing you've said all day.

3. You doing the beer run?

4. If not: why? If so: Do you think you're going to win?

5. Do you know why I keep accidentally pressing 4 when I try to put 5 for the fifth question?

1.Favorite word in any language (has to be real, and more than 1 person has to know it, so it can't be some language you made up)

I like the word 'Spargel' in German.... for like 3 years in my German class we'd call each-other 'haarige Spargelen' (hairy asparuguses...y'know...as you do)

2. Weirdest thing you've said all day.

Erm....see above....

3. You doing the beer run?

Nopey-dopey

4. If not: why? If so: Do you think you're going to win?

I've got this weird thing about my 'signed review' count getting extremeeeeeeeeeeeeely high, and also I'd most likely lose. Though I'm supporting the 'Anti-Silence' team, for others to win!.... =] just kidding ... ... ... ...*nods head...shakes head...nod...shake*

5. Do you know why I keep accidentally pressing 4 when I try to put 5 for the fifth question?

Because the '5' button is actually the 6th on that line, so its all confusied!

MY TUUUUUURN!

1. What is the plural of asparagus?

2. If you were to lose a limb...which one, and why?

3. .....Favourite colour?

4. Are you enjoying these questions?

5. What was I going to write as my fifth question?

What is the plural of asparagus?

1. The Matrix.

If you were to lose a limb...which one, and why?

2. My right arm... uh... because I'm an... olympic runner!!!! :P

.....Favourite colour?

3. Blue.

Are you enjoying these questions?

4. Let me answer that question with another question: Does a toilet enjoy being crapped in?

What was I going to write as my fifth question?

5. Is the person below me the coolest here? (answer... yes)

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1. Who's gonna win the beer run?

2. Why does 1+1 = a window?

3. If a mushroom was crushed by a tree... but nobody is there to see or hear it... would anyone care?

4. What is your funniest joke?

5. D'ya think you are a 'geek'?

1. Who's gonna win the beer run?

Well, I'm going to take you down, so there's your answer

2. Why does 1+1 = a window?

Because '=' likes to be on the top and bottom

3. If a mushroom was crushed by a tree... but nobody is there to see or hear it... would anyone care?

The mushroom would.

4. What is your funniest joke?

I don't really have one. There are just random things that I say to some people that are equally funny.

5. D'ya think you are a 'geek'?

Not really. More of a nerd.

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1. Do you support the Anti-Silence Squad for the Beer Run?

2. Favorite Flower?

3. Song that you listened to last?

4. What are you listening to right now?

5. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Do you support the Anti-Silence Squad for the Beer Run?

1. Yes... wait, no I meant no!!! Ahhh, you said yes first! (ummm... that's a take on les izzard btw... I ain't krazy.... .... .... *flees*)

Favorite Flower?

2. Weed from Bill and Ben

Song that you listened to last?

3. "Broadcasting" by Comeback Kid

What are you listening to right now?

4. See above (darned repeat combining with laziness! :P)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

5. None, because he just isn't that sad.

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1. Who supports Silence in the Beer Run?

2. Was it a bad idea to ask question 1?

3. What is the difference betweeen a nerd and a geek?

4. D'ya like the book Twilight?

5. What is the best review you've ever received?

1. Who supports Silence in the Beer Run?

I have no idea. I think only Silence

2. Was it a bad idea to ask question 1?

Hmm. It might've been...

3. What is the difference betweeen a nerd and a geek?

Geeks aren't really likeable, they're the 30-year old pimply men that live in their mother's basements playing D&D all day. Nerds are nerdy, but likeable.

4. D'ya like the book Twilight?

I thought it was okay. I mean, there are better books out there, but it was okay to read. Interesting take on vampires anyway.... Heh, sparkly

5. What is the best review you've ever received?

I think it's a tie between two that were given to my piece, Losing, between the one that Violent Messiah gave me and the one that Thisisnotcool gave me.

::EDIT::

Oops. Forgot to put questions.

