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![]() Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten-I-see.... 12/18/2008 #2,941 |
![]() You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime. 12/18/2008 #2,942 |
![]() *cough @ Cae* I heard that on Hannah Montana earlier today when my sister was watching it o.0 Hey look, I'm Bellz! o.0 12/18/2008 #2,943 |
![]() Do you have overdue books? Cause you have Fiiiinneee written all over you... ∆ 0.o really? Wow... a friend used that one on me. We used pick-up lines on each other last year for fun. =P silly girl you're not my FH.... 12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,944 |
![]() ENOUGH WITH THE FOOD COME ONS! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M HORNY OR HUNGRY ANYMORE!!!!!! 12/18/2008 #2,945 |
![]() Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 12/18/2008 #2,946 |
![]() I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! edit Hahah, Uke. 12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,947 |
![]() lol, Gobs. You've been a badboy. Go to my room, NOW! 12/18/2008 #2,948 |
![]() Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? 12/18/2008 #2,949 |
![]() Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd really like to tap that **. 12/18/2008 #2,950 |
![]() Well, it's not food come ons anymore... ::EDIT:: Claimed in the name of hot, slightly forbidden love interests (Wow, that sounds so corny when you see it in type)! 12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,951 |
![]() 0.o 12/18/2008 #2,952 |
![]() Baby, did you fart, 'cause you blew me away! :D 12/18/2008 #2,953 |
![]() Rawr. 12/18/2008 #2,954 |
![]() I wish I was a viking. I would much enjoy pillaging, burning, and raping women. 12/18/2008 #2,955 |
![]() Lyssa, that was great XD I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for ya Booty! ARGH. 12/18/2008 #2,956 |
![]() Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!! (p.s I think this should be a whole separate forum. World's greatest pickup lines, haha, like our list, Cae) edit There's your food one, Uke, haa. 12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,957 |
![]() ;P You know it! You must be a magnet, because it looks like you're attracted to my buns of steel. lol, "Things You Should Never Hear At A Real Bar" 12/18/2008 #2,958 |
![]() If you were a booger, I'd pick you first... OH NO! I'M CHOKING! I NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH, QUICK! ... But that one only works on non-lifeguards. 12/18/2008 #2,959 |
![]() pfffft..... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK. 12/18/2008 #2,960 |
![]() Yeah! I like it! Actually, I would definitly go with a guy if they had the guts to say any of these, hahaah You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you. 12/18/2008 #2,961 |
![]() Really like your peaches... and I wanna shake your tree... 12/18/2008 #2,962 |
![]() *gasping for air* LYSSA. omg... bwahahahahha XD that's too great. See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute. 12/18/2008 #2,963 |
![]() If I pretend I'm a safe, will you give me a **? XDDDD 12/18/2008 #2,964 |
![]() The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 12/18/2008 #2,965 |
![]() Haha nice. Nice shoes. Wanna f***? 12/18/2008 #2,966 |
![]() We're like Little Caesers.. hot and ready... Kay, my well is quickly running dry D: 12/18/2008 #2,967 |
![]() Hahah or: How about you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. 12/18/2008 #2,968 |
![]() hmmmm..... 12/18/2008 #2,969 |
![]() Try this... You. Me. Right now. Storage Closet. 12/18/2008 #2,970 |
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