fred mcpersondude could be considered my imaginary husband..sorta. ex husband. my real imgainary husband is mr. crappy. the dude who invented the toilet. that's why we say crap.

1. Do you like Chocolate pudding?

yes. om nom. i want some now!! and some chocoalte milk...

2. Do you lie a lot?

not too incredicly much...

3. Who is your favorite author?

,,,,,,,,yes.

4. If you could be anything for a day, what would it be?

some random person. someone exciting. i wanna try being a guy!!

5. Can you play chess?

yes. i haven't played in years.

1) can you please make up my questions?

2) pretty please??

3) KITTIES?

4) WHAT' YOUR MIDDLE NAME?? (SW)

5) WHO DO I REMIND YOU OF?? (VINCEY)

1. What does Ocean Size mean?

I...dont' knwe. my fingers are starting to have troubl e making contact witht the keyboard. And I didn't drink any soda today.

2. Wha'ts Jane's addiction?

coke probably.

3. What's the easiest way to quit an addiction?

just stop.

4. Am I addcited to caffeine?

you sound like you might be

5. I'm never going to be able to write on Friday's ever again, am I?

huh?

1. Are you tired? i'm tired.

2. Why aren't you sleeping?

3. What dreams do you think you'll have?

4. When will you wake up?

5. Are you tired?

1) can you please make up my questions?

okey dokey

2) pretty please??

I said I would...

3) KITTIES?

Kitties aren't question... but many answer.

4) WHAT' YOUR MIDDLE NAME?? (SW)

Princess-*gets hit in head with shoe*

5) WHO DO I REMIND YOU OF?? (VINCEY)

*still unconscious*

1. Who is still on this thing besides me?

Obviously I am… And Stoner, maybe… Possibly WAIC now…

2. Are your hands cold?

No. I am hot.

3. Why is it that there are more females on FP than males?

Who knows.

4. Can I get a life?

Can you?

5. Do you collect strange things?

No…

§

1) can you please make up my questions?

Eh. No… I'll answer these.

2) pretty please??

With chocolate on top.

3) KITTIES?

Are evil.

4) WHAT' YOUR MIDDLE NAME?? (SW)

I. AM. NOT. DOT!

5) WHO DO I REMIND YOU OF?? (VINCEY)

… Don't address me, then.

•

1. Are you tired? i'm tired.

No.

2. Why aren't you sleeping?

Insomnia.

3. What dreams do you think you'll have?

Don't know.

4. When will you wake up?

In 6 or 7 hours.

5. Are you tired?

… … …

•

5) Why didn't Stoner post questions?

$) Did you?

3) Did she?

#) Did it?

1) Did he?

1. Are you tired? i'm tired.

VERY. oops caps.

2. Why aren't you sleeping?

because...i honestly don't know.

3. What dreams do you think you'll have?

i usually don't remember my dreams.

4. When will you wake up?

late. after 12 would be nice

5. Are you tired?

you already asked that

1) have you ever gone to a cake class?

2) will my tooth come out yet?

3)is it really 12:58?

4) what should i listen to now?

5) are you good or bad?

1) can you please make up my questions?

only if you make mine up.

2) pretty please??

conditions stated above.

3) KITTIES?

wha?

4) WHAT' YOUR MIDDLE NAME?? (SW)

ahem. fine. i'll tell you *wracked with sudden coughing fit* oh sorry. didja catch that last bit there?

5) WHO DO I REMIND YOU OF?? (VINCEY)

Idk

1. Are you tired?

2. Who hit d.stone with a shoe?

3. Will he be awake soon?

4. Do you think it was the shoe or the coke that finally got to him?

5. Are you tired?

2.

1) have you ever gone to a cake class?

nope. but I like cake.

2) will my tooth come out yet?

ask the tooth fairy.

3)is it really 12:58?

no its 1:02

4) what should i listen to now?

You Found Me

5) are you good or bad?

good.

1. Are you tired?

2. Redundancy is my middle name. AHAHAHA. Actually no. dot is.

3. That wasn't a question.

4. Neither was that.

5. Good thing I didn't put a question mark or that would have bugged me.

1. Are you tired?

*is still unconscious*

2. Who hit d.stone with a shoe?

*wakes up" Huh? A shoe?

3. Will he be awake soon?

Ugh...

4. Do you think it was the shoe or the coke that finally got to him?

I"m up! I'm up...

5. Are you tired?

Didn't you ask that?

2.

The Question is a LIE!