1. Do you believe in evil giraffes?

2. Have you been saved by the buoyancy of citrus?

3. Favorite number?

4. Can you do a backflip? [on the floor, trampoline, into a pool, etc.]

5. Who's your favorite author on FP?

Do you believe in evil giraffes?

1. Yes. One lives in my cupboard eating sooo many leaves! *insert bad word here* :)

Have you been saved by the buoyancy of citrus?

2. It would not necessarily be a lie if I were to not answer that question with an unlikely.

Favorite number?

3. 30.

Can you do a backflip? [on the floor, trampoline, into a pool, etc.]

4. I can fall off pretty much all of those... does that count?

Who's your favorite author on FP?

5. ... .... .... .... .... ... ... .. ... .... .... .... .... .... ... .... Don't have an outright favourite.

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1. Answer my amazing joke: "Why can't Bob ride his bicycle?"

2. Favourite poem on FP?

3. Are Sam and Frodo meant to be together?

4. Is Dean (from Supernatural 'course) good enough to turn a man gay?

5. Would you rather be shot in the kneecap or stomach with a 45. cal? (huh, too much time reading VM's stories :))

1. Answer my amazing joke: "Why can't Bob ride his bicycle?"

I don't know.... Maybe he has no legs.

2. Favourite poem on FP?

I don't know. I haven't read all of them, but one of the ones that I like that I've read so far is Gas Mask it was really good.

3. Are Sam and Frodo meant to be together?

Hmm. I think so. It seems likely at least.

4. Is Dean (from Supernatural 'course) good enough to turn a man gay?

Uh, hecks yeah, or at least, I think he is. But I don't know if I'm a good judge of that, seeing as I'm a girl

5. Would you rather be shot in the kneecap or stomach with a 45. cal? (huh, too much time reading VM's stories :))

Hmm. Depends. If I was near a hospital/people that could save me, stomach, but if not, kneecap. It'd hurt more, but at least my stomach acid wouldn't leak out and kill me.

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1. Do you like Supernatual (the show, not the genre?)

2. Watch any shows like Supernatural?

3. Who do you like better, Sam or Dean? (from Supernatural, course. I'm feeling a bit obsessive right now)

4. Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

5. What would be the politically correct term for a Vampire?

Do you like Supernatual (the show, not the genre?)

1. NO. I love it.

Watch any shows like Supernatural?

2. There is no show that can be said to be 'like' Supernatural :)

Who do you like better, Sam or Dean? (from Supernatural, course. I'm feeling a bit obsessive right now)

3. Dean! I mean, Sam's weapon is his laptop! What a la-who-za-her.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

4. Depends which myth it is... I mean, I do like the sound of 'sparkling' :P

What would be the politically correct term for a Vampire?

5. "White"

-_- . T.T O.o

1. D'ya like the film Underworld? (not the second one)

2. Do I spend too much time here?

3. Would you rather be ABSOLUTELY immortal, or that warty thing outta 300?

4. How disapointing would it be if the meaning of life was 42?

5. Hmmmm, how old would you say I am?

1. D'ya like the film Underworld? (not the second one)

The first one was pretty good. I thought the scene with the mirror was odd though. I mean, I understand the importance, but still...

2. Do I spend too much time here?

No. Too much time of fictionpress? I don't think that's really possible... Unless you're not doing anything.

3. Would you rather be ABSOLUTELY immortal, or that warty thing outta 300?

Bleh. I don't want to be that warty thing, but I'm not sure that I know what you mean... But Absoulutely immortal anyway.

4. How disapointing would it be if the meaning of life was 42?

Not too much, because there'd have to be a question for it to be the answer to.

5. Hmmmm, how old would you say I am?

Hmm... I'm not good with ages, but I'd say about.... over 17?

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1. How old would you say I am?

2. Are you legal in a bar?

3. Wear any jewelry? [necklaces, bracelets, rings, piercings, etc.]

4. Ever thought of being a mortician?

5. If you could shapeshift into any animal, what would you want to be?

How old would you say I am?

