You can't save me! I'll slow you down! Just keep walking and carry me with you!

Birgin!

Selfish, hopeless birgin. My poor harem.

*glares at coke. sniffles.*

no where am i supposed to find terror to feed on?

Maybe if you're good I'll lend you some of my harem - I certainly have enough xD

Besides, I'm the main pimp terror sucking being here :P

they should have pimpology classes in college.

the circumference of the ideal pimp cane.

the physics of the perfect ** slap.

how many gaudy hats are too many? (normal people's equivalent of theology)

Bahaha xD

I'd so get honours for that course :D

So would you :P

If pimp A does the pimpette of pimp B, who is doing the pimpette of pimp A, what is the most tactical move for Pimp C to make? Because on the how to write examples book, rule 1 is to make sure nothing makes sense or is workable!

Yes, I've been studying =='

pimp C puts grenades in both pimp A and Bs' gaudy hats. they both combust. he goes back to his harem.

Indeed! Pimp C sure is smart for a pimp! Must be why he chose to be pimp C - pimp A and B are always getting into strife, those rowdy two..

Die, 403, Die.

plans to eliminate 403

hold a seance

hire an exorcist

bribe it with lemon pudding

give coke a band-aid if she kills it (such a pretty band-aid, coke...............)

Only if it has the wiggles on it :P

And I'll kill tomorrow, its 1am over here, I should be asleep, or at least staring at a blank wall :D

Bye for real!

*took shower. fell asleep (in shower). awoke. tried to get up. slipped. succeeded in getting out. realized i haven't used soap yet. repeated. and rinsed.*

owie.

Eww, Coke, I hope by wiggles you mean worms

*gasp* You have water, woooooow.

i know. i also have this magic box that shows pretty pictures, but i forgot what it's called.

ooooh, pretty pictures?

(hehe, man in magic box go speakyspeaky)

the speakyspeaky man tells me to go forth and buy cheetos. must comply.

no! RESIST RESIST

heh, door buying frenzy

*pictures vast array of multicoloured doors in lola's bedroom*

this really cute incompetent salesperson made me buy tampons in bulk. there are no alternative uses for tampons!

... i just imagined my room as that huge warehouse type thing in monsters inc.

well obviously you have never seen She's the Man

wow. his real name is james kirk.

so she thought i was a woman, or she convinced me to buy them so she can steal them from me later, saving money on a year's worth of feminine hygiene products?

maybe she thought you were one of the boyfriends sent out of get such products

as if. extra heavy with ultra leak protection is much too crude for her gentle (translation: nonexistent) frame.

its your fault for being so damn gullible, maybe you just look like the type stupid enough to buy something you wont need

*gasps at profanity. lola said a bad word!hehe FP bypass.*

haven't you bought something utterly useless due to convincing advertising?

*thinks*... I've bought a few really crappy movies because the cover looked good and they were cheap

shun the sensible person. SHUN. SHUN.

I just don't have that much money to throw away on things I will clearly never have a use for, honestly, there are just too many books to buy

what if i have a botched surgery and become a hermaphrodite? i'll be prepared.

yes, you must be prepared for all situations. maybe you'll get kidnapped by those Face Off people!!

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