Suntha: o______________O

Alastair: *snorts*

Renny: *facepalm* Okay, forget I said that.

Lucian: LOL. XDD

Alastair: *snerk* Smooth, man. Really smooth. Heh.

Sapphire: Ummm...Malcolm, change the subject!

Malcolm: I didn't even have anything to do with this!

Sapphire: Just say something random!

Malcolm: ...Fancy tuna? O_o

Lucian: Fancy tuna?! XD That is random!

Me: Hey, point is, Renny can be reaaaally retarded sometimes. And he's not the same kind of ladies' man as Al, he isn't dark and seductive, he's just cute and cheerful. XD So leave him alone.

Renny: *sweat drop* Yeah, I'm gonna have to work on that.

Alastair: *grins*

Suntha: Oh god, stop swelling his ego, please. And I like cute and cheerful ^.^

Me: lol

Renny: Yay! XD

Lucian: "Stop swelling his ego"? Okay! *turns to Al* You're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a human being! You weigh everyone down with your ignorance! In fact--

Lucida: DAD! -_- That's my job. Let him grin for a while, I'll bring him down eventually.

Alex: lol

Alastair: *grimace* Too late.

Suntha: Not what I meant -_-

Me: LOL.

Bertram: *snorts* Alastair, you need to grow up. C'mon, why are you still the same in the Free Chat o.o?!

Lucida: Dammit. I was looking forward to that.

Sapphire: Wow, that's mean. XDD Good thing I'm not that evil to my love.

Malcolm: Sure, you just order me around and flip me over when I take away your snacks. -_-

Sapphire: Exactly!

Alastair: *shakes his head* Anyway, Renny! If you want to sleep with my sister, you'll have to be the one who takes charge, because under that tough exterior, she's probably pretty nervous, plus, she's, ya know, BLIND, so it doesn't help matters. So don't be afraid to-

Suntha: Alastair, I really don't think you need to be talking to Renny about how to-

Bertram: CENSORS!

Me: lol

Renny: Psh. I know that already. -_- Being "active" is in my blood, you know?

Lucian: lol! I was wondering when it would break through. XD

Bertram: *facepalm*

Suntha: I knew that. Al is just an idiot.

Alastair: Hey D:!

Lucian: You just got served! Ha!

Sofia: *sigh*

Sapphire: HEY!! Does anyone want to see something amazing? XD

Alex: I DO!!

Suntha, Alastair and Bertram: *suspicious*

Me: YEAH! :D

Sapphire: *pulls out a Meowth* THIS THING! XDD

Malcolm: *sweat drop* She's...a little random today.

Lucian: *facepalm*

Me: *claps* Yay! X3

Suntha: Ooookaaay... *shakes head* *goes off to eat something*

Alastair: *frowns* Okay, so in Ollison, Suntha's eating a banana? Symbolism much?

Bertram: God, you're even more of a pervert than I was at your age.

Meowth: HEY!! PUT ME DOWN!! *squirming*

Sapphire: Isn't he the cutest?! XDD

Renny: *facepalm* Al, please shut up. I never make fun of your sex life, do I?

Alastair: *shrugs* I'm just saying.

Suntha: *headdesk*

Alastair: o_o where did that desk come from?!

Suntha: Al, just, please, shut up.

Alastair: .......

Suntha: Thank you. *sighs*

Me: Pikachu is cuter o.o

Sapphire: *switches Meowth with a Pikachu* There!

Malcolm: Aww...X3

Lucian: *sniffs* IT SMELLS LIKE BOOTY!

Sofia: O_o Random much?

Me: :DDDD *fawns over pikachu*

Suntha: o.O *shakes head*

Lucian: *starts running around and squawking*

Sofia: That's it! We're going home! *grabs Lu and drags him through a portal*

Pikachu: *walks over to Malcolm* Pika?

Malcolm: ...