1. Crap, I'm REALLY bad with ages... maybes... upper teens?

Are you legal in a bar?

2. That has sooo many connotations :P

Wear any jewelry? [necklaces, bracelets, rings, piercings, etc.]

3. I usually wear 'bout 5 bracelets on my left wrist.

Ever thought of being a mortician?

4. I have now... and I'm not liking the thought.

If you could shapeshift into any animal, what would you want to be?

5. Tiger.

1+1=2

1. Do you think there are professional writers on FP who have stories that have only bad reviews?

2. Are ya watching the olympics?

3. How crap are all the sequeals to the film 'The Crow'?

4. What is your favourite song at the moment?

5. Will The Roadhouse ever manage to get to number two on the General Forums list?

1. Do you think there are professional writers on FP who have stories that have only bad reviews?

Probably not, but if there are, it would make me laugh hysterically

2. Are ya watching the olympics?

Nope.

3. How crap are all the sequeals to the film 'The Crow'?

Gah, really crap. I only watched the Original and then one of the sequels, only because David Borneaz was in it... Or however you spell his name.

4. What is your favourite song at the moment?

Probably Apple Blossom by the White Stripes or Let It Bleed (Teen Wolf) by Mon Frere

5. Will The Roadhouse ever manage to get to number two on the General Forums list?

I bet so. More people are coming and if they would start playing the games and everyone shoots pool with us, then yeah. I bet we have a chance.

-5+6=1

1. What's your favorite thing to say?

2. What's something that always makes you laugh?

3. What color is your hair?

4. Favorite mythological creature?

5. What's the most interesting story you've heard recently?

[by the by, I also watched that Crow with David Boreanaz [love that guy and how you spelt his name :P] and it was a big pile of... merde!]

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What's your favorite thing to say?

1. Dude

What's something that always makes you laugh?

2. The episode of Supernatural called 'Rabbits's Foot'

What color is your hair?

3. Brown, with annoying blonde bits when I've been in the sun.

Favorite mythological creature?

4. Hmmmm... I don't actually know.

What's the most interesting story you've heard recently?

5. Um... that Elvis isn't dead?

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1. Why did you join FP?

2. What time is it where you are?

3. Do Americans really believe they speak 'American'?

4. How many reviews have I done so far for the Beer Run?

5. What makes you come to The Roadhouse?

[Urgh. I really like him, but I can never remember how to spell his last name... That's why I normally only talk about him.]

1. Why did you join FP?

I was already on FF writing with one of my friends and I found a link to it on a profile. I checked it out and really liked the idea of posting my original work online and actually getting helpful feedback on it.

2. What time is it where you are?

About 4:40pm

3. Do Americans really believe they speak 'American'?

I'm sure some do, but then again they probably think that anyone from Mexico speaks Mexican. I don't know about you, but I think I speak English.

4. How many reviews have I done so far for the Beer Run?

I have no idea. Probably over 20.

5. What makes you come to The Roadhouse?

Well, I first found it through somebody's profile through RG... And I keep coming back because the people here are funny. And I think the bar is a great idea. Besides I love starting all the games here.

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1. What time is it where you are?

2. Is it sunny outside?

3. Could you see the weather from where you were when you read q.2 or did you get up and check? Or did you check online?

4. Favorite movie?

5. Finish this quote: What doesn't kill me...

1. What time is it where you are?

5:51 PM

2. Is it sunny outside?

Yes, but it was overcast earlier.

3. Could you see the weather from where you were when you read q.2 or did you get up and check? Or did you check online?

I *could* have gotten up and walked across the room to look out the window...But that sounded like too much work so I checked online. The internet is never wrong, anyway so--

...Why did I just hear thunder? Internet said it was sunny... Meh, I'll check the weather site again later.

4. Favorite movie?

The Birdcage

5. Finish this quote: What doesn't kill me...

...will only hurt a lot."