(/portal)

1. Are you tired?

Tired is a state of mind unable to be felt by an operating system.

2. Redundancy is my middle name. AHAHAHA. Actually no. dot is.

Indeed it is, stupid test subject.

3. That wasn't a question.

You care why?

4. Neither was that.

Your statements are bugging me.

5. Good thing I didn't put a question mark or that would have bugged me.

Ask questions in order to follow protocol for the Aperture Science Test Subject Examinations.

1. Do you like cake?

2. (/glados) Huh? What happened?

3. Who hit me?!

4. Where's Tom?

5. Who am I?

1. Are you tired?

yes

2. Who hit d.stone with a shoe?

i did to get him to shut up about the lie that is your middle name

3. Will he be awake soon?

hopefully, i wanna know who i reming him of

4. Do you think it was the shoe or the coke that finally got to him?

both

5. Are you tired?

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

2.??

1) what's witht he random 2?

2) why am i hanging around witha bunch of cat haters?

3) will you skip around and sing at the top of your lungs with me?

4)wll i skip around and sing at the top of my lungs with you?

5) middle name/remind you of??

1. Do you like cake?

yes.

2. (/glados) Huh? What ahppened?

sir, you seem to be very confused. Are you okay?

3. Who hit me?!

We have not managed to find the culprit yet.

4. Where's Tom?

on his buggered myspace.

5. Who am I?

ooohh. let me guesss. a guy that got hit with a shoe and now has memory loss.

I'm so tired...must recycle questions...

1. Are you tired?

2. Redundancy is my middle name. AHAHAHA. Actually no. dot is.

3. That wasn't a question.

4. Good thing I didn't put a question mark or that would have bugged me.

5. Do you wear a pinky ring?

1. Are you tired?

I feel tired.

2. Redundancy is my middle name. AHAHAHA. Actually no. dot is.

Your middle name is dot?

3. That wasn't a question.

No, but I asked one, didn't I?

4. Good thing I didn't put a question mark or that would have bugged me.

Right... the punctuation.

5. Do you wear a pinky ring?

No... that's not something I would to.

...

1. Do you find it hard to concentrate?

2. This song sounds awesome, don;t you think?

3. Should I drink this can on my table?

4. What time is it?

5. Where am I?

tiredihateyounoitwasn'tquestionmarknopinkyringforme

recycle my questions too?

lie? what lie?

1) what's witht he random 2?

I don't know.

2) why am i hanging around witha bunch of cat haters?

because even though we hate cats, you love us. awwww.

3) will you skip around and sing at the top of your lungs with me?

sure why not. I'm already delirious.

4)wll i skip around and sing at the top of my lungs with you?

If you feel like it probably.

5) middle name/remind you of??

oh dear. d.stone. are you awake yet? we're being put under interrogation.

1. Law&Order original or SVU?

2. Edward or Cedric?

3. s or w?

4. or Dot?

5. Are....you....tired?

1. Law&Order original or SVU?

svu

2. Edward or Cedric?

cedric

3. s or w?

w

4. or Dot?

noooooo thank you.

5. Are....you....tired?

.............................*sleeping*

1. Law&Order original or SVU?

...Uhh... I froget which one we watch in class...

2. Edward or Cedric?

Cedric... much cooler.

3. s or w?

W...

4. or Dot?

Dot Dot Dot Dot Dot *dances around*

5. Are....you....tired?

A little... I think I've lost my mind...

...

!. Can you find it for me?

2. Who is Interrogating?

3. Did I fall asleep?

4. What happened?

5. I should stay, right?

1. Do you find it hard to concentrate?

ooohh...huh?

2. This song sounds awesome, don;t you think?

oh yes. marvelous.

3. Should I drink this can on my table?

only if it has coke in it.

4. What time is it?

half after-too late

5. Where am I?

I suppose at your comp...

tiredihateyounoitwasn'tquestionmarknopinkyringforme

huh?

1. How many times a day do you:

2. Wash your face?

3. Brush your teeth?

4. Comb your hair?

5. Change clothes?

!. Can you find it for me?

OHMYGOSH!!! What the hell is that exclamation point doing there?!?!?!

2. Who is Interrogating?

Rosey. or WAIC

3. Did I fall asleep?

I don't know. Are there puddles of drool and creases in your face?

4. What happened?

I don't know.

5. I should stay, right?

yes.

reduce, reuse, RECYCLE!

1. How many times a day do you:

2. Wash your face?

3. Brush your teeth?

4. Comb your hair?

5. Change clothes?

huh?

