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Topic: Quotes/Catchphrase/Randoms

kinda common thing to add in forums, I guess.

anyway: "Hear me rawr!"

#1 Jan 26th 2007, 4:27am

Will Sachiksy

"I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on all occasions. I don't know why I do things."

--J.B.S. Haldane

#2 Jan 26th 2007, 5:47pm

Keba Si Rota

I have some quotes and stuff that either I or people I know came up with.

"I'm only smart enough to know that I don't know much of anything."

-Keba Si Rota

"Words can only say so much."

-Troux (a character from "The Rebels of Planet Aadau", an old story of mine which may never see the light of day again)

"Yay!"

-Keba Si Rota (who says that a lot)

"Everyone wants a little piece of the dream

Everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame

Everyone wants somebody to love them

'Cause everyone already has somebody to hate"

-Keba Si Rota (from her half-band's soon-to-be-hit song, "Rise")

"You are not to put on my coat and drink little fizzy beverages."

-Keba Si Rota's brother (at some random moment)

"I have snowman fingers. The top of my finger is like the head. The middle of my finger looks like the body. And the bottom of my finger looks like the big, fat, **."

-Dreya, Keba Si Rota's guitarist

"You're not the boss of me!"

-Robby, one of the students who worked with Keba Si Rota back in high school at the school's radio station (he often said that to his "boss", another student)

"George Bush. What a pimp."

-Will, another student who worked at the radio station (he said this on the air)

"Roooooooooo!"

-Keba Si Rota's dog (to Keba Si Rota's dad)

#3 Feb 16th 2007, 5:43pm

Will Sachiksy

"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competantly programmed and functioning properly, it is completely honest."

--Issac Asimov

"It is fun to have fun, but you have to know how."

--The Cat in the Hat

"The Naruto dub sucks. Believe it."

--From a friend's review of the English version of the anime

#4 Feb 17th 2007, 7:13am

Ex-Cross

"Love is a lot like courage; it's not all about happily ever after, but standing together when there are dragons around."

--Me... unless someone actually thought of this quote before me.

#5 Mar 11th 2007, 4:36am

SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin

"Boy you betta CHECK YOURSELF! 1,2,3 OH! Sorry but no."

--SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin

'OH MY GOD I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!!!!"

--Me (again)

"It's hard out here for a nymph."

--My friend Lillian.

"Boys...You can't live with em, you can't live without em and you can't shoot em without goin to jail! Where the hell is the justice?!"

--Me

"Not being a stranger...Only growing stronger, so you can lean longer."

-- My "brother" Mark when we were talking.

#6 Mar 14th 2007, 9:19pm

SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin

"Boy you betta CHECK YOURSELF! 1,2,3 OH! Sorry but no."

--SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin

'OH MY GOD I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!!!!"

--Me (again)

"It's hard out here for a nymph."

--My friend Lillian.

"Boys...You can't live with em, you can't live without em and you can't shoot em without goin to jail! Where the hell is the justice?!"

--Me

"Not being a stranger...Only growing stronger, so you can lean longer."

-- My "brother" Mark when we were talking.

#7 Mar 14th 2007, 9:20pm

Will Sachiksy

"Uniqueness is showing how weird you are. Normalcy is hiding how weird you are. And human is trying to find a balance between the two."

--William Sachiksy

"And if I claim to be a wise man/It surely means that I don't know."

--"Carry On Wayward Son," Kansas

#8 Mar 23rd 2007, 6:21pm

Outlaw02 Extreme

“Zip it or I’ll rip your nipples off your breasts,” -- Akito Takayanagi in Tokyo Battalions: Illusions

“I am a man, not a woman. And no, I’m not a transvestite. I just happened to be born with feminine looks. Geez, narrow-minded people.” -- Felix van Dingenus in Tokyo Battalions: Illusions

“Wha’s up y’all? Anyone ‘ere gonna challenge meh ta a battle wit’ mah bling bling ‘sivic’?” -- a pathetic 'racer' in Racer 666: Shutokou Wars

“Kyaa! Now I’m getting wet inside!” -- Kagura from Racer 666: Shutokou Wars when a wet sponge got wedged in between her busts.