1. Favorite character from a book?

2. Favorite character from your own writing?

3. If you were cast in a remake of any movie, what would it be and who would you play?

4. Dogs or cats?

5. Favorite video game?

1. Favorite character from a book?

Hmm. That's hard. Probably Anita Blake or Acheron.

2. Favorite character from your own writing?

Adrian from an unfinished story of mine.

3. If you were cast in a remake of any movie, what would it be and who would you play?

Hmm. I think I'd want to be Selena from the Underworld movies. Probably only the first one though. The second one was too much a love story between her and Michael.

4. Dogs or cats?

Cats.

5. Favorite video game?

It's between: Diablo II, DOA 4, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

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1. Snow or rain?

2. What's your favorite symbol that you can make on the keyboard you're using right now?

3. Play any instuments?

4. What book/s are you reading right now?

5. Who's your favorite author [off of FP]?

Snow or rain?

1. Hmmm... snow, probably. Though I love really heavy rain.

What's your favorite symbol that you can make on the keyboard you're using right now?

2. Uh... .... '?'

Play any instuments?

3. Always wanted to, never properly have. :)

What book/s are you reading right now?

4. Shadowplay by Tad Williams and A Clash of Thrones by George RR Martin.

Who's your favorite author [off of FP]?

I don't have one.

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1. Why is it there is an over-whelmed, an under-whelmed, but not a whelmed?

2. Are the videos for the band Tool inspired, or just weird?

3. What is my middle name? [if ya get it right I'll probably think you are a stalker... or that darn Willy Wonka :P]

4. Why do so many people use 'gay' as an insult?

5. Hot or cold?

1. Why is it there is an over-whelmed, an under-whelmed, but not a whelmed?

No sense in having an adjective for a state of equilibrium that can be summed up in a much simpler fashion.

2. Are the videos for the band Tool inspired, or just weird?

They're weird, and they give my eldest nightmares.

3. What is my middle name? [if ya get it right I'll probably think you are a stalker... or that darn Willy Wonka :P]

Prudent... or did you mean your real one... how about Prudence, then?

4. Why do so many people use 'gay' as an insult?

Because they are unimaginitive bastards.

5. Hot or cold?

Cold hurts, bring the heat.

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1. Are all cats evil, or just a majority?

2. Have you ever seen the ocean (not in a book or on tv)?

3. Have you ever spent more than two hours staring at something you've written, but not finished and still not added to it?

4. Can men benefit from reading romance novels (the full length variety, not the Harlequins)

5. Why am I still awake at 4:30 in the morning posting random questions at Ficpress?

1. Are all cats evil, or just a majority?

They're all evil spawns of Satan that steal the breath from babies and screw with your Tivo.

2. Have you ever seen the ocean (not in a book or on tv)?

When I used to surf, I saw it all the time.

3. Have you ever spent more than two hours staring at something you've written, but not finished and still not added to it?

Nope, thank gawd...I got people sweating me for updates!

4. Can men benefit from reading romance novels (the full length variety, not the Harlequins)

If you're a writer, then yes as it exposes you to a different genre that may round out your style of writing even more. If not, only if you have a female that appreciates that side of you. -=x

5. Why am I still awake at 4:30 in the morning posting random questions at Ficpress?

Because sleep is for suckers...

OK, my turn!

1) If this was a real bar, what two bartenders would you like to work a shift with?

2) If this was a real bar, what two bartenders could you not work a shift with because you'd be too busy goofing off with them?

3) If this was a real bar and a bar fight broke out, who would you like to punch, then buy a beer to show there are no hard feelings?

4) Sex or Money...which would you rather have more of?

5) You're driving at high speeds and there's a concrete divider in front of you, forcing you swerve either to your left or your right. However, standing in the middle of the left is Paris Hilton and standing in the middle of the right is Lauren Conrad (from The Hills). You're going to have to hit one of them head on, so who's becoming street pizza?