They were the answers to your questions all jumbled up.

1. How many times a day do you:

2. Wash your face?

IN the shower, I suppose

3. Brush your teeth?

Before bed.

4. Comb your hair?

Hardly ever... I need a haircut.

5. Change clothes?

Every morning.

...

1. Another 61 messages... wow... is that amazing?

2. Can I officially label everyone in this thread insane for two 61s in the same day?

3. Do you know what I mean with 61 messages?

4. Should I show you a picture?

5. Is Rosey actually asleep?

1. Another 61 messages... wow... is that amazing?

very

2. Can I officially label everyone in this thread insane for two 61s in the same day?

yep

3. Do you know what I mean with 61 messages?

yep

4. Should I show you a picture?

if you want to

5. Is Rosey actually asleep?

half

1) did you know i have 7 61s in my inbox.

2) do you use gmail?

3) middle name.

4) who i remind you of please

5) crappy 5th question?

1. Another 61 messages... wow... is that amazing?

uhh. yes?

2. Can I officially label everyone in this thread insane for two 61s in the same day?

huh?

3. Do you know what I mean with 61 messages?

no.

4. Should I show you a picture?

yes. please.

5. Is Rosey actually asleep?

i don't know. ROSIE. *calls out* ROSIE. You awake?

1. Do you like spam?

2. Have you ever been to a spamfest?

3. Are you scared of Ronald MacDoanld?

4. What about hamburglar?

5. ooooh. scary.

1) did you know i have 7 61s in my inbox.

no I didn't. but that's facinating.

2) do you use gmail?

yes I do.

3) middle name.

ahhhh.

4) who i remind you of please]

hhhhha.

5) crappy 5th question?

oh yes. very. what would your hubby think?

1. Do you like spam?

2. Have you ever been to a spamfest?

3. Are you scared of Ronald MacDoanld?

4. What about hamburglar?

5. ooooh. scary.

good night. lovely dreams everyone.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22512161@N08/3411454390/sizes/o/

Three... in the same day... on the same night... we are officially insane.

1. Do you like spam?

Not really.

2. Have you ever been to a spamfest?

Nope. Can't say I have.

3. Are you scared of Ronald MacDoanld?

No... he's a pushover.

4. What about hamburglar?

Respectable.

5. ooooh. scary.

Susan... is not scary.

...

1. WHY IS THIS SONG ALWAYS SOFA KING LOUD?! *switches*

2. Do you like that song? (Never Think... I forget the artist.)

3. What have I done tonight?

4. Should I answer Rosey's questions?

5. Why does SW... (that's also a weird address...) spell it Rosie?

1. Do you like spam?

spam, spam and eggs, spam eggs and bacon, spam spam eggs and bacon...

2. Have you ever been to a spamfest?

noooooope

3. Are you scared of Ronald MacDoanld?

sorta, yea

4. What about hamburglar?

ohh, what's a harmburglar? i want one!

5. ooooh. scary.

really? nevermind then.

1) what's your middle name?? (sw)

2) will you please tell me?? i must know...

3) who do i remind you of?

4) wait, is it your ex-gf that we were talking about a couple of weeks ago last week...that doens't make sense but whatever

5) will you please tell me??

1) what's your middle name?? (sw)\

She went to sleep.

2) will you please tell me?? i must know...

She's asleep... I think we should do the same.

3) who do i remind you of?

... Uh... the persistence...

4) wait, is it your ex-gf that we were talking about a couple of weeks ago last week...that doens't make sense but whatever

Kind of... not exactly.

5) will you please tell me??

(I think I'm going to pass out...) You kind of remind me of my character Kat... persistent, aggressive, curious, athletic.... It's probably just a coincidence... as always...

Las...round of questions.

1. When will SW give up?

2. Can I use her middle name as well? (SW isn't cutting it for an address)

3. How many 61s will I have by the time I get back to school?

4. Can you see anything interesting in that link?

5. What will I do when all I have is my iPod on vacation and I'm lurking behind the shadows, reading the hilarity? *feels sad*

Well, I'm going to bed. 'Night, Rosey. *goes off to bed*

(I think I'm going to pass out...) You kind of remind me of my character Kat... persistent, aggressive, curious, athletic.... It's probably just a coincidence... as always...

except for the whole gamer chick thing...no hand-eye coordination.

1. When will SW give up?

give up on what?

2. Can I use her middle name as well? (SW isn't cutting it for an address)

i dunno, ask her when she wakes up

3. How many 61s will I have by the time I get back to school?

when do you go back to school?

