On Easter, I saw this thing in the newspaper about Peeps dioramas. They had pictures. One was of some Peeps roasting marshmallows and melting at the same time. It was freakin' hilarious.

We wasted like two hours one night just doing peep wars. It's where you have two peeps in the microwave with a tooth pick stuck in them kind of like a sword...and you see which one stabs the other first...

Oh my gods! That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!! :D I wanna try it now...

I think it's fairly unanimous that peep wars are 'teh pwn'.

I saw this thing in the newspaper about Peeps dioramas. They had pictures. One was of some Peeps roasting marshmallows and melting at the same time.

Goodness. That's so much more awesome than Peeps wars. Then again although I have peeps set aside in my cabinet in order to do Peep wars (yes. they are from this Easter. Gross. I know...) I still have yet to do it. Can you still eat them afterward? Wouldn't it be something like eating fluffer nutter with colored sugar mixed in? I once tried to microwave a mini marshmallow to see if it'd explode. It was very disappointing though. All that happened was it kind of got a little big, shriveled a bit and then it burneddddd. BURNEDDD. No exlosion. Very disappointing. :[ I think you need to use a big marshmallow in order to get it to work...

On a similar-yet-totally-not note, I'd like to warn everyone that microwaved cookie dough DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.

-shifty eyes-

That's not a good idea... especially if the dough has egg in it.

If it doesn't have egg in it just eat it as is.

I sometimes eat it as is when it has egg in it. Salmonella FTW!

I'd like to warn everyone that microwaved cookie dough DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.

Why in the world are you microwaving cookie dough? That makes zero sense. Were you hoping it would cook faster? Like as in a "Hey! Maybe if I microwave this then I won't have to bake it like the silly directions say to!" way?

Helpful Advice: Never microwave an Oreo. It's just not a good idea.

But on the salmonella front! If you get the cookie dough from the grocery store, that stuff doesn't have egg in it. And if it does it's that like freeze heated stuff that doesn't have salmonella. So you can be completely unhealthy and eat cookie dough to your hearts content! I'm one to talk. Once when I was like twelve I made cookie dough just for the sake of eating it straight, and never baked it. Heh heh...

I just wanted one cookie. -shifty eyes- No use baking only one cookie, right?

hahaha you silly goose.

I understand where you are coming from.

I personally would've gotten out the baking sheet for one cookie. Or baked a whole batch and given cookies to every living soul I see. I've done it in the past. I like baking for people. Tis funnn :D

Back away from the cookies!!!!!!

No! Mr Oreo, are you ok? These humans are monsters!

Is this the part where a user named 'Burnt Cookie' comes in and informs us that we're mass murderers?

Yes, mwahahahaha!!!

Is this the part where a user named 'Burnt Cookie' comes in and informs us that we're mass murderers?

Let's hope not because then that would mean that some person can show up and no matter what we eat can call us mass murderers. That would be unfortunate... Next thing I know I'll be eating Jelly Beans and some Jelly Bean affilliate will pop up and show me that I'm a mass murderer. I don't know what I'd do without my sugar... I think I'd be a very tired person...

OR we could just kill them too, and pretend we didn't hear them present their case first. -shifty eyes-

If we killed the Cocoa Puff affiliate, we'd be serial killers! :O

I am very offended.

Oh wow, hahahaha I screwed that up.

Well, I was thinking of making another fp account as a joint with my friend for a story we're doing, and you mentioned an account 'burnt cookie.' I thought this would be the perfect way to create one, and make a humorous joke at the same time. So I actually - this basically proves to the world how much of a dork I am - I actually went and created a whole nother account with the psydonym 'Burnt Cookie'. I tried to say 'I am very offended' on the forum, but I accidentally posted it in this account. Now I have 'burnt cookie' floating around fp with absolutely no purpose. I feel lame. XD

On a side note, did you know that one of the questions they ask when you register is 'are you human?' this amused me.

You can delete that post, then post as Burnt Cookie? xD

This is so cool. My question about substance abuse has resulted in new fp names. This is so exciting.

Most exciting moment of my life.

haha just kidding. Not the most exciting moment in my life. But still very exciting.

It is neat how a simple question can create something so different and fascinating, eh? ;)

If we killed the Cocoa Puff affiliate, we'd be serial killers!

I skipped this over on accident. But Har Har... Next thing you know we'll all be going around on halloween in cocoa puff outfits with a fake knife through it. Cereal killers. Har har. I'm personally too old to keep trick or treating. But great idea for the youngin's!

Argh ye matey! Walk the plank! Har har har. (ADD sorry. My mind does very silly things...)

It is neat how a simple question can create something so different and fascinating, eh?

Very fascinating. On the brightside! We're still sort of on the subject of sugar coated things. Mmm sugar... I should have named the forum Sugar Addicts Anonymous. Not substance abuse. Although it's not really that anonymous...

We could call it Sugar Addicts Identified (and running around like complete loons)?

We could call it Sugar Addicts Identified (and running around like complete loons)?

Parfait!!! Would that be the subtitle? I run around like a loon all the time. And then when I say loon people look at me funny. I said I had to go to the loo the other day and I was teased for twenty minutes straight. I commend you for your use of the word loon. Loony-ness is fun fun fun in the sun sun sun.

It's way too early in the morning to be this crazy. I haven't even had sugar yet... 9 am... Crack of dawn.

I want to make a club now called Sugar Addicts Identified (running around like loons since 2008). That'd be so awesome.

Yep. :D I run around like a loon all the time. And it makes so much sense with us being sugar addicts, too...

I once was made fun of for using the word 'swashbuckling', if that counts for anything? xD

I want to join said club. As treasurer. And use the treasure for buying candy. -shifty eyes-

SAI. Hahaha, it sounds like the CIA. Can I be the adorable mascot or humerous sidekick? (I second the nomination of Sakka as our swashbuckling treasurer. And Carebear obviously gets to be the ultra-dictator for founding the club. No, actually, I change my mind and nominate Rab for adorable mascot!)

I agree that Rab should be the adorable mascot. That would rule on a sickening amount of levels.

Kummie, you could be VP?

Sugar Addicts Identified (running around like loons since 2008)

Me: Ultra-Dictator

Sakka- Swashbuckling Treasurer ( I absolutely love it. Because Swashbuckling is like pirates and pirates like treasure. :])

Rab: Adorable Mascot (Who is this Rab you guys keep speaking of? I trust your opinion, but I do not get the reference...)

Kumquat: Vice President

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