1) If this was a real bar, what two bartenders would you like to work a shift with?

Probably Silence and VM

2) If this was a real bar, what two bartenders could you not work a shift with because you'd be too busy goofing off with them?

Hmm... Silence and VM (or so I'd like to think)

3) If this was a real bar and a bar fight broke out, who would you like to punch, then buy a beer to show there are no hard feelings?

Hmm... Silence. [Poor Silence. You can just ignore this =P]

4) Sex or Money...which would you rather have more of?

Erk.... Hmmm.... At this point in my life, money.... Maybe later on the answer will change.

5) You're driving at high speeds and there's a concrete divider in front of you, forcing you swerve either to your left or your right. However, standing in the middle of the left is Paris Hilton and standing in the middle of the right is Lauren Conrad (from The Hills). You're going to have to hit one of them head on, so who's becoming street pizza?

Paris Hilton.

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1. If a random (quite attractive person) of the opposite sex randomly came up to you on the street and hugged you, what would you do?

2. How do you feel about nutella?

3. do you have an accent?

4. What's your favorite language to listen to?

5. Ever read Daywatch by Sergei Lukyanenko?

If a random (quite attractive person) of the opposite sex randomly came up to you on the street and hugged you, what would you do?

1. Wake up :)

How do you feel about nutella?

2. I feel quite... angry towards nutella... for some reason.

do you have an accent?

3. I do, and someone pointed out to me the other day that it gets really heavy when I'm angry.

What's your favorite language to listen to?

4. Strangely enough, English.

Ever read Daywatch by Sergei Lukyanenko?

5. I've senn Night Watch... the movie?

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1. Why does Caecilia want to punch ME?

2. Who would win in a fight, a caveman or an astranaught (barehanded)?

3. Why does the world hate America?

4. Would you rather jump off a plane, or a bridge?

5. How random was that last question?

1. Why does Caecilia want to punch ME?

Heh...cause you were being mean in the Chill game.

2. Who would win in a fight, a caveman or an astranaught (barehanded)?

The astronaut...he's got the helmet and suit padding for protection.

3. Why does the world hate America?

Because we're the bad guys of the world story, or so everyone seems to think. That and we got enough nukes to turn the globe into a wasteland. -=x

4. Would you rather jump off a plane, or a bridge?

Not sure why I'm jumping, but I choose bridge because its probably over water.

5. How random was that last question?

Um, quite a bit, actually.

My turn!

1) If you could beat one TV network's producers upside the head with a lead pipe for canceling a show, what network and what show would be the cause of your rage?

2) Public executions of criminals by arming the victims, or the victim's surviving family or friends, and having them hunt down and shoot the unarmed criminal. Must see TV or the end of western civilization?

3) Does your state (or where ever you live) have a right to carry law, and if so would you take advantage of it?

4) The Cake Is A LIE! Why?

5) Do you wish Violent Messiah would stop his Twilight bashing?

1) If you could beat one TV network's producers upside the head with a lead pipe for canceling a show, what network and what show would be the cause of your rage?

Seeing as I watch so little TV, it would have to be whoever decided to cancel Danny Phantom (for a cartoon, it was pretty awesome).

2) Public executions of criminals by arming the victims, or the victim's surviving family or friends, and having them hunt down and shoot the unarmed criminal. Must see TV or the end of western civilization?

Is there the option of watching the end of western civilization on tv?

3) Does your state (or where ever you live) have a right to carry law, and if so would you take advantage of it?

Crap. Honestly, I don't know XP

4) The Cake Is A LIE! Why?

*high fives fellow Portal fan* 'Cause you're headin' to the the furnace, buddy :p

5) Do you wish Violent Messiah would stop his Twilight bashing?

Nope. Bash away!

My questions:

1) What is you're favorite video game?

2) What was the last TV show you watched?

3) What is your favorite brand of bottled water?

4) If either the Twilight series or the Harry Potter series were outlawed in your country, which one would you want it to be and why? (Yes, I'm an evil anti-Twilight/Harry Potter fanatic! Mwahaha!)

