He flinched, "Settle down. It seems that you are no better, to keep such a fixed opinion on them." he said, twitching slightly.

She shook her head at him, deciding to ignore the conversation and start walking again.

((Wow... that Blackstone guy is a nut! :D))

((If it's attention he wants, then he most certainly got it. I agree with you and Minion. It's best not to give these people attention unless they say something with actual use, and even then, there is no need to be so harsh. Perhaps we should have a character critiquing page or something where people, if they want, can put their characters up... I dunno. =P Brain isn't functioning properly at the moment... XP))

He followed after her, eyebrows raising, "It's true. You shouldn't be so narrow minded. Otherwise you're just like them."

"I'm not narrow-minded, I've been around you this long, haven't I?" she teased then shrugged, "But I'm not. Just prejudice against them. That's all."

((A critiquing page would probably only invite sicko's like him along... besides, I hate my characters being bashed :D I'm selfish. *shrug* just speak to him rationally and in a well-thought-out way and it should annoy him eventually. Lol.))

((I'm off to bed. G'night.))

"Which is code for 'narrow-minded'." He corrected, grinning slightly, "And you stay because you like me. I do recall you saying that you did." His step had developed a small spring to it.

((Same here. =P Pointless bashing is annoying. And the critiquing of characters themselves is useless. (Edit, realised that I just... erm, what's the word... contradicted myself? Yeah. I think that's it. Well I suggested that having a character critiquing page could be for people who want comments on the character. Like what they think make them interesting and civil discussion over the character [I think there is already a forum dedicated to that.] ... Not actual "Your characters suck for X reason". =P) And yes, we should be speaking to him rationally and sensibly. Throwing insults is merely adding fuel to the flame, so to speak. ._. And good night!))

She waved a hand at him, hiding a smile and kept on walking.

"Does that make you happy, Azor?" she asked with a smile at him, "That I like you?"

((Lol. Funniness incarnate :D))

He nodded and shrugged, "Of course. It is always a nice thing to be liked." He sighed, "But it's not as nice when your friend is a narrow-minded self-hating witch."

"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not a witch? You know that." she said with a scowl, "And I'm not self-hating, nor narrow-minded. Narrow minded would infer an intolerance of other races, species and differences. I simply don't like uptight elves who hold themselves above others simply because of their ancestry."

"That's what narrow-minded is, Teela. Or, if you don't want me to use that word, I could always say that you're racist." He smirked.

"No. I'm not racist either. Would you please stop trying to categorise me. I have no problem with my own race. It's certain elements of it that annoy me."

He raised his eyebrows, still smirking, "Categorise?" He asked, amused, "If you wish. I'll just let you drift in your own little world then, Teela. Hm, and certain elements?" He toyed with his hair, "Pray tell."

She rolled her eyes,

"I already explained which elements I deset and I refuse to do so again." she paused for a moment then sighed dejectedly, "I sound like you." she wailed.

He smirked, "Good. Soon your transformation will be complete and then no one will be able to stop me." He took a deep breath, "Ah, what a lovely morning to wake up."

Teela shuddered at the thought and shook her head,

"You're horrid." she mumbled and started walking again, hoping to leave him behind.

He easily matched her stride, "Where would you be hurrying off to, dear Teela?"

She groaned and shot him a look,

"I was attempting to get away from you, you know."

"Yes. Why? But where are you running to?" He pressed.

"Just... away!" she exclaimed with a frown, making shoo motions at him, "Go on, run off to be the lord or whatever."

He blinked, stopping suddenly, "... Yes, I should get to doing that... being lord..." His face fell and he turned heel, "If you want you may help me. I suppose I can tolerate you for another hour or so."

She laughed, shaking her head at him,

"And what may that entail, my Lord?"

"Giving me advice. Putting things where they should be." He waved his hand in a flippant manner, "General help."

"Wow... You'd... take my advice?' she asked slowly, not sure he was being serious.

He shrugged, "It would depend. If it's stupid, then I won't."

"And what would constitute as stupid?" Teela sighed.

"Oh, just general stupidity. It's hard to think of anything exact at this moment in time." He looked at her expectantly, "What say you?"

"I say... I'll attempt to avoid general stupidity and grace you with my presence." she retorted dryly.

"Good. Glad to hear it. Shall we head to the study, peasant?"