4. Can you see anything interesting in that link?

yes. i now know your email. muahahahaaaaa. haha/.....ok, i know, stalkerish. i'm going to stop now and go to sleep.

5. What will I do when all I have is my iPod on vacation and I'm lurking behind the shadows, reading the hilarity? *feels sad*

all you have is...lurking...ipod...que?

Well, I'm going to bed. 'Night, Rosey. *goes off to bed*

good night vincey. talk to you tomorrow today even though when you read this it will be then...wow.

1) will sw please tell me her middle name?? please?? pretty please?? its gonna drive me crazy. i wanna know!!

2) do you prefer bunnies or rabits?

3) root beer or coke?

4) have you ever ordered a flying dutchman at in-n-out?

5) what is your opinion on tissues?

1) will sw please tell me her middle name?? please?? pretty please?? its gonna drive me crazy. i wanna know!!

You're driving me crazy.

2) do you prefer bunnies or rabits?

I don't know what a 'rabit' is, so I'll go with bunnies. X]

3) root beer or coke?

Coke.

4) have you ever ordered a flying dutchman at in-n-out?

Why do you assume I've ever been to In-n-Out?

5) what is your opinion on tissues?

O.o What kind of tissues?

•

1) Will WAIC stop bugging Dot?

2) Will Dot continue to evade the question?

3) Did you dream this morning?

4) About what, if so? Or if not, what the correct past tense form of dreaming? No one ever seems to get it right.

5) Popsicles or lollipops?

hmmm. well good morning everyone. did you dream good dreams?

I dreamt about questions. it was terrible. as if I didn't get enough of them during the day.

1. When will SW give up?

NEVER.

2. Can I use her middle name as well? (SW isn't cutting it for an address)

what? what you mean?

3. How many 61s will I have by the time I get back to school?

Veeery many.

4. Can you see anything interesting in that link?

nope.

5. What will I do when all I have is my iPod on vacation and I'm lurking behind the shadows, reading the hilarity? *feels sad*

huh?

1) will sw please tell me her middle name?? please?? pretty please?? its gonna drive me crazy. i wanna know!!

dot...dot...dot..

2) do you prefer bunnies or rabits?

bunnies. but I'd still like them if they grew up.

3) root beer or coke?

Coke.

4) have you ever ordered a flying dutchman at in-n-out?

Never been to an in-n-out. I want an in-n-out t-shirt really bad though.

5) what is your opinion on tissues?

I only like the soft kind.

•

1) Will WAIC stop bugging Dot?

Hmmm. I don't know.

2) Will Dot continue to evade the question?

errrr....that may possibly be a possibility...

3) Did you dream this morning?

Yes. about ?s.

4) About what, if so? Or if not, what the correct past tense form of dreaming? No one ever seems to get it right.

questions. past tense is DREAMT. (I think)

5) Popsicles or lollipops?

popsicles.

1. Did you drool on your pillow?

2. How often do you paint your toenails?

3. If you have bangs, in which direction do they go?

4. Who's still on this thing right now?

5. When will everyone wake up?

and also, who's susan? why is she not scary?

and sorry rosey. it was late, I was tired, thus the rosie.

1. Did you drool on your pillow?

No. x]

2. How often do you paint your toenails?

Once every blue moon.

3. If you have bangs, in which direction do they go?

Don't have bangs…

4. Who's still on this thing right now?

I.

5. When will everyone wake up?

One p.m.

•

1) Dot had a dream about questions? O.o

2) Does she remember them?

3) Cupcakes or muffins?

4) Birds or squirrels?

5) Tacos or sandwiches?

1) Dot had a dream about questions? O.o

uh-huh.

2) Does she remember them?

not really.

3) Cupcakes or muffins?

hmmm. it depends on what kind.

4) Birds or squirrels?

ooh. I don't know that's a tough one.

5) Tacos or sandwiches?

both.

1. Have you seen the movie Secondhand Lions?

2. Did you like it?

3. Have you seen the movie Across the Universe?

4. Did you like it?

5. Do you think Jim Sturgess is hot?

1. Have you seen the movie Secondhand Lions?

Nope.

2. Did you like it?

…

3. Have you seen the movie Across the Universe?

See numero uno.

4. Did you like it?

…

5. Do you think Jim Sturgess is hot?

Who? … *Googles*

•

1) How'd you come to know of FP?

2) Are you at FF.net?

3) What do you write?

4) Who will be here first: WAIC or Stoner?

5) Where's Perceived?

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