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Caecilia

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only Ten-I-see....

12/18/2008 #2,941
Lyssa Lunatique

You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

12/18/2008 #2,942
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

*cough @ Cae* I heard that on Hannah Montana earlier today when my sister was watching it o.0

Hey look, I'm Bellz! o.0

12/18/2008 #2,943
Caecilia

Do you have overdue books?

Cause you have Fiiiinneee written all over you...

0.o

really? Wow... a friend used that one on me.

We used pick-up lines on each other last year for fun. =P silly girl

you're not my FH....

12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,944
Nolonegrusedaccount

ENOUGH WITH THE FOOD COME ONS! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M HORNY OR HUNGRY ANYMORE!!!!!!

12/18/2008 #2,945
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

12/18/2008 #2,946
Lyssa Lunatique

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

edit

Hahah, Uke.

12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,947
Caecilia

lol, Gobs.

You've been a badboy. Go to my room, NOW!

12/18/2008 #2,948
Lyssa Lunatique

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

12/18/2008 #2,949
Caecilia

Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd really like to tap that **.

12/18/2008 #2,950
Nolonegrusedaccount

Well, it's not food come ons anymore...

::EDIT::

Claimed in the name of hot, slightly forbidden love interests (Wow, that sounds so corny when you see it in type)!

12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,951
Caecilia

0.o

12/18/2008 #2,952
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Baby, did you fart, 'cause you blew me away!

:D

12/18/2008 #2,953
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Rawr.

12/18/2008 #2,954
Engineer of Words

I wish I was a viking.

I would much enjoy pillaging, burning, and raping women.

12/18/2008 #2,955
Caecilia

Lyssa, that was great XD

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for ya Booty! ARGH.

12/18/2008 #2,956
Lyssa Lunatique

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!!

(p.s I think this should be a whole separate forum. World's greatest pickup lines, haha, like our list, Cae)

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There's your food one, Uke, haa.

12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,957
Caecilia

;P You know it!

You must be a magnet, because it looks like you're attracted to my buns of steel.

lol, "Things You Should Never Hear At A Real Bar"

12/18/2008 #2,958
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first...

OH NO! I'M CHOKING! I NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH, QUICK! ... But that one only works on non-lifeguards.

12/18/2008 #2,959
Caecilia

pfffft.....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.

12/18/2008 #2,960
Lyssa Lunatique

Yeah! I like it!

Actually, I would definitly go with a guy if they had the guts to say any of these, hahaah

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

12/18/2008 #2,961
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Really like your peaches... and I wanna shake your tree...

12/18/2008 #2,962
Caecilia

*gasping for air* LYSSA. omg... bwahahahahha XD that's too great.

See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute.

12/18/2008 #2,963
Engineer of Words

If I pretend I'm a safe, will you give me a **?

XDDDD

12/18/2008 #2,964
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

12/18/2008 #2,965
Lyssa Lunatique

Haha nice.

Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

12/18/2008 #2,966
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

We're like Little Caesers.. hot and ready...

Kay, my well is quickly running dry D:

12/18/2008 #2,967
Lyssa Lunatique

Hahah or:

How about you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

12/18/2008 #2,968
Caecilia

hmmmm.....

12/18/2008 #2,969
Engineer of Words

Try this...

You. Me. Right now. Storage Closet.

12/18/2008 #2,970
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