#9 Apr 07th 2007, 1:53am

Will Sachiksy

"You can't just have your characters say how they feel. That makes me very angry!"

--The Robot Devil from "Futurama"

"We are players here as well. We are merely playing these roles and nothing more."

--Subaru, ".hack//SIGN"

"This is America. People do whatever the ** they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can ** stop them."

--Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson

#10 Apr 07th 2007, 11:45am

BattleLust

"Without love we are like birds with broken wings" from 'Tuesdays with Morrie'

"ROFL? (roll on floor laughing)......and just what is wrong with ROFK? (roll on floor kissing)"

from typos

"This can't be a dream...cause then there would be rum."

Jack Sparrow

"Boys = time, and time = money, and money = the root of all evil, and so boys = the root of all evil."

Nikki W.

#11 Apr 23rd 2007, 5:57pm

Kumquat21

"He asked, 'Am I a man dreaming to be a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming to be a man?' Later, he was eaten by a bug."

-A friend

"There are only two things infinate, the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe."

-Albert Einstien.

"You fool. What are you saying? You don't know the name of this flower. It's already a distant peice of my memory."

-Takuto, FMWS

#12 Apr 24th 2007, 1:12pm

Keba Si Rota

Deadpool's Haiku about Broccoli

"I hate broccoli.

I think it totally sucks.

Why is it not meat?"

(From the video game Marvel Ultimate Alliance.)

#13 Apr 24th 2007, 8:13pm

Will Sachiksy

"Boys = time, and time = money, and money = the root of all evil, and so boys = the root of all evil."

Nikki W.

She didn't do it right. Let me fix that:

Women = Time x Money

Time = Money

Therefore, Women = (Money)^2

Money = The root of evil.

Women = [square root symbol (Money^2)]

Which simplifies to Women = Evil.

"Women believe that men are, in a sense, defective versions of women. Men believe that women are defective versions of men. Both genders are trapped in a delusion that their personal viewpoints are universal. That viewpoint--that each gender is a defective version of the other--is the root of all misunderstandings."

--God's Debris by Scott Adams

#14 Apr 26th 2007, 3:39am . Edited Apr 28th 2007, 6:41am

Adrianna Harper

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend and inside of a dog it is to dark to read."

~Groucho Marx

#15 May 09th 2007, 4:31pm

Will Sachiksy

"I would prefer not to."

-Bartleby, "Bartlby the Scrivner: A Wall Street Story" by Herman Melville

"Do I dare

Disturb the universe?

In a minute there is time

For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."

-"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot

"One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship."

-One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#16 May 13th 2007, 5:43pm

Ranmyaku no Tenshi

"If I was a dog my tail would be wagging soooooo fast!"

- Stunner (explaining how happy she was)

"Give me an M!" "M!" "Give me an I!" "I!" "Give me a K!" "K!" "What's that spell?!" "...."

- Treble (Leading the Milk song at summer camp)

"My mind is like lightening, one bright flash and its gone."

- I have no clue

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

- I used to know but I can't remember

#17 May 22nd 2007, 9:59am

Will Sachiksy

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

- I used to know but I can't remember

That's attributed to Ozzy Osbourne, but Mark Twain wrote it first.

"Open Seven Days a Week. Sundays, too."

-A sign I saw outside a laundrymat

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

--Douglas Adams

English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet."

--William Gibson

US science fiction novelist in Canada (1948 - )

#18 May 22nd 2007, 11:41am

silk kimono

"Why do people say life is so short when it's the longest thing most people will ever get?"

-Friend

"I want to fly."

-Ruby McQueen (from the book Honey, Baby, Sweetheart)

"A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles on the road."

-Alexander Smith

"Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy."

-Shakespeare

#19 Feb 19th, 9:59am

Oceans of Mercury

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines."

#20 Mar 28th, 4:32pm

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