Okay, no idea what this is? Well, here I go to explain; You see, this here is a thread dedicated to REAL military acronyms that, at best just don't make sense and, at worst make your military seem like some god/deity is having too much fun making it the butt of some cosmic joke or something.

To give you an idea, I'll go first:

R.A.N-Royal Australian Navy.

Don't see the humor? Don't become a sniper, then.

However, this isn't just military branches, but for equipment/weapons/titles too. So, share with us the acronyms that make you wonder if the guys on high had correct intel when they wrote it out.

Here`s one:

DAISY- Disposal Automated Information System

and, DANTES: Defence Activity for Non-Traditional Education Support

Oh, oh...

DICASS: Directional Command Active Sonobuoy System

...O_O...

BWA HAHAHA!

I like the last one...pfft!

Who`d have thought? The military... well, damn...

WARM- Wartime Reserve Mode

warm...

ASLEEP- Automatic Low Energy Electron Probe

CRUD- Corrosive Radioactive Undetermined Deposit

This one's more honest than anything-

Pulsed Energy Projectile- PEP

F.U.B.A.R- F**ed Up Beyond All recognition

S.N.A.F.U- Situation Normal All F**ed UP

T.O.W

Tube launched Opticly tracked Wire guided missile system

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