5) If you could make one modification to better the spoon, what would it be?

1) What is you're favorite video game?

The Godfather. Nothing like getting points for senseless killing

2) What was the last TV show you watched?

Death Note

3) What is your favorite brand of bottled water?

Tap

4) If either the Twilight series or the Harry Potter series were outlawed in your country, which one would you want it to be and why? (Yes, I'm an evil anti-Twilight/Harry Potter fanatic! Mwahaha!)

TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! DOWN WITH THE SEXY VAMPIRES. Though Harry Potter is pretty bad too.

5) If you could make one modification to better the spoon, what would it be?

I would make it edible so I could eat it with my chocolate pudding.

My questions

1) Is killing a zombie a crime?

2) Which is the more inconvenient piercing- Top of the ear or eyebrow?

3) How do you go about cutting off both your hands without asking for someone's assistance?

4) Well, what if the chicken doesn't want to put nylons on?

5) Should there be safety regulations for execution scaffolds?

{ @Silence-- 1. Why does Caecilia want to punch ME? -- at least I'd buy you a drink to show you there where no hard feelings =P}

1) Is killing a zombie a crime?

I wouldn't think so. Technically they're already dead and if another power gave them life, it was probably for only one reason, not for them to keep living.

2) Which is the more inconvenient piercing- Top of the ear or eyebrow?

I'd think top of the ear if you had long hair, or curly hair.

3) How do you go about cutting off both your hands without asking for someone's assistance?

Get one of the old paper-cutters (the one's that slice downwards, instead of sliding), put your wrists along the cut line and slam your forehead on the arm of the papercutter. That should cut them off. *nods head*

4) Well, what if the chicken doesn't want to put nylons on?

Then you have no right to make it put them on.

5) Should there be safety regulations for execution scaffolds?

No. If someone is stupid enough to be on an execution scaffold, they should be able to watch out for themselves

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1. Would you rather be a sparkly vampire or an emo werewolf?

2. Coolest word that comes to your mind when I say- oobershingles gonzales?

3. Are you doing the beer run?

4. If so, how many beer/soda you have? If not, well why aren't you doing it?

5. Any idea why I keep asking about the beer run?

1. Would you rather be a sparkly vampire or an emo werewolf?

Emo werewolf. With garlic breath and a stake to drive through sparkly vampire's heart. Grrr.

2. Coolest word that comes to your mind when I say- oobershingles gonzales?

onomatopoeia

3. Are you doing the beer run?

I have no idea what the beer run is.

4. If so, how many beer/soda you have? If not, well why aren't you doing it?

see answer three

5. Any idea why I keep asking about the beer run?

No.

My turn-

1) What's the beer run? :)

2) What's the best movie you've ever watched?

3) Where do you want to go? Please pick somewhere within the discovered universe, please.

4) Don't you hate parties?

5) Will you watch Death Note, if I recommend it highly? (Which I do)

1) What's the beer run? :)

It's the Roadhouse's version of the Review Game. Go check out the topic post. It's really fun.

2) What's the best movie you've ever watched?

Hmm. That's a hard one. The best movie I've watched recently was Hero with Jet Li, the cinamatography [sp?] was amazing. But overall best? I have no idea. Probably will change when you ask me at different times.

3) Where do you want to go? Please pick somewhere within the discovered universe, please.

Right now? I think I'd like to go to Japan... Or my friends house. I really don't know.

4) Don't you hate parties?

Not really. Depends on who's there, why we're there.... Where we are. I'm not really a people person though.

5) Will you watch Death Note, if I recommend it highly? (Which I do)

Already watched it, read all the manga, the special character book, and seen the first live action movie [geez, the guy that plays L is HOT]

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1. What's the weather like right now [where you are]?

2. What time is it?

3. What color is your hair?

4. What does your hair smell like?

5. Best dream you've had recently?

1. What's the weather like right now [where you are]?

Sunny. It was hailing just a minute ago, but that's done.

