Pams

Amps

Oooh, you in trouble DumbDumb, you better run run, from Attila the Hun Hun

See you later DumbDumb

heh, Maps, The December Boys!!

QUIET!!!! My Dumb dumb want to speak :-)

Stop!...

Hammer Time

(hehe, i have this song on my ipod! how cool xD

... xD... )

Konichiwa

I'm tired

..And there are a pair of bright red chopsticks sitting on my desk..

I believe they are from the instant noodles I had earlier..

How..interesting.

...

spam stands for special ham

it was created when ham raped a lollipop

while watching night of the living dead

on a waterbed with piranhas.

if a waterbed had piranhas, wouldn't they eat through the plastic, subsequently feasting on whomever has the unfortune to lay on there?

*types furiously*

*stops typing while daydreaming about kinapping an unsuspecting maiden and riding off into the sunset on a slice of cheese*

cheese gets moldy.

mold comes to life and chokes aforementioned unsuspecting maiden.

unsuspecting maiden yells for help, but cheese obsessed author is too busy obsessing about cheese to listen.

maiden is covered fully by mold, which invades her mind, causing her to morph into a lame mold-themed villan.

the adventures of cheese obsessed wimpy boy vs. lame mold-themed villan!

the adventures of cheese obsessed wimpy boy vs. spam

cheese obsessed wimpy boy stars in.......(cue drumroll).........the case of the missing sock

holy ** thats a lot of cheese

headlines: cheese obsessed wimpy boy dies in tragic case of hypothermia. mother reportedly says "i told you to put both socks".

Oh dear, that poor lollipop! Is it okay?

.... I cannot believe FP let you post that word, heh lol

lame mold-themed villan has a new archenemy.

DAMPRID.

rape. rape. rapes. raping. rape-o-meter. RAPE.

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