Author - jbfbam

Title - A little fun

Rating - M

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2704615/1/A_little_fun

My first actual attempt at a story so i hope you like it. Very likely to make it into an actual story with each chapter being a challenge entry.

Here's my new story. It's similar to the "Ten Simple Rules". I was really stuck for ideas! I have written another story so if you don't like this one just let me know.

Title - Katie's Life Lessons

Rating - K

Link - http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2705355/1/Katies_Life_Lessons

Enjoy :D

Title: My Grandma's Gone Loony!

Rating: K+

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2707075/1/My_Grandmas_Gone_Loony

:)

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS OF THE FIRST MONTH OF COMPETITION, RANGYPSY AND RANDUMM.

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY RANDUMM IS:

The Whatever is so Last Week Challenge.

Must feature one of the following objects;

A melted lipstick

ONE high heel

A tiny calender

Must contain one of the following quotes;

"Dude you're so stupid."

“You are sooo yesterday.”

“That shade looks horrible on you. I mean... great...”

Must have one of the following characters;

A dog called Yooooop,

A gypsy

A grandmother

Good luck to anyone who accepts ranDUMM's challenge!

No-one has PM-ed me about next week's challenge - so if you have a challenge, or you're willing to make one, just post it here saying so, or PM me or Fleur! (:

The current challenge [The Whatever is so Last Week Challenge] is the SECOND week in the SECOND month of competition.

Ohk. Here is my challenge.

Title: The Gypsy's Jig

Rating: K

Summary: A visit to a gypsy solves some co-ordination problems of mine.

I'm finally happy with this.

Title: Skies are Blue

Rating: K+

Summary: Will works in a bookstore, leading an ordinary, mundane day-to-day existence; he secretly dreams about the girl who comes into the store every week. But, little does he know, on a normal day much like any other, his life is going to take a drastic turn.

Link: Here

Is there a challenge this week? I'll write one if no one else wants to do one.

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY RAINGYPSY IS:

The ‘What was I thinking’ Challenge.

So, I thought I would make this an easier challenge. It can be any genre, length, etc.

The only things it must feature is;

The quote, “What was I thinking?”

A character with the initials P.P and

some form of mysterious stranger.

Feel free to change it or not use it. It's not very good.

Good luck to anyone who accepts Raingypsy's challenge!

No-one has PM-ed me about next week's challenge - so if you have a challenge, or you're willing to make one, just post it here saying so, or PM me or Fleur! (:

The current challenge [The What Was I Thinking Challenge] is the THIRD week in the SECOND month of competition.

Aren't I impressive! I've just finished the challenge. Actually it's probably more the fact that I have no life. :D

Title - Renaldo Public

Rating - T (nothing real bad, just to be safe)

Link - Renaldo Public

Summary - Penny Pinto is not exactly thrilled at the arrival of a mysterious stranger.

Enjoy :D

Sorry it's a little late, but things have been hectic recently.

Title: Danse Macabre

Rating: T

Summary: Gail, a teenager in the middle of a tense situation at home, tries to find meaning in a dark world through her poetry.

Link: Here

(I could write the next challenge, if no one else wants to.)

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY SHEPHERD NERD IS:

The Hard Sell Challenge

Must feature one of the following objects:

A roll of paper towels

A stuffed bear

A vase

Must contain one of the following quotes:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“And if you buy now, we’ll throw in a free soap dispenser!”

“Are we there yet?”

Must have one of the following characters:

A salesman

A toddler

A ninja

Good luck to anyone who accepts Shepherd Nerd's challenge!

No-one has PM-ed me about next week's challenge - so if you have a challenge, or you're willing to make one, just post it here saying so, or PM me or Fleur! (:

The current challenge [The Cheesy Quotes Challenge] is the FOURTH week in the SECOND month of competition.

Title: My Cute Toddler

Rating: K

Summary: A boy with his stuffed bear; for The Lounge challenge.

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2714644/1/My_Cute_Toddler

Yes, it's short. Yes, it isn't a proper story. I'm sorry :(

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TOP ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE.

And I am nice :) So, for any of you who missed any of the last FOUR challenges, and wish to write a fic, you have this week to write one! :D I'm nice.

THEREFORE: THIS MONTH WILL HAVE FIVE WEEKS IN IT [the last four weeks plus this week], AND THE NEXT MONTH WILL HAVE THREE [the next three weeks after this one, until October].

The next challenge is being done by nainaaa.

Here's my attempt at the challenge... It's for one a few weeks back (RanDUMM gave me permission, okay?)

Authour: ForeverBehindTheImpression (that's me!)

Title: Stilettos and Lipstick.

Summary: "I'm covered in freaking dirt because you refuse to leave your precious car!" To which he replied... “I know, that shade looks horrible on you.” Can they make something out of a roadtrip gone wrong? Oneshot

Prompt: A dog called Yoooop, a melted lipstick, one shoe, "That shade looks horrible on you" "You are so stupid"

Link: SaL

:D :D :D :D Read it!

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY RANDUMM IS:

The ‘FAR OUT!’ Challenge.

Must feature one of the following objects:

A mangled pink tiara

A computer stuck in a _____

An elastic band as big as a house

Must feature one of the following quotes:

"FAR OUT! DON'T PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT MY ____ WHEN YOU DON'T!!"

"Please, please believe me! It WAS an accident!!"

"Well hello Professor Morgenhorfen."

Must feature one of the following characters:

A mythical creature [like Loch Ness monster, Big Foot, Cinderella, etc.] NOTE* It has to be the ACTUAL character, don't mention it in a book or something.