Teela scowled, looking around for a stick. She grinned when she spotted one and headed for it, imagining his head connecting with it.

He shrugged when she started to walk away, "I expect to see you in my study after you have finished whatever you are going to do." He waved her off.

((O_o LOL!))

She grabbed the stick, grumbling to herself then sighed, taking a deep breath and dropped it again, following Azor,

"Fine." she mumbled.

He smirked, hearing the stick drop, "Thank you." He said calmly. Then upon re-entering his room 'twixt study, he sat himself down and stretched before flicking through some papers, "First item: Whether or not Teela is a rascist hypocrite." He hummed to himself.

"Ugh!" she rolled her eyes at him, scowling, "You really are horrid."

He nodded, "Well you did say that I don't smile enough--or something like that. And now I'm smiling, yet you're still not happy. Unbelievable." He continued humming as his eyes scanned a certain document, "Hn... people are complaining... whining..." He flicked through some more papers, "Theives. Theives complaining." He sighed, "... They say they want a new governor." He turned to her, "What... do you think?"

((Hm, maybe someone can say that they saw smoke coming from Saitek. Do you want Teela to know about the seige or do we not worry about it?))

"Well... What sort of theives... and who's their current... Lord?" she asked with a small frown, ignoing his previous remarks.

((Sounds like a plan... but the others are going on a quest now... somewhere else...))

((Um... if they get back? I dunno. :P ))

He gave her a dry glare, "Me." He deadpanned, spreading his arms and tilting his head, "Your lord and master."

((*shrug* meh!))

Teela rolled her eyes again, "Yes... well... that explains it then."

He glared, "Oh ha-ha. What do you suggest then?"

She shrugged,

"I don't have a clue. WHy is it they want a new Lord?"

His eyes narrowed as he continued reading. "Because," He drawled, scowling, "I have been gallavanting off with some woman and not paying attention to my duties as lord."

"Well... don't I feel special." she mumbled, "So what are you supposed to do as Lord?"

He grunted at her response, "Make sure the food is shipped correctly, make sure that the people are paid accordingly, deal with problems, protect the people." He said simply, "... It also seems that there are rumours spreading that I have a..." He bit his lip, "Wife." He growled and scrunched the paper up before proceeding to wave it wildly in her face, "This is your fault! Now they want to get rid of me! Aurgh!"

"Why would they want to get rid of you just because you have awife?" she asked, "And all that Lord-ly stuff doesn't sound so bad."

He shook his head, taking a deep breath to calm down, "But I'm paying more attention to you than the people, apparently." He sighed.

"Well... then... pay attention to them...." she suggested with a shrug.

((G'night))

((Hullooooooo? Is you breathing?))

((Ahh, sorry, but I'm back. :) Sorryyy!))

"That... would be a good idea. But they're..." His face crinkled, "Annoying. I think you'd get along well with them. But regardless..." He sighed, "Wait, let me start again--How are you, Teela, woman of dreams, apple of my eye, sunshine of my life?" He smiled for a brief second.

Teela blinked then narrowed her eyes at him warily,

"Why are you smiling? You never smile..."

((OMG! Its YOU! :D))

((AHHH! YOU! XP))

Azor shrugged, "It's not a crime and I don't see anything wrong with it," He brought a thoughtful hand up to his chin, "Though I do understand where you are coming from. You're just not used to people with as much brilliance as myself showing such magnificence. I'll stop then, if it bothers you that much." It was quick and to blink was to miss it, but Azor's face swiftly pulled itself into a scowl, "Better?" His tone hadn't changed but his eyes had gravitated to a particularly redundant letter that lay open before him. Reading, thinking and listening for a reply. Ha! Azor had no doubt that he was the King of Multi-tasking.

Rolling her eyes at him, Teela sighed,

"Maybe that's why your people are complaining." she murmured, looking down to his letter curiously, "Not so much." she answered him.

((hiya))

He smiled again for another brief second before his expression plunged into listlessness, "Perhaps." Plucking a pen from his desk draw he quickly signed the letter and shoved it into a slowly growing heap at one end of the desk, "But regardless, I don't see how 'Evil Neighbour Stealing Chickens' relates to me." He was silent for a while, then said, "Not so much? Not so much what? I have a lot of everything, you know. What do you mean?"

((He's not with it right now... :P And heya.))

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