Pikachu: Pii...kaaaa....CHUU!!!! *uses Thunderbolt on Malcolm*

Malcolm: *shrieks and falls over* ...Ow. Why, Pikachu? TT_TT

Sapphire: Pikachu, that was mean! Apologize!

Pikachu: ...Pika pi...-_-

Renny: Translation?

Alex: He says he's "sorry for not killing him." XD

Sapphire: Pikachu, you get a time out! Return! *zaps Pikachu back into its Poke-ball*

Me: *still in Pikachu-cuteness daze* :DDDDDDDDDD

Bertram: *smacks* Snap outta it!

Me: *shakes head* Er, thanks...

Suntha: *frowns* So what are Alastair and Lucida going to do now that Al is basically a nice guy o.o?

Alastair: I was never not a nice guy D:!

Suntha: Sure. Anyway. Will Lucida grow to love him?

Me: Probably, yeah. She's never really hated him, she was just a real ** as a kid. XD

Lucida: -_-

Malcolm: *still hurt from Pikachu's attack* It...burns...

Lucian: I'll fix ya! *licks Malcolm's arm*

Malcolm: O_o

*arm heals*

Sapphire: Um, wow. Pyronian saliva has healing powers, too? I thought that was just for werewolves and stuff...wait a sec, where'd you come from, Lu?! O_O

Lucian: Uhhh...Internet?

Sofia: LU!!!

Lucian: Oh **!! *runs away*

Bertram: lol. Lu's saliva never healed me, but it did-

Suntha: QUIET. Off with you! *poofs him out* Sheesh, everyone's so perverted lately -_-

Alastair: Well, there's quite a bit of sexual tension here. You and Renny, Alex and Sam, Mark and Ella....

Suntha: o.o What about you and Lucida?

Alastair: She stands by the fact that there is absolutely no sexual tension on her end.

Me: lol

Me: lol I wish he'd finish that sentence...

Lucida: Al's right. Well, mostly, anyway...

Renny: OMG a confession?! O_O

Lucida: No, no. I meant the part when he was talking about you and Suntha. It's not tension, right?

Renny: Well not on my end...what about you, Sunny? XD Are you nervous about me taking you to bed?

Suntha: Um...not really. The only part that makes me nervous is the fact that I won't be able to see anything.

Me: Wow, Dega. XD Peeeeeeeeeeeeeerv. I'll have to ask him later what he was gonna say.

Alastair: *frowns* Gross.

Me: lol I'm already guessing what it is, but I'm hoping for a hint. XDD

Renny: Wow. O_o Come to think of it, you wouldn't be able to enjoy it fully if you couldn't even see me!

Malcolm: Technically, it would be enjoyable if you did it right. Think of how prostitutes do it with unappealing people all the time, but they still get a kick out of it.

Renny: You're comparing Suntha to a prostitute?!

Malcolm: No. I was simply giving an example to further the cause. Suntha is far from a prostitute...though I expect Al would counter with how she seduced Callum...

Sapphire: Malcolm!

Malcolm: What?

Sapphire: Please shut up. -__- You're giving me a headache.

Malcolm: ...

Alex: lol poor Malcolm.

Suntha: *chuckles* Don't worry about it, Malcolm.

Alastair: You honestly think I'd be that mean to my sister *gasps*?

Suntha: Yes.

Alastair: Well, then you'd be right. *grins*

Suntha: *shakes head* Anyway. *shrugs* I'm kinda used to not being able to see things, soo...

Me: WTF is happening?! O_O A lot of the posts aren't showing up...meh, I think it's time for my curfew, anyway. I'll be on for another five minutes, then I'm out.

Renny: lol I bet I can do better than Callum did...

Alex: Hey, Sapphire! When're you and Malcolm getting...you know, married?

Sapphire: I have no idea. XD

heh, uum heey guys . :]

Me: I'm here! XD I'm just waiting for Sophia. Something happened to the site, I think.

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