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![]() The boy seemed startled by his father's retaliation--but only for a moment. 2/21/2007 #31 |
![]() He then realized the bat was made of foam and proceeded to kill the couple that brought him to this earth. 2/21/2007 #32 |
![]() Unfortunately, these weren't his parents. These were a couple of nondiscript looking aliens hiding behind the television set. 2/21/2007 #33 |
![]() There were three loud knocks on the door; the National Guard had arrived! 2/21/2007 #34 |
![]() "Yay!" screamed the aliens, even though they actually had no clue who was at the door. 3/04/2007 #35 |
![]() "Ever see anything like this, Steve?" asked the Guard officer as he opened the front door. 3/04/2007 #36 |
![]() "Nope," replied his companion as he shot the aliens several times in the chest. 3/04/2007 #37 |
![]() The parents, horrified at the outcome of their sons birthday, slunk into the basement. 3/05/2007 #38 |
![]() Their son locked them in the basement and uttered an evil cackle. 3/05/2007 #39 |
![]() "I think maybe we got the wrong guys, Steve." 3/05/2007 #40 |
![]() "No kidding." 3/05/2007 #41 |
![]() The neighbors remember hearing screams after that; the Guardsmen never left the house. 3/06/2007 #42 |
![]() The neighbors, being curious people, decided to look for the source of the high-pitched screams. 5/31/2008 #43 |
![]() Upon reaching the house, they started pontificating to the little boy. 7/02/2008 #44 |
![]() "It wasn't me," he cried, hiding his blood-red hands behind his back, and carefully walking backwards until he came to the back door, from whence he proceeded to run as fast as he could to Nebraska, where no one could find him and he could begin his reign of terror anew. 8/05/2008 #45 |
![]() FIN. 9/06/2008 #46 |
![]() I guess I'll start a new one.. The French penguins conversed happily among themselves until a blood-curdling scream was heard just over the green hills. 1/04/2009 #47 |
![]() Curious, they ran toward the green hills to investigate! 1/11/2009 #48 |
![]() . 1/18/2009 . Edited 12/04/2009 #49 |
![]() Shocked and afraid, they began dancing in penguin morse code, which ended up saying 'Ze sky ish Fallink!' 3/30/2009 . Edited 3/30/2009 #50 |
![]() Then, 3 more peinguins came over, and ran in circles, screaming 'ze sky ish fallink!' 4/10/2009 #51 |
![]() One of them was wearing goggles, but the others weren't sure why. 7/22/2009 #52 |
![]() And magically, the sky started falling, bit by bit. The penguins and llamas watched in dismay as their home was ruined, calling out names in their own language to the being which was doint this to them. It wasn't a stupid human's fault this time, it wasn't another of their family members being shot down, with blood oozing down while her kids watched. This was a disaster that would kill not only the penguins and the llamas, but the humans. 'They deserve it,' the penguins thought out loud, advertising to the world their hate for the noisy two legged beasts. 12/01/2009 #53 |
![]() it kinda died, so i put in more than one sentence :P and i have no idea where the story is heading... not up to me any more *shrug* hehe 12/01/2009 #54 |
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