2. What time is it?

6:10. My friends are running late.

3. What color is your hair?

It's going to be vivid red.

4. What does your hair smell like?

-sniff- strawberries

5. Best dream you've had recently?

I dreamt that Light was feeding L strawberry shortcake. XD

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1) who would win in a wrestling match- Gandhi or Martin Luther King Jr.?

2) Favourite colour?

3) Worst habit you picked up from your favourite character in literature?

4) Favourite childhood memory?

5) Have you ever been moved to tears by a story?

1. What's the weather like right now [where you are]?

It was wet, but not rainy.. and that sorta temperature where your hands go purple in the cold, but you still don't feel it if y'know what I mean? So i guess it'd just been a meh day

2. What time is it?

23.13 does ANYONE'S computer say the right time of posting something?

3. What color is your hair?

Brown, but it gets weirdo blonde streaks during the summer.

4. What does your hair smell like?

*sniffs hair* erm....me? But just to make this interesting... coke-cola!

5. Best dream you've had recently?

Darn... I can't remember a lot of my dreams... I had a weird one where I owned my house and all my friends lived there. But it wasn't all it was cracked up to be....

! Have I taken so long that someone has already answered these questions?

" Name 5 feature's you like about yourself.

£ Name 2 features you dislike about yourself.

$ Make those 2 features into positives. You HAVE to! None of this 'I can't do it' business.

% Do you think it is possible to love more than one person at a time? Or is that a complete no-no in your head? Or a yes-yes? Please use 'no-no' or 'yes-yes' in your answer so as to clarify to the reader. =]

DARNG! SOMEONE did REPLY BEFORE ME!

[Since S'Dusty replied first, I'll respond to her questions]

1) who would win in a wrestling match- Gandhi or Martin Luther King Jr.?

Hmm. I'd think it'd end in a draw.

2) Favourite colour?

Right now? Probably Navy. Ask me in 20 mins and you'll probably get a different answer.

3) Worst habit you picked up from your favourite character in literature?

Errrr.... Hmm... It's either having a sarcastic thing to say about everything or this obsession with biting.

4) Favourite childhood memory?

I don't think I really have one.

5) Have you ever been moved to tears by a story?

Yeah. The Sweet Far Thing broke my heart in the end.

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1. Gotten any of your friends on fictionpress?

2. How do you feel towards pineapples?

3. Type whatever comes into your mind.

4. When I say 'hyperactive' what does it make you think of?

5. What color are your eyes?

Gotten any of your friends on fictionpress?

1. Yup.

How do you feel towards pineapples?

2. I feel that pineapples and nutella would be the perfect match for each other.

Type whatever comes into your mind.

3. That wasn't a question.

When I say 'hyperactive' what does it make you think of?

4. Candy sticks (my brother banned them from me years ago 'cause I went... krazy!)

What color are your eyes?

5. Hazel. Someone said to me they are either more green or more brown depending on light/ mood.

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1. Why do you write?

2. Are the sun and moon related?

3. Have you ever heard of the band Aereogramme?

4. What is the most annoying stereotype ever?

5. Why can't I think of a fifth question?

1. Why do you write?

When I talk I'm considered irritatingly insane. When I don't talk I'm considered introverted and unpleasant. When I write I'm considered an author. Triple standard? Yes. Best of all possible worlds? Also yes.

2. Are the sun and moon related?

The sun is the moon's third cousin twice removed, but since that affair with the Pleiades was uncovered, he's been banned from any family reunions. That's why he's alone in the sky.

3. Have you ever heard of the band Aereogramme?

No.

4. What is the most annoying stereotype ever?

That all Canadians live in igloos, like hockey, and say eh.

5. Why can't I think of a fifth question?

For the same reason I can't think of a fifth answer.

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1) Do you know the power of a comma?

2) Best of two evils- Not voting or spoiling your vote?