Profesor Morgenhorfer, a scientist brought back from the dead.

A clown

Good luck to anyone who accepts ranDUMM's challenge!

HighOnBrokenWings is doing the next challenge :)

The current challenge [The "FAR OUT!" Challenge] is the FIRST week in the THIRD month of competition.

I will be putting a poll up about the stories for last month's comp for you guys to vote in :)

Ok! Here's my challenge.

Title: Happily Ever After?

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2724637/1/Happily_Ever_After

Summary: A tiara, a ball, a Prince Charming and a very upset Cinderella. Some fairytales are just not meant to be.

Rating: T (Just for one swear word)

Enjoy!

Here's my entry!

Title: Dance in the Moonlight

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2725069/1/Dance_in_the_Moonlight

Summary: Professor Morgenhorfer always hated dances. But in an attempt to get away from it all, she is followed by a stranger and is soon found dancing in the moonlight.

Rating: T (just in case :P)

Enjoy ;)

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY HIGHONBROKENWINGS IS:

The Fabulous Pickup Challenge.

Must include at least ONE of the following characters:

A girl/woman that lives her life by horoscopes

A boy/man that never leaves his house

A child/teenager that goes to the same park, same time, everyday

Must include at least ONE of the following cheesy pickup lines (Whether its used as a pickup line or not):

“My love for you is like diarrhoea I just cant hold it in.”

“Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It’s just that...your numbers not in it.”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

Must include at least TWO of the following things:

An afro

A massive swing-set with only one swing

A lush field filled with nothing but grass

A cloud in an odd shape

A broken finger

Good luck to anyone who accepts HighOnBrokenWings's challenge!

Raingypsy is doing the next challenge!

The current challenge [The Fabulous Pickup Challenge] in the SECOND week in the THIRD month of competition.

Title: Stuck

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2729378/1/

Summary: A man who hasn't left his house in the last twenty four years. Lounge challenge.

Rating: K+

Title: Mr Green Shirt

Link: Mr Green Shirt

Summary: All you need is a bit of faith, right? Who said horoscopes were dodgy?

Rating: T ( Just incase)

Title: Damnation of an Afro

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2729416/1/Damnation_of_an_Afro

Summary: A man about the age of 20 who has never experienced anything outside the four walls of his house. Alone and miserable. He drifts himself of to his fantasy world. Find out what lurks there and it might just tickle your laughter.

Rating: K+

IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO ENTER THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE BY RAINGYPSY IS:

The Sweet and Salty Challenge.

This weeks challenge must contain the following;

A jar of tartare sauce

OR a bag of fairy floss

OR several rotting banana's

AND

a basketball stadium

OR a secluded cottage in the wilderness

OR a fast-paced city hospital

AND the words; sweet and salty.

Good luck to anyone who accepts Raingypsy's challenge :D :D

No-one is doing the next challenge, so PM either me or Fleur if you want to do it :)

The current challenge [The Sweet and Salty Challenge] is the THIRD week in the THIRD month of competition.

DUE TO A LACK OF PARTICIPANTS, THE WEEKLY CHALLENGES HAVE BEEN ABANDONED FOR THE NEAR FUTURE. THEY WILL ONCE AGAIN BE, REINSTATED, FEAR NOT!

A NEW CHALLENGE IS BEING POSTED! IT IS...

THE SPECIAL CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE!

You will be given THREE prompts, quotes, characters and locations. You must pick ONE from each of those. There is a also a special THEME for the challenge, which everyone should follow.

PROMPTS:

Candy Cane

Fairy Lights

Christmas Card/s

QUOTES:

"Christmas Eve is too far away... I can't wait that long!"

"You're breaking up with me... on Christmas..?"

"THAT GNOME SHOULD NOT ENTER THIS HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS!"

CHARACTERS:

Santa Claus's evil twin brother.

An elf disguised as a human.

A butcher named Kongo.

LOCATIONS:

North Pole.

The Chimney.

A street.

SPECIAL THEME:

It is a ruined Christmas, which has a happy ending.

THESE ARE THE THINGS YOU MUST INCLUDE; ONE PROMPT, LOCATION, QUOTE AND CHARACTER FROM EACH GROUP PLUS THE SPECIAL THEME.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THAT ENTER! :)

START DATE: 17/12/09

FINISH DATE: 31/12/09

[tell me if you need an extension]

WHEN YOU HAVE WRITTEN YOUR STORY, SEND IT TO ME OR POST IT IN THIS TOPIC WITH THE USUAL CRITERIA :)

People entering:

ranDUMM [done]

MandiCandy [done]

HighOnBrokenWings [done]

Altevriel [done]

XxFirexIcexX (extension)

Raingypsy [done]

QueenAlla

Shepherd Nerd [done]

Sorry again! The above poster is me! Just a different account. But can I still enter? :)

Yup! I added your name to the list :D

Title: A Not So Merry Christmas

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2754324/1/A_Not_So_Merry_Christmas

Summary: Tayene wishes for her childhood dream to come true; instead, her nightmare begins to unfold. Can she find out the true meaning of Christmas before the Christmas spirit is ruined for everyone? For the Special Christmas Lounge Challenge..

Rating: K+

Title: O Holy Night

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2754565/1/O_Holy_Night

Summary: I was inspired by the song 'O Holy Night' and so I wrote this! About an old man... and his past, and his present?

Rating: K

(YES IT'S FINALLY FINISHED! =D)

Title: Last Christmas

Link: HERE

Rating: K+

Summary: About a man who hates christmas and his search for a turkey. Kind of?

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