thats really lame

The FP sensor has issues

does it actually sensor?

i know obscenities are banned, but i didn't know you were prevented from posting them.

look above, you really think I wrote ***?

my turn!

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*claps hands while giggling manically*

now, back to my quest to gain control of the harem.

french people who eat ordinary toast are unpatriotic.

*sigh* children

... rofl

chuck norris kills people just by looking at them.

my harem!

*proceeds to do happy dance while customers cower in fear*

customers.....

of your harem?

yes. the ones i have lured in, only to kidnap them and feed off their terror.

I see... smart

hehe, ellipsis

he loves pudding even more than his wife.

well who wouldnt?

the lactose intolerant. his wife.

spam

Corned beef.

beefed corn.

Maize

corn on steroids. people with strange accents that mow lawns while wearing sombreros.

GM Spam

financapocalypse

chuck norris eats lestat for dinner.

lestat, now residing in chuck norris' innards, is too busy interrupting the story to do a detailed description of his clothing to think about getting out.

XD

i still love you, lestat *hugs chuck norris' midsection while bestowing it with adoring gazes*

*attempting to control blood loss with mop after receiving roundhouse kick to the face*

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