3) Why is a raven like a writing desk (there's actually a correct answer to this one)?

4) Which would you rather lose- your hands, your tongue or your feet?

5) Why is it so important to have people in your life?

1) Do you know the power of a comma?

I know that the comma is very powerful, but only sometimes. Other times, it's just not very good... [hmm, that didn't really come out sounding very good.]

2) Best of two evils- Not voting or spoiling your vote?

Not voting

3) Why is a raven like a writing desk (there's actually a correct answer to this one)?

It is nevar put with the wrong end in front. [Bleh.]

4) Which would you rather lose- your hands, your tongue or your feet?

Hmm. I think my tongue.

5) Why is it so important to have people in your life?

Because they will change you, and nothing can stay the same forever.

=+~~@

1. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say [more like type] - Beer, heavy on the root-?

2. Is it really necessary for all five of these things to be questions?

3. What's scarier: Twilight fangirls, or Harry Potter fanboys?

4. Which bartender/s do you think deserve the employee of the month award?

5. Who do you think will win the Beer Run?

1. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say [more like type] - Beer, heavy on the root-?

Err... ginger beer.

2. Is it really necessary for all five of these things to be questions?

That's the point...isn't it?

3. What's scarier: Twilight fangirls, or Harry Potter fanboys?

Fanboys...because that's a phrase that should never be said.

4. Which bartender/s do you think deserve the employee of the month award?

Me.

5. Who do you think will win the Beer Run?

I think I already answered that question :)

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1. When did the Beer Run get so serious?

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

3. If you could choose to kill one to save a thousand, would you do it?

4. Spearmint or Peppermint?

5. Would you rather have three arms or three legs?

1. When did the Beer run get so serious?

When everybody realized that someone actually wins.

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

It thought being with on the side with the cows was safer.

3. If you could kill one to save a thousand, would you do it?

No, maybe that one person is worth a thousand lives to me, lol.

4. Spearmint or peppermint?

Spearmint, hands down.

5. Would you rather have three arms or three legs.

Neither, I'm fine with two. Now what I want three of I can't say, lol.

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1. Hey, diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over, the what?

2. Prince Charming kissed the ugly step sister when the lights were out, and thought it was Cinderella. If you were him, would you want to know the truth?

3. Can you count by six's and not think about it?

4. Sprite or Coca Cola?

5. How hard was it to find this forum?

1. Hey, diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over, the what?

The moon?

2. Prince Charming kissed the ugly step sister when the lights were out, and thought it was Cinderella. If you were him, would you want to know the truth?

Yes. I'd want to learn where Cinderella learned to kiss like that. Rawrr.

3. Can you count by six's and not think about it?

Yes. 6, 12, 18... 24?

4. Sprite or Coca Cola?

Sprite

5. How hard was it to find this forum?

On a scale of one to ten from easy to hard, 2.5

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1) You imagine that you're in a cage with a very hungry tiger. What do you do?

2) Would you rather die of natural causes or abnormal causes?

3) What is the longest word you've ever heard?

4) Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? O.O

5) Do you know I'm right behind you at this very moment?

1) You imagine that you're in a cage with a very hungry tiger. What do you do? I feed it. :)

2) Would you rather die of natural causes or abnormal causes? Abnormal causes-- natural causes include painful things like heart attacks, stroke and cancer... Wouldn't it be better to die in a freak bungee jumping accident?

3) What is the longest word you've ever heard? What's with me and the longest word questions? I'll have to go with antidisestablishmentarianism, which is a terrible waste of space, because it basically means you're an establishmentarianist.

4) Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? O.O No, not really.

5) Do you know I'm right behind you at this very moment? Do you know I'm behind you, behind me? :)

Questions

1. What is your theme song?

2. If you had to be a fictional person, who would it be?

3. Do you secretly identify with a certain sub-culture?

4. What is your guilty pleasure (American Idol, McDonalds? You can tell us :D)?

5. Do you ever feel like no one understands you?

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