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 Sakka-FenikkusuTopic: Welcome to the Crescendoing Scream
A badly named bar / inn sits on an ugly-looking hill devoid of grass and filled with rocks the size of heads. Inside, a short, scrawny-looking bartender with messy brown hair, gunk under his fingernails, and several long scars on his face fidgets behind the counter. He licks his parched lips then mutters slightly to himself, something about his impatience.| #1 Nov 16th 2006, 12:46pm | |
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 Dice DarwinIn walks a shirtless green infant with a metallic blue, oversized diaper. He waddles over to a bar stool, but finds that its too high for him to sit. Sitting on the dusty hardwood floor, the child begins to cry.(LMAO) |
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Sakka-FenikkusuThe man looks down at the infant. "Aren't you a little young for drinking? And... green?" (Oh my god, that is flipping hilarious!!!!) | #3 Nov 20th 2006, 11:18am | |
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 Kumquat21A priest of the order of the Nuerotic Saint Berryl walks in, a deep hood resting over his face, a preistly gown decorated with daisies on a patern of pink bury his body.He looks up, with heavy-lidded eyes, first noticing the bartender, then the infant. "BERRYL PROTECT ME!" he screams, and makes a complex finger-sign at the child. "ANOTHER ONE!!!" |
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Sakka-FenikkusuThe bartender withdraws slightly, his brow furrowed. He mutters to himself so that no one can hear, "I knew I should've been a florist..." (Thanks for joining Kumquat!) |
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Kumquat21(Thank's for letting me join, F'lummy - I really do like that name!) The priest pulls out, from the folds of his enflowered robe, an old peice of iron bent in the shape of a fancy heart. (The heartless sign? O_o) "I BANISH YE, FOUL BEAST!" he screams, brandeshing the arcane sign at him. Seeing as the child seems uneffected by this, he rumages around in his cloak and reveales a bloodstained wooden smiley-face. "WHAT ABOUT THIS, EH?" he screams. |
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Sakka-FenikkusuSuddenly and spontaneously, a piece of the ceiling falls and hits the bartender over the head, to which he replies with by promptly falling into unconsciousness. By more miraculous chance, just as he hits the ground behind the counter, a girl with a furry pink skull cap and a ponytail that is three feet long walks in, grins a smile that reveals about 3 teeth, and begins to fill mugs with beer and down them very, very quickly. Five minutes later, she dashes away to find a restroom, running with her legs crossed - an odd sight. |
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Kumquat21"My aim is bad," murmurs the priest, and points the smiley face at the ceiling above the baby. Seeing as nothing happens, the cieling falling was a mere coincidence, he begins pulling more arcane symbols from under his coat. A flower, a peace sign, pi. Seeing as none of these work, he reaches deep into his robe and pulls out . . . A sword longer than he is!!! Which couldn't fit under his coat in the first place! How? Why? Who? When? These are the questions that would come to any sane person. Thankfully, no one in this forum is sane. | #8 Nov 21st 2006, 3:59am . Edited Nov 21st 2006, 4:01am | |
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Sakka-FenikkusuThankfully. The girl dashes out, screaming complaints about the slovenliness of the bathrooms, and then proceeds to coo at the crying baby. | #9 Nov 21st 2006, 10:08am | |
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Kumquat21The priest draws back as if struck. "How can you make such loving noises at a monster like that?" he asks, shocked with horror.| #10 Nov 21st 2006, 3:12pm | |
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Sakka-Fenikkusu"It's so cuuuuute! And besides. Cooing scares people!!!!" She jumps up and down, clapping her hands preppily. "And plus you're weird!"| #11 Nov 21st 2006, 3:50pm | |
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Dice DarwinSeething with anger, the baby turns red. Moments later, he melts into a puddle of fruit punch, soaking the diaper. (and I'm done) | #12 Nov 21st 2006, 5:41pm | |
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Sakka-FenikkusuThe girl blinks a couple times, before promptly uttering a "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" and wondering to herself how the fruit punch might taste.| #13 Nov 21st 2006, 8:39pm | |
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Kumquat21The priest blinks at her. "I suppose . . ." he murmured. Then, something strikes his brain. "Wait . . . you said I was wierd!" He too gives out a great yell.| #14 Nov 22nd 2006, 12:20pm | |
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Sakka-FenikkusuShe, still sobbing over the baby, is also hit by a chunk of the ceiling just as another person enters, a tall guy wearing glasses that have lenses bigger than his head, and green hair. He is constantly scratching his head, which, when he comes closer, reveals its cause as a dandruff problem. (Thank the heavens we be having good grammar with these sentences.) | #15 Nov 22nd 2006, 4:43pm | |
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Kumquat21A few flakes of dandruff land on the priest's head. he looks up, with big Koge-donbo style eyes and whimpers at the man. "Mwee," he sniffles, puting a thumb in his mouth.| #16 Nov 25th 2006, 6:23pm | |
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Sakka-Fenikkusu"Whoa dude this place is ugly. It, like, totally needs a make-" Spontaneously, several more chunks of ceiling hit him over the head and he falls to the ground, just as the bartender gets up. "What... happened?" He scratches his head and looks around at the weird girl, the weird guy, the weird priest, and the weird puddle of punch on the floor. | #17 Nov 25th 2006, 6:26pm | |
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Kumquat21The priest hears a word he is farmiliar with. He jumps up, tears errased, big eyes glowing. "MAAAAAAAAAAKE OVER TIME!!!" he screeches happily, and dropping the sword, pulls out several tubes of lipstick and eyeshaddow. "Me first!" he burbles happily, then is promply hit over the head with a piece of ceiling and collapses.| #18 Nov 26th 2006, 4:36am | |
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Sakka-FenikkusuAs the bartender continues to gaze about wonderingly, his author gets 300 emails after awakening in the morning, which makes about 600 total so far, and none are recent...| #19 Nov 26th 2006, 8:04am | |
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