Except for the fact that we won't know who you are unless you do introduce yourself, of course.

This is the part where you tell us who you are and some other things you think are interesting.

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Excuse me for not introducing myself previously.

My name is Matt, however you will also see me referred to as Interpol by people who frequent the other forums of this site.

With a little help from Jake, I founded this forum out of out a desire to cater to a demographic unappreciated on Fictionpress.

I'm a 19-year-old college student with an existential bent and a pen that cuts like a sword.

I don't get your reasoning, Dee, but I freaking love this place already.

I'm Gobs, I have a phone fetish, and Stitch is my homeboy.

This is the part where I say something witty and you think, "Hey, I like this chick."

"Hey, I like this chick..."

My name's Jake. I helped come up with the idea for this place. I don't care about you.

Read my stories, because I'm a damn good writer.

People call me Lassie. I hate hippies, animekids and girl scouts.

*skips in*

Well I'm Bubbles. Most my writing is as sweet as cotton candy and I'm generally a happy person! I think I'll fit right it in :P

Bitches call me Dee. I be all up 'n down dem streets makin' dat extra change like you know.

Holla, mofucka.

XD I forgot to do this earlier...

HOLLA I BE OTAKU! :D

Be aware that there is, in fact a difference between an otaku and an animekid.

I like visciously raping pages with the word "bump", bitching about my mp3 player, and using emoticons to a disturbingly high degree.

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...I'm Fay. Or Pyro. I'm pretty sure.

I also happen to be in a heavy state of shock, because my stalkee disappeared off the face of the earth. (To me, at least, because I don't have Facebook.) I am a hippie- or hippie-spawn, which is the same thing if you don't feel the need to rebel against your parents. I have an army of bunny minions stolen and bred from Monty Python stock.

I am here because, apparently, there is nothing better to do in the middle of the night during major writer's block and caffeine overload.

Hi. My name's Nate.

I hate Communists, police officers, politicians, gun grabbers, businessmen, and Twilight. Twilight most of all.

I love reading, writing, the outdoors, history, and Emma.

I'm also a manogamous man and very devoted to my bonnie lass. If that means I have to rip your liver out and feed it to my dog for insulting her honour . . . so be it.

Hmmm...I like it.

Okay this seems like a good place to not give a F*ck about anyone else's opinions just speak freely and don't give a sh** if sh** is taken the wrong way. Very liberating.

I can be called QB (Queen Bitch) and please don't use any other name from other places because it would be the softer side of me. I am kick ass IRL, and fighting is just something I have had to do. Yeah, grown men don't stand a chance in the face of a frying pan or butcher knife.

Hopefully I can visit to let off steam or just pop in to give my two cents....since this place has no rules.

Likes dat.....^_^

I swear I found this place completely by happenstance.

I am Stardust, known otherwise as Vesq or Emma.

I write darkly, but I'm afraid that I haven't written anything original for about three months. I wish to throw my vampire story under the bus again, it's three o'clock in the fucking morning, and I'm making a theory- The more you feel like a drawing of Tim Burton's, the more you look like one.

Seriously, guys- My eyes are popping right out of my head, I think I have shadows under my eyes, and my hair (Though not yet blue) is messed up.

And nobody gives a fuck, and frankly I wouldn't give a fuck if they did.

I hope there's not a goddamn motherfucking censor in this forum...

I'm here...

Im Daniel, and I love reading, writing, playing guitar amongst other things.

I hate Nazis, Salvador Dali and, as Nate said, Twilight.

I find Kim Jong Il funny.

Hi.

Mmm, I think I freaking love this place.

Name's Amber, most people call me Red. I'll give a gold star to the genius who can guess why.

I've been told I'm sarcastic, but I'll let you form your own opinions. I'm very open-minded.

When I get a cut, I tend to lick it. If the cut is somewhat deep, I'll clamp my mouth on it until I can clean it and bandage it. I've done it since I was a kid and it really disturbs a lot of people.

I abhor Twilight. Stephenie Meyer is a twit and her characters are Mary Sues and Gary Stus. I like to imagine that the other vampires out there would like to gang up on Ms. Meyer's vampies and teach them how to be real vampires.

I didn't introduce myself when this started?

Well, shame on me.

I'm going to stick with my RG nick - Austen - cause I've sort of grown attached to it I guess.

And I wasn't planning on doing much of a spiel, cause I suck at self-evaluation, but I couldn't help noticing Lucina/Amber/Red's introductory tidbit:

When I get a cut, I tend to lick it. If the cut is somewhat deep, I'll clamp my mouth on it until I can clean it and bandage it. I've done it since I was a kid and it really disturbs a lot of people.

And I have to admit, I do that sort of thing too, and I also get people around me freaking out when I do it (funniest time that ever happened was when two vampire obsessed goth friends of mine went totally squeamish - so much for bloodsucking being their thing :P)

What's with that?

Anyway...

*snorts* I've had that happen too. It's kind of pathetic, if you ask me.

If I see a wound, bandaged or not, I ask how it happened. I like to laugh at some of the stupid things that people do to wind up with nasty wounds.

Example: The other day at work I noticed one of my regular customers had a heavily bandaged right hand. When she got to the counter, I asked what had happened and she told me she burned it on a coffee pot. An industrial one at that (she works at a hotel). She lifted the pot and was carrying it then realized it was hot and spilled some of it on her hand. She wound up with second degree burns. If not for one of her co-workers' quick-thinking, she would have had third degree burns.

The moral: Always approach a coffee pot with the assumption that it is hot, lest you desire to cook your hands.

Well I'm J.K Mason a very authorish name haha. But most people call me sponge. Don't ask i connot remember it started back in nursery school so........

anyways.......i hate poorly executed cliches, sheep(not the animal just people) and have a general dislike for twilight an the inheritance series....actually its me of a tolerance.

I like to think I'm diverse in my interests and music tastes and that i don't judge heavily on first impressions. that's all i can be arses to put. I'm Also lazy :)

btw is the starter of this topis a listener of Bring Me The Horizon by any chance?

~sponge~

Heard you were trying to revive this from the dead, I've been wondering if it was active, haha.

My name's Emily, I'm a 20 year old University student in the US studying English and Creative Writing, plus German and Women Studies--so I plan to make writing my future.

Hm, what else? I love music, punk music mostly, the Dead Kennedy's, ect. I'm a feminist, I fucking hate Twilight and recently my main woman character decided to bash a vampire's head in using a stove top burner.

Hello anyone who's still out there!

Hi to anyone who's introduced themselves, and who has yet to.

This forum is, contrary to popular belief, still alive.

[Will be more so after I finish fall semester and work on finding people to frequent the place.]

This fourm makes me feel like im rebeling against something I dont know about.

The name's Jahsei

I saw Some Anime haters somewhere up here. I dont mind.

Im a Die hard yaoi anime fan girl.

I've seen so much shit it'd make you blush and turn your head

Twilight AND 2012 Sucked so much shit. I dont Know why its so damn popular.

I reads, I write, and I cant spell for shit on most days. Thank god for spell check

Welcome Jahsei, I feel as though this thread attracts those who all hate Twilight--good.

Ha i totally agree Emily. This board is still alive and kicking. We can bring it from the dead. muahaha

I'm Spades. You can call me Miki if you want me to give you a really dirty look, and you can call me Mikayla if you want to die.

I'm Pyro's stalkee, and I'm VERY sorry for dissapearing ma love! I'm back now!

I write a lot of romance. Sue me, I'm a teenage girl.

I've been described as ape shit crazy, naive, stubborn, and I've been called a bitch on numerous occasions, I take it as a compliment now.

I hardly ever finish a story, most of my writing never makes it on fictionpress, and when it does I take months re-editting a chapter. I don't concider myself a good writer but all my friends seem to, so *shrug*

Hey. I'm Alex, and have been nicknamed Scribbles at the RG. I'm currently watching Skycaptain and the World of Tomorrow, of all movies.

Jude Law is sexy as absolutle fuck, which is why I loved Sherlock Holmes, even if it wasn't the best movie. This forum seems pretty